John and Archie's Crazy, No-Good, Last Day


John and Archie were both sleeping under a tree, not snuggling because they ain't gay like that.

Above them, the leaves in the tree rustled, so peacefully that it never would've awoken them.

AND THEN THEY RUSTLED VIOLENTLY!

John and Archie were awoken, huddled together, and they scrambled away from the tree.

"J-John! I'm scared!"
"H-Hold me, Archie!"

A hideous red creature descended from the tree!
It was Slurptillery!

"I'M GONNA SLURP YOU!!!"

Slurptillery pounced on Archie's weird Type Null mask-face, and started slurping vigorously!

SHLORPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPAHLRPSH!

John was terrified and screamed, for Archie was unable to.

"Get off of him!!"

Slurptillery had Archie WRAPPED, and there was nothing Archie could do. One tentacle was slithering inappropiately around him, caressing Archie's body as Slurptillery continued to slurp.

"Confusion!"

Despite the psychic force clearly connecting with Slurptillery, it didn't affect him in the slightest.
Slowing his slurping to a halt, he removed his mouth from Archie's face.

"Tanked btw."

He looked at Archie, and bathed him in flames.
He was dead.

"You're gonna get slurped!"

Slurptillery pounced on John, and John felt the invasion of his privacy and body as he was wrapped in his powerful +6 Attack Stat boosted arms.

SHLORPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPSHLRPAHLRPSH!

John was unable to scream, only cry. Slurptillery only savoured his tears as he tasted John with both mouth and tentacles. Yes, Slurptillery can taste with his tentacles.
Which made it all the more disgusting when he put them up his own BUTTHOLE, and also JOHN'S!

John felt Slurptillery's mouth peel away from his, with a strand of saliva connecting the two orifices.

"...You were one of my favorites."

John could barely watch as Slurptillery charged up an Octazooka, and couldn't even process the speed at which it blew his head off.

Slurptillery gathered the corpses of Archie and John in his tentacles, and left the crime scene.

"I'm gonna enjoy eating these legendaries... and those Tinkers are next..."

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Pub: 18 Oct 2024 02:38 UTC

Edit: 18 Oct 2024 02:39 UTC

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