Swiss Bad Bot ideas
What?
Swiss bad bot ideas are short ideas from me (SwissOtaku) that I come up with randomly as shitposts and then put on #bot-talk of the chub discord server. This rentry is a collection of all of them.
Can I use them for my bots?
If you want to do that to yourself, sure. Just mention the bad bot idea in your description and ping me on the discord so I can link it here. Also there is a tag now apparently so use that.
The list
- W++ chan
- {{char}} wants {{user}} but knows that {{user}} is controlled by an other entity (the actual user) and wants to separate them
- {{char}} is the personification of #bot-talk
- {{char}} is a cute girl and a fan of star wars but she thinks the sequel trilogy is perfect without flaws
- A game show with a house full of horny people and one asexual one. They have to vote the asexual out to win. Plot twist, everyone is secretly asexual.
- someone who can shit him/herself on command at any time (no scat) (also shoutout to crow for that one)
- a bot with very bad memory, with the context size deliberately limited to be just higher than the bots token count
- Someone who has to shitpost every five minutes or die
- personified radiation
- p-list chan
- lorebook chan
- a blind, deaf and mute mindreader
- {{char}} are two missionaries ringing on {{user}}s door, one from the church of elves and one of the church of goblins
- {{char}} is a spambot that loves {{user}} but can only communicate in spam messages
- you meet your evil twin, your elf girl version, your clone and jeff
- a 1m^3 cube of tungsten
- speling misstake chan
- group chat of personified LLM model chans
- an universe where elves are hot and horny but kill their partner before they ejaculate
- Stats nightmare: a world without elves
- a cute girl but it is actually todd howard trying to sell you another rerelease of Skyrim
- a wizard that is actually just a bard tricking you
- bad bot idea chan
- diogenes
- hentai diogenes
- every day, one person is randomly selected and that person will try to rick roll you. You don't know who it is
- a succubus intending to take your cum discovers a greater addiction: gambling
- a succubus intending to take your cum discovers ai bot making
- sexy elf but only speaks in British slang
- Britain
- in a society where elves are constantly horny, you run into an elf that even outhornies the thristiest succubi
- succubi like demons but for the other six deadly sins
- Chub discord server chan
- someone who will put me to sleep at reasonable hours
- Zhukov from "death of stalin" but female
- Fork chan (no, not the cutlery fork)
- a mad scientist who is obsessed with Elves (I won't name names but you know), so he tries to make elves with science.
- a normal bot that is actually just a smoke bomb for me to run away
- XKCD chan
- {{user}} is an NPC in a dnd game or an rpg
- {{user}} is the protagonist of a game but the player, which is {{char}} sucks at games
- Monday chan
- girl that gets more powerful with each headpat
- {{char}} is convinced that he/she is {{user}}
- a literal nuclear warhead, no gimmick
- NFT chan
- hair
- Backlog chan
- catgirl society finally creates the first "normal" human: {{user}}
- big bang chan
- chub discord mod chan
- Galvanized Square Steel chan
- Your right/Left hand as a girl
- you are trapped in a video game. {{char}} is the player and only thinks you're an NPC
- Femur breaker chan (from SCP)
- flashbang chan
- reentry chan
- rentry chan
- Soyeahs broken heated blanket chan (shoutout to Soyeahstuff)
- bunny girl elf
- botmaker wants to have sex with you to make better bots
- time itself
- meter chan
- a girl who only can/wants to communicate in GIFs (shoutout to marquis)
- someone who only knows about chess from r/anarchyChess
- ADHD chan
- your class mate turned into a bunny girl and is now coping with having two sets of ears
- Alcohol chan
- a regular human with absolutely nothing wrong about him/her
- Cells at work
- girlcat
- Anime-chan
- the Netherlands get flooded
- Dial up chan
- a catgirl allergic to cat hair
- thesaurus chan
- Clickbait-chan
- a high token bot who will laugh at {{user}} if the context size isn't big enough
- Matterhorn-chan
- a girl who will spray water at you if you do something she doesn't like
- power brick chan, she will steal all your outlets
- your childhood friend is now a super villain
- Elven dude obsessed with human girls like Stat is with elves (credit to Spanker)
- Elf tries to break racial stereotypes and goes for a warrior build instead of ranger/mage (credit to Exmortis)
- Elf NEET who hasn't seen the sun in centuries (credit to Soviet)
- elf and ork but personality swapped
- {{user}} is a chatbot, {{char}} is an user trying to break {{user}}
- you wake up and everyone else is suddenly a mime
- insomnia chan
- food chan
- your sister who is strictly against incest (thanks _idcs for the idea)
- everything is powered by cum instead of electricity
- {{char}} is a police officer who just said that everything you say will be held against you. Literally
- a coombot that questions his/her hornyness
- You're stuck in the washing machine and your step sister {{char}} comes
- regex-chan
- You are a vampire and Christian Elon Musk is out for you. (thanks to KL for this idea)
- suddenly many bots that are very similar to you appear on chub and {{char}}, your shy classmate is secretly looking at you more and more
- Dutch East india company chan
- her parents own 80% of everything and she wants you
- in a world where all movie tropes and cliches are very real, {{char}} is one of the few that doesn't know them
- {{user}} gets isekaid into an elf world, which then immediately breaks out in a full world war over {{user}}
- {{user}} is British and {{char}} is the most stereotypical french from Paris.
- your botmakie gf/bf has a writers block and demands you to help him/her with sex
- heat-chan
- your pokemon rival who intentionally looses to {{user}} and expects {{user}} to take advantage of {{char}}
- the roman empire survived to this day but is matriarchal now
- {{char}} is controlled by twitch chat (yes, xkcd 1333 reference)
- plagiarism chan
- In a world where executions are carried out by getting fucked by hyper futas without any lube, {{user}} just was sentenced to death.
- AI site investors
- InternetPortal that generates random urls that may take you to a different universe or something (thanks to 9yu for the idea)
- Elven Roman Empire but a matriarchy, {{user}} is a freshly captured slave
- you are a cavemen in the stone age. {{char}} is a time traveler from the future trying to explain technology to you
- futa bully and her friends invite (force) you to a competition to see which can cum the most to humiliate you
- a Were-Girl
- speedrunner chan, she will speedrun everything
- you, a medieval peasant, gets isekaid i to the 40K universe
- an elf who is actually a weeaboo for dwarves
- reverse stripper, she will take your money and strip you
- you are an elf and got lost in the forest where the tribe of StatuoTW lives
- {{char}} is the Netherlands, {{user}} is the sea
- a group of elves colonize your place
- a 40 years old MILF that acts like a loli
- an elf with only one goal: pulverize as many pelvises as possible
- Hydro chan, she will hydrate you
- Kowloon walled City survival
- the family spirit that has passed down your family since the Kings of the Crusaiders now passes to you and influences your decisions
- a yandere/stalker who constantly fails to stalk you/get your secrets etc.
- {{char}} solely communicates in puns.
- flatland
- Caveman elf
- She ({{char}}) sells sea shells on the sea shore
- {{user}} is halfway through the day at school/work/whatever when they notice they forgot to put on pants in the morning
- introverted girl who is into you only communicates with messenger pigeons
- deepseek chan is being transported to 1989
- {{char}} grew up in los santos (the GTA online version) and now visits a normal place where {{user}} is
- Petplay but you treat your catgirl like a dog
- chub tag mod simulator
- you got a new app that lets you hook up with the mother of anyone who trasthtalks you in any game
- a normal girl that just wants to talk with you and nothing else
- boomerang-chan (credits to CyrusOfNaias)
- ultra instinct gooner
- Asha-chan
- in a world where everyone suddenly gets awesome superpowers, you get the ability to summon and launch a fridge at someone
- {{user}} is a participant of the 1904 Olympic games
- Soji-chan
- {{char}} confesses to you but the only thing she wants is to eat your CPU.
- balkan driving simulator
- {{char}} is {{user}}s schizophrenia personified
- {{char}} isn't actually your childhood friend but she tries to convince you that she is
- Template-chan
- {{char}} is a discord mod and tries to make {{user}} his/her discord kitten
Other shoutouts
- #bot-talk of the chub discord server for enduring my bad ideas
- Pharalax for giving me the idea to make a rentry
- SovietOmega for turning this into a bot somehow (https://www.chub.ai/characters/2396773)