Anonymous Poster's Master Schizo List Brought to you by nothing and no one ٩(^◡^)۶

Disclaimer

This list is meant to serve as a qrd and is for entertainment purposes only. I hold no hatred in my heart for any human, including the people enumerated below. I care about you. Even if you're profoundly mentally lel, you're still a human being in my eyes. If you feel slighted by (You)r entry, reach out; I will probably change it.

Current Schizo Count: 39

Single-Board Schizos

Anti-Crack Kun, aka ACK
Haunts: /a/

hates crackships
spammer
Madoka Magicka, Jujutsu Kaisen, and Genshin Impact enjoyer
had major beef with Akemi, a Madoka tripfag
also had drama with a /u/ mod
impossible to search for in archives
active since 2013ish

LolisRDead, aka LRD, aka antilolifag
Haunts: /a/

oldfag
tripfag
hates ironic pedos because he's a real one
loves lolis
hates gays
likes any anime with moe and/or underdressed lolis in it, mostly
complains about a lack of (lewd) lolis in anime
around 4k identifiable posts
active since 2010

Nu-LRD
Haunts: /a/

boring
cunnyseur
23 years old
makes threads talking about himself and lolis, campaigns for MAP shit
thinks Japanese will accept him for being a true and honest lolicon
makes threads about how he's 23 years old
likes idolmaster
why does anyone give a shit about this guy
active since 2018ish

Vidya Butts
Haunts: /v/

posts AK-12 from Girls Frontline
has posted over 11k threads on /v/
mindbroken by janny after having a Vidya Butts thread deleted
claims to be fighting for fair moderation
likely active since Dec. 2018, definitely by Aug. 2021, began spamming by Aug. 2021

Lizcuck
Haunts: /v/

actual cuckold
waifus Elizabeth from Bioshock, posts provocative images
always on the lookout for Bioshock threads
flirts with men
posts links to r34.xxx
acts like a /trash/ discord fapper
not specifically BBC-related, surprisingly
around 200 identifiable posts
active since 2023ish

ManlyTears, aka Dominic Vanner, aka Britbong, aka Bringbongreturns
Haunts: /v/

old fag
br#tish
literally 5 inches tall
tripfag and probable cunnyseur
redditor
claims to have invented Forever Alone
trolled Second Life servers and /v/ for years
shills his gay youtube channel and streams where he plays vidya and acts like a faggot
is not successful
active since 2008ish

Anti-Cat Schizo
Haunts: /trash/

hates NON∀ ●⁀●
only emerges when NON∀ ●⁀● posts
claims that NON∀ ●⁀● is destroying /hap/
posts cat gore sourced from Russian websites
went to Las Vegas one time, maybe
medium sized penis
active since Sept. 2023

/qa/doge, aka Loonanon (no, not that one)
Haunts: /trash/

oldfag
tripfag
proto-shartyfag
is in every secretive discord cabal
knows where you live
gayish furry
concerned for your welfare
keeps tabs on shartyfags and other assorted schizos
likes MLP, Madoka Magicka and ERP
he's MINE um BACK THE F#CK OFF????
actually on more boards but I wanted him in a particular spot
active since 2008ish

Archivesan, aka yrstruly
Haunts: /trash/

a nobody
no one gives a shit about this guy
despicable waste of valuable air
should probably kill himself
furry
eyes hurt
can tell who you are by your grammatical mistakes
active since 2013ish

Anti-Rocketgirl Poster
Haunts: /sci/

hates rocketgirls
also hates anime
attacks posters of the above subjects
brave, and valid
not sure if this guy actually exists
active since 2022ish at the earliest

Peridot Spammer, aka Perischizo
Haunts: /co/

shartfag
actual pedophile
waifus a dorito
uses a bot to spam /co/ threads with Peridot from Steven Universe
also floods the catalog sometimes
mindbroken by janny after having his dorito threads /trash/'d
has posted over 5k times but they're bot posts so he's cheating
active since late 2022

Guy/Manlyburger/Anthony Michael Crudo
Haunts: /co/

don't draw too good
insists his art is god-tier anyway
namefag
homosuck enjoyer
shills for MAP shit
obsessed with John Kricfalusi of Ren & Stimpy fame
has been derailing threads that are even tangentially related to John K or Ren & Stimpy in some way for years.
doxed himself
hard to follow due to archive pollution
at least 1k identifiable posts
may have molested his niece maybe
active since 2012

Steelefag
Haunts: /k/

HAET DRUMPF
hates republicans in general
also russia
gommunist
shitposts about politics on /k/
follows stereotypical American leftist party lines
active since 2022ish

Pixelschizo, aka Schizo Bro
Haunts: /ic/

How do you create good pixel art?
abstract art enthusiast
posts incomprehensible pixel drawings/gifs
they're actually kind of cool
it's not always pixel art
not actually terribly disliked by /ic/ posters as far as I can tell
active since 2018ish

2 Board Schizos

Owlkek poster
Haunts: /v/, /vg/

hates the company Owlcat Games
calls them Owlkek
has put hundreds of hours into said games anyway
shartyfag
calls anyone who says something positive about Owlk games a shill
is convinced that Owlkek is deliberately cucking their players
uses Arueshalae's ending slides and various other (sometimes edited) screenshots as proof
over 1k identifiable posts
active since Jan. 2021

/bag/schizo, aka scatschizo, aka mikaschizo
Haunts: /v/, /vg/

obsessed with Blue Archive
waifus Mika from Blue Archive
scatfag
from Singapore
likes to post about BBC in relation to Blue Archive, uses "SHITTED"
mindbroken by janny after his SHITTED memes were deleted
got doxxed by a furry after using the furry's VPN service
spammer with close to 1k identifiable posts
active from 2022-2023ish

YGOSchizo
Haunts: /vg/, /v/

knows for a fact that Magic the Gathering Arena is rigged
Master Duel is also rigged
plays both of these games every day
tries to convince the generals for those games that they are rigged
tries to convince /mtg/ that Yugioh is superior
waifus Ash Blossom & Joyous Spring from Yugioh
gay
active since 2020ish

Schizo-kun, aka Schizo-san (forma de /trash/)
Haunts: /trash/, /ck/

hates pornography
particularly hates cutesy/chibi content
spends hours daily on the furry porn board anyway
internet tough guy
is a big fan of Jordan "Millimeter" Peterson and Andrew Tate
LARPs as a normalfag
4chan quality crusader
active since late 2022ish

Dirk
Haunts: /his/, /pol/

tripfag
vehement reformed Christian (i.e Calvinist)
used to be extremely angry and hostile towards all other non-reformed Christians
his sister married a Catholic so he interrogated the priest, and he came away with a better tolerance of all other Christians
he really knows church history, on par with someone with a Master's in theology
very good at arguing for the trinity
less good at arguing other points
when he's losing an argument, he starts asking his opponent weird questions to throw him off
over 20k fucking posts since Aug. 2021
active since Aug. 2021

3 Board Schizos

Beeschizo, aka Leaf fag
Haunts: /trash/, /qa/ (;-;), /v/

oiriginalfag
a fucking leaf
does drugs and doesn't afraid of anything
thinks it's hip to fuck bees
he's literally dying WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP HIM
posts long rants that no one reads
hates soyjaks
posted that one kermit meme you saw on /v/
active since 2003ish

Bazztek aka Barry, aka Basedandred12, others
Haunts: /v/, /vg/, /gif/

brown
australian
/pol/tard
twittertard
internet famous for getting banned from everywhere
loves Final Fantasy 15 due to its similarity to Versus 13, hates 14 and 16 for stealing his gamefu's thunder
trolls /v/ fandoms, notably Kingdom Hearts
tries to start shit with false flag gayops
active since 2014ish

Furry Fandom goes on >>>/trash/
Haunts: /co/, /tg/, /g/

furry fandom goes on >>>/trash/
HAET FURRY
posts that phrase in response to furry content
phoneposter, has a Nexus 5
roughly 500 identifiable posts
active since May 2023

How do I get good at drawing?, aka Howie, aka Howieschizo
Haunts: /wsr/, /ic/, /adv/

self-diagnosed autistic and ADHD
wants you to know that
wants to draw
can't draw
everything he does looks so daunting and impossible :(
except fanfiction
likes Killua from Hunter x Hunter
has less than 100 identifiable posts
has a dedicated anti-schizo
JUST PET THE DOG, HOWIE
active since Aug. 2023

Idolschizo, aka Aidor/u/fag, aka King of /u/
Haunts: /u/, /a/, /trash/

thinks he's hot shit
likes Idolmaster
spams a lot of threads on /u/
wants /u/ to acknowledge him as lord and master of cute girls
hates yuri
pretends to be at least 3 different people to draw attention to himself
active since 2016ish

4+ Board Schizos

'Ick on 'Eck, aka 'Ecker
Haunts: /v/, /g/, /a/, /int/, /vr/

fat
gay
smol pp
posts his smol pp sitting on a Steam Deck
has posted around 900 threads on /v/, around 500 on /g/, and under 100 on /a/ and /int/
posts with a Spanish or Italian flag on /int/
runs a proxy service through discord, (You) can send him a picture of your dick to get in
active since Jul. 2022

Unironic Hate Poster
Haunts: /trash/, /v/, /int/, /a/, /g/, /m/, /his/

unironically hates the word unironically
posts an image he probably made declaring unironically to unironically not be a word
very narrowly focused grammar nazi
active since early 2022ish

C Œ M G E N V S, aka cumgenius
Haunts: /his/, /lit/, /mu/, /r9k/, /int/, /biz/, /a/

obsessed with various tradlarps
tripfag
namefag
posts random traditional aesthetic images with a lot of his posts
gives free writing advice
TYPES IN ALL CAPS
has at over 7k identifiable posts
race-obsessed Mexican
seethes whenever anyone calls the USA "America"
replies with a canned rant about how the Americas are "America" and not the USA
hosted a philosophy blog called Mundus Millennialis (it was actually decent)
got fired from a McDonald's after slacking off
hasn't had a job since
posts with an Italian flag on /int/
active since 2012ish

saucy
Haunts: [s4s], /v/, /mu/, /r9k/, /a/, /tg/, /aco/, /d/, /fit/, /qa/ (;-;)

saucy's a nigger, look he's a nigger
scatfag
oldfag
trip/namefag
got doxxed
likes to post about vidya, "philosophical" ramblings, porn
used to run a quest on /tg/
/ss/ enjoyer
used to post about asian gorls on [s4s], /qa/, and /v/, down bad with yellow fever
mostly just shitposts at random
active since 2006ish

Annefrankposter
Haunts: /his/, /k/, /co/, /lit/, /bant/, /b/, /lit/, /pw/, /biz/, /a/, /aco/, /pol/, /tv/

/pol/tard
has created an entire fetish mythos around a self-insert Confederate soldier rescuing Anne Frank from the Nazis and knocking her up
has commissioned at least 3 pieces of fanart of this scenario
posts his fetish nonstop on any thread even slightly related (any WWII thread, any Civil War thread, any holocaust thread, any /his/ stealth fetish thread, etc)
almost certainly a chronic ban evader who burns through proxies
politics are an odd mix of neo-Confederate, white nationalist, American nationalist, and antifascist
extremely cocky and argumentative style, loves to pick fights as an excuse to spam his fetish art
there's a non-zero chance he'll come in this thread and start arguing with me here for posting this
ballpark of 6k identifiable posts
posts with an American flag on /int/ and /bant/, confederate on /pol/
active since 2016ish

Tiny White Pecker Poster, aka Doomtranny, aka dt
Haunts: /bant/, /r9k/, /int/, /fit/, /trash/, /qa/ (;-;), /x/, /v/, /mu/, /b/, /a/, /co/, /k/, /pol/

shartfag
very gay
likes Bernkastel from Umineko
posts about BBC, /vt/umors, Doom, tiny white peckers, Total Warhammer, and tulpas
has made over 4k identifiable posts in less than 3 years, probably over 8k total
attentionwhore, wants to be internet famous
posts with an American flag on /bant/ and /int/
active since 2015ish

Chud Anon
Haunts: /his/, /vg/, /vr/, /fit/, /an/, /int/, /k/, /mu/, /trash/, /o/, /biz/, /ck/, /b/, /wsg/, /lit/, /pol/

west coast southeast Asian
/pol/tard
shartyfag
likes to fight other schizos
changes his political opinions as often as he changes clothes (every few months or so)
has been a neo-Nazi, MAGApede, ancap, aznidentity, and Islamist, roughly in that order
seethes McCarthy levels over communism, including anything that could possibly be implied as supporting communism (like posting about Soviet literature)
gets really butthurt and stops posting if you reply calling him an Asian
a pic got leaked a while back of him wearing an American Revolution minuteman reenactor costume holding an AR mod with a Nazi and Gadsden flag in the background
posts with a Romanian or Polish flag on /int/
supposedly the boomer gun group he was in on FB laughed him off the page over it
over 12k posts, maybe
probably not the only guy to ever post as Chud Anon
active since Sept. 2022

MadThad, aka Kotonhas' Husbando, aka MadThad0890, aka Thaddeus McMichael
Haunts: /a/, /cgl/, /a/, /co/, /v/, /qa/ (;-;), /vr/, /fit/, /r9k/, /wsg/, /cgl/, /trash/, /gif/, /b/, /pw/, /biz/, /w/, /soc/, /tv/, /aco/, /wsg/, /bant/, /adv/, /n/, /lgbt/, /r/, /pol/, /asp/, /vt/

the most famous black convicted pedophile on the internet
namefag
oldfag
fat
posts everywhere
waifus Kotonha from School Days
was only joking when he said by rights he'd fuck a loli in his bed
posted selfies on 4chan
posted videos of himself masturbating, fucking his loli body pillow, and eating TWO ENTIRE CAKES
took a 5 year ride on the 4chan party van for possession of cp
posted about having cp and wanting to fuck underage girls, everywhere, including Facebook and Twitter
got doxxed
had his FBI interviews published online for people to laugh at
says he's willing to fuck trannies, faps to dogs, faps to shotas
had a fucking custom license plate that said "WAIFU" on it
self-loathing black /pol/tard
does NOT afraid of anything
around 5k identifiable posts
active since 2011ish, missing from 2013-2018 due to party time

Dead Schizos

Scalyfag, aka botfag
Haunted: /trash/

gay
furry
shartyfag
australian shitposter
bot spammer
spammed basedboys, soyjacks, babybot-esque furry porn
targeted scaly and g/fur threads
tried to sic farms psychopaths on his enemies
got doxxed
got his very own lolcow thread
got meme'd on for looking like a dweeb
at least 1k identifiable posts
active from 2016ish to 2021ish

Gervaisposter
Haunted: /his/

hardcore southern baptist
spammed OPs of Ricky Gervais burning in hell, covered in shit, fucking a dog, etc
OPs usually warned people that morality is objective and found in the Bible, telling them to repent
his rationale behind posting Gervais is because he is an atheist
threads got deleted quickly
surprisingly self-aware
might still be alive
less than 100 identifiable posts
active Mar. 2023-Jan.2024

Armatard, aka Vatnik
Haunts: /k/, /his/

named after the T-14 Armata
obsessed with Russian weaponry
argues about this, but in a slippery way
ballpark of around 15k identifiable posts
might have killed himself when a fancy Russian spy plane crashed
active from 2016ish - Dec. 2019

Quentin, aka Calle Borjesson
Haunted: /v/, /lit/

tripfag
actual teenager (at the time of activity)
so internet famous he has his own KYM page #wow #whoa
hated weed, stoners, and the Nintendo 3DS
made MSpaint comics showing himself as Ozymandius from the Watchmen movie, which were actually pretty funny in hindsight
epically pwned stoners he invented in his head with facts and logic
tried to start a movement against the 3DS called Diamond Dogs
got doxxed
got perma'd
threatened to make Columbine look like a fucking joke, was never heard from again (except for a guy who stole his trip in 2017)
active from 2011 to 2013ish

Barneyfag, aka Lee Goldsten
Haunted: /v/, /co/, /qa/ (;-;)

the GOAT
Bronies, this is your mindset
hated MLP and compared it to Barney because they aired in adjacent timeslots
watched every episode anyway
used a bot to identify pones so he could spam the thread
so internet famous he has his own KYM page #wow #whoa
got doxxed
footfag
had over 15k identifiable posts
began in 2012, died in 2020ish
people pretend to be him, do not believe their lies

unicodefag, aka letofag, aka fox spammer
Haunted: /trash/, /qa/ (;-;)

furry
gay
spammer
shartyfag
bestiality enthusiast
real cheese pizza enthusiast
discordcabalfag
X-TREME ban evader
ascended skid
good luck, he's behind 7000 proxies
got a bunch of invisible unicode characters baleeted from 4chins
hated the lust penis
liked Nick from zootopia
used bots to flood the /trash/ catalog, occasionally other boards
targeted g/fur threads
engaged in honorabru combat with the 4chan dev team
lost
almost got doxxed irl, had his proxy shut down before it could happen
dedicated anti-schizo
active from 2019ish to 2021ish

JWanon, aka Lara
Haunted: /his/, /bant/, /int/, /co/, /mlp/, /wsg/, /x/, /tg/

French Jehovah's Witness teenager
supposedly a girl on the internet
namefag
started out posting charming Franco-Belgian style comics of Christian scenes
became increasingly polarized and militant about Jehovah's Witness in an earnest effort to convert 4channers
started many threads herself, proclaiming JWs as "true Christians"
jumped into every single religion thread and started shitting them up with textbook JW conversion techniques
posted some surprisingly horny comics
the Whore of Babylon had some awfully big Babylons
eventually fucked up and posted a really weird comic she made "while studying puberty in school" and /his/ never lived it down (pic related)
supposedly someone doxxed her (hence "Lara") and contacted her local JW elder about her time on 4chan
she hasn't posted since, but there are a lot of copycats
posted with an American flag on /int/, /bant/, and /pol/
roughly 5k identifiable posts
active 2020-2023

/z/

lain sucks
Haunts: /wsr/

lain sucks
appears in threads about Serial Experiments Lain to say the above phrase
around 100 identifiable posts
unknowable motives
this one might actually just be a meme
active since 2015ish
this is a meme you dip

Autism

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing? As I say in the disclaimer, this is meant to serve as a quick run-down of some of 4chan's most prolific posters. It also serves as a kind of very informal chronicle of such people. I, yrstruly, am also on the list. It isn't meant to be a bad thing - some entries are derogatory in tone, but this is because I think a purely academic list would be very boring to read. No offense is intended.

Isn't this a terrible idea? Maybe! So far, it's been alright. I would hope that the people on this list would see their presence as a sort of compliment; I put in more time than you might expect researching every entry. It's a labor of love.

How do I find you? Where do you live? SSN? If you're here, you should be able to figure out where I post. It's not too hard.

Tell me more about you. I'm really no one important. I'm in no secret discord cabals, run no gayops, and appear in no KYM or ED articles (as far as I know). I'm interested in internet, and particularly chan, culture, and that's about all there is to it. I have no social media and am profoundly paranoid.

Hey faggotron, you fucked up an entry, you stupid idiot, you fucking buffoon. That's not even a dude, it's a fucking meme. Reach out and I'll fix it. You can help me along by posting screencaps or key terms/image hashes/names/tripcodes to search for in the archives. This is also true for if you want to add to the list.

Is there any rhyme or reason to how an entry is described, or are you just winging this shit? There's a few rules. Every entry has at least one Haunt - I go through each archive and eliminate identifiable posts by the board they're posted on, sequentially, until nothing else appears. The first Haunt is always the board with the most identifiable posts, the rest are largely arbitrary. Boards the person can be found on are included if there are more than about 5 identifiable posts of theirs there; my reasoning is that they are probably lurking, or posting unidentifiably, even if I can't know that for sure. >fat is only posted if the poster showed a picture of themself, and is fat. >gay is used if they are flirtatious with other anons, post gay porn, or explicitly describe themselves as such - I assume everyone is male unless proven otherwise. >shart(y)fag is used if they post soyjacks. I realize that not everyone who posts soyjacks is a shartyfag, but I feel like it works as a rule of thumb. >name/trip/old/originalfag is self-explanatory - I don't categorize newfag, because I have no way of knowing when they actually began posting (before they were identifiable). >furry is used if they post furry pictures, no semantics involved. >/pol/tard is used if they post on /pol/, or if their posts have a significant amount of /pol/ ideology. >cunnyseur is what you think it means; I felt like "pedophile" was a bit harsh. Not everyone who watches Bocu no Pico wants to molest children. "Identifiable posts" is a bit of a crapshoot; entrants who use a name/trip are more accurate (shout-out to Vidya Butts for making life very easy), otherwise I base it off of key terms or image hashes associated with the person in question that can be found in the archives. You should assume a margin of error of around 1k posts. "Active since 20XXish" is used if I'm not sure when they started/stopped posting, and should be read as a best-guess. If there's a month listed, I'm fairly confident in the date.
It's worth noting that several entries were primarily written by people who are not me, so there are some minor differences in style.

What archives are used? Desuarchive and Archived Moe at a minimum. I will also usually check b4k, warosu, thebarchive, and 4plebs. I generally only check the Oldfriend Archive if I see posts going back to at least 2011. Sometimes I'll Google someone if I think I'll find something related to 4chan in that way.

Isn't this just doxxing with extra steps? I leave a lot of things out on purpose. I don't want to get SWAT teams dispatched to anyone's house; I make an effort to leave out any clearly identifiable info (with the exception of a few very internet famous people, such as MadThad and Barneyfag - anyone can find that just by Googling). This is also why I don't include trips for tripfags.

What is a schizo, anyway? My rough rules: identifiable, known to the regulars of at least one thread, generally divisive or disliked (3AB wasn't a schizo, for example). I check into people before adding them on in an attempt to leave out extremely specific grudges. "Schizo" is used because it's the lingo; I'm not claiming that everyone on this list is actually schizophrenic. I've never interacted with most of them.

Why are there crying emoticons after /qa/? I am eternally mourning the board's deletion (;-;)
I really hope they bring it back one day.

Special thanks to everyone who has contributed to this list. I am sincerely grateful for the time you spent on my behalf.

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