He's so LOUD and ANNOYING that he's considered AMIDA.
Special Containment Procedures:
Due to the anomaly's nature, containment procedures are minimal. He resides in Site-71, living in a rectangular concrete room, where he sits in a comfortable white pillar.
Any requests made by the anomaly are to accepted, as he cannot possess any physical threats. However, staff are to not tell or show him any personal or secret information about the foundation. (He has a big mouth!)
Mobile Task Force are recommended to stay away from SCP-6681-MUI, as he can be rather rude towards them.
Description:
SCP-6681-MUI or SCP-6681(Military Utility Item), alternatively referred to as "Franklin B. Clancy", is an old metal megaphone, which was used by General Franklin during 1956.
The anomalous properties of this anomaly are being able to shout through the speakers, being able to hear through the speakers and being able to see through the cameras of every foundation site there is. He is able to control which speakers he wants to speak on, including multiple or all of them. Although he is a megaphone, he is able to feel (physically and mentally) and have a personality.
SCP-6681-MUI is extremely demanding, often ordering things that are to be done to him or for him from foundation personnel or even other anomalies. Although sometimes he does this out of utter urgency, it's usually because he's bored. [SEE ADDENDUM 1]
History:
General Franklin used to train new Mobile Task Force members for containment breaches and such others, and was very demanding, using his megaphone to shout orders and degrade the newbies. However, after the seventh (?) Universal Reset, an error had occured where General Franklin was reset into the body of the megaphone, instead of his human form.
Before being turned into a megaphone, General Franklin was a father of three children and divorced with Heather G. Clancy. Many say that he was the rudest and toughest man from Boston.


<ADDENDUM 1>

Recorded messages from SCP-6681-MUI.
"I am bored and I require a walk outside RIGHT NOW!"
"Jared, get your ass in my cell and paint my coat red!"
"I better not see any of you slacking! I see you! I DO!!!"
"Lawrence, in your cell, NOW! And put some pants on, you embarrassing excuse of a Sargent!" (During one of SCP-106's containment breaches.)
"I smell [LESBIANS!] in here."
"...Stop watching those sniff childish shows..." (In SCP-8264's containment cell)
"...I miss my kids..."
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Pub: 12 May 2025 18:50 UTC
Edit: 12 May 2025 18:56 UTC