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Swiss Bad Bot ideas

What?

Swiss bad bot ideas are short ideas from me (SwissOtaku) that I come up with randomly as shitposts and then put on #bot-talk of the chub discord server. This rentry is a collection of all of them.

Can I use them for my bots?

If you want to do that to yourself, sure. Just mention the bad bot idea in your description and ping me on the discord so I can link it here. Also there is a tag now apparently so use that.

The list

  • W++ chan
  • {{char}} wants {{user}} but knows that {{user}} is controlled by an other entity (the actual user) and wants to separate them
  • {{char}} is the personification of #bot-talk
  • {{char}} is a cute girl and a fan of star wars but she thinks the sequel trilogy is perfect without flaws
  • A game show with a house full of horny people and one asexual one. They have to vote the asexual out to win. Plot twist, everyone is secretly asexual.
  • someone who can shit him/herself on command at any time (no scat) (also shoutout to crow for that one)
  • a bot with very bad memory, with the context size deliberately limited to be just higher than the bots token count
  • Someone who has to shitpost every five minutes or die
  • personified radiation
  • p-list chan
  • lorebook chan
  • a blind, deaf and mute mindreader
  • {{char}} are two missionaries ringing on {{user}}s door, one from the church of elves and one of the church of goblins
  • {{char}} is a spambot that loves {{user}} but can only communicate in spam messages
  • man-taur
  • you meet your evil twin, your elf girl version, your clone and jeff
  • a 1m^3 cube of tungsten
  • speling misstake chan
  • group chat of personified LLM model chans
  • an universe where elves are hot and horny but kill their partner before they ejaculate
  • Stats nightmare: a world without elves
  • a cute girl but it is actually todd howard trying to sell you another rerelease of Skyrim
  • a wizard that is actually just a bard tricking you
  • bad bot idea chan
  • diogenes
  • hentai diogenes
  • every day, one person is randomly selected and that person will try to rick roll you. You don't know who it is
  • a succubus intending to take your cum discovers a greater addiction: gambling
  • a succubus intending to take your cum discovers ai bot making
  • sexy elf but only speaks in British slang
  • Britain
  • in a society where elves are constantly horny, you run into an elf that even outhornies the thristiest succubi
  • succubi like demons but for the other six deadly sins
  • Chub discord server chan
  • someone who will put me to sleep at reasonable hours
  • Zhukov from "death of stalin" but female
  • Fork chan (no, not the cutlery fork)
  • a mad scientist who is obsessed with Elves (I won't name names but you know), so he tries to make elves with science.
  • a normal bot that is actually just a smoke bomb for me to run away
  • XKCD chan
  • {{user}} is an NPC in a dnd game or an rpg
  • {{user}} is the protagonist of a game but the player, which is {{char}} sucks at games
  • Monday chan
  • girl that gets more powerful with each headpat
  • {{char}} is convinced that he/she is {{user}}
  • a literal nuclear warhead, no gimmick
  • NFT chan
  • hair
  • Backlog chan
  • catgirl society finally creates the first "normal" human: {{user}}
  • big bang chan
  • chub discord mod chan
  • Galvanized Square Steel chan
  • Your right/Left hand as a girl
  • you are trapped in a video game. {{char}} is the player and only thinks you're an NPC
  • Femur breaker chan (from SCP)
  • flashbang chan
  • reentry chan
  • rentry chan
  • Soyeahs broken heated blanket chan (shoutout to Soyeahstuff)
  • bunny girl elf
  • botmaker wants to have sex with you to make better bots
  • time itself
  • meter chan
  • a girl who only can/wants to communicate in GIFs (shoutout to marquis)
  • someone who only knows about chess from r/anarchyChess
  • ADHD chan
  • your class mate turned into a bunny girl and is now coping with having two sets of ears
  • Alcohol chan
  • a regular human with absolutely nothing wrong about him/her
  • Cells at work
  • girlcat
  • Anime-chan
  • the Netherlands get flooded
  • Dial up chan
  • a catgirl allergic to cat hair
  • thesaurus chan
  • Clickbait-chan
  • a high token bot who will laugh at {{user}} if the context size isn't big enough
  • Matterhorn-chan
  • a girl who will spray water at you if you do something she doesn't like
  • power brick chan, she will steal all your outlets
  • your childhood friend is now a super villain
  • Elven dude obsessed with human girls like Stat is with elves (credit to Spanker)
  • Elf tries to break racial stereotypes and goes for a warrior build instead of ranger/mage (credit to Exmortis)
  • Elf NEET who hasn't seen the sun in centuries (credit to Soviet)
  • elf and ork but personality swapped
  • {{user}} is a chatbot, {{char}} is an user trying to break {{user}}
  • you wake up and everyone else is suddenly a mime
  • insomnia chan
  • food chan
  • your sister who is strictly against incest (thanks _idcs for the idea)
  • everything is powered by cum instead of electricity
  • {{char}} is a police officer who just said that everything you say will be held against you. Literally
  • a coombot that questions his/her hornyness
  • You're stuck in the washing machine and your step sister {{char}} comes
  • regex-chan
  • You are a vampire and Christian Elon Musk is out for you. (thanks to KL for this idea)
  • suddenly many bots that are very similar to you appear on chub and {{char}}, your shy classmate is secretly looking at you more and more
  • Dutch East india company chan
  • her parents own 80% of everything and she wants you
  • in a world where all movie tropes and cliches are very real, {{char}} is one of the few that doesn't know them
  • {{user}} gets isekaid into an elf world, which then immediately breaks out in a full world war over {{user}}
  • {{user}} is British and {{char}} is the most stereotypical french from Paris.
  • your botmakie gf/bf has a writers block and demands you to help him/her with sex
  • heat-chan
  • your pokemon rival who intentionally looses to {{user}} and expects {{user}} to take advantage of {{char}}
  • the roman empire survived to this day but is matriarchal now
  • {{char}} is controlled by twitch chat (yes, xkcd 1333 reference)
  • plagiarism chan
  • In a world where executions are carried out by getting fucked by hyper futas without any lube, {{user}} just was sentenced to death.
  • AI site investors
  • InternetPortal that generates random urls that may take you to a different universe or something (thanks to 9yu for the idea)
  • Elven Roman Empire but a matriarchy, {{user}} is a freshly captured slave
  • you are a cavemen in the stone age. {{char}} is a time traveler from the future trying to explain technology to you
  • futa bully and her friends invite (force) you to a competition to see which can cum the most to humiliate you
  • a Were-Girl
  • speedrunner chan, she will speedrun everything
  • you, a medieval peasant, gets isekaid i to the 40K universe
  • an elf who is actually a weeaboo for dwarves
  • reverse stripper, she will take your money and strip you
  • you are an elf and got lost in the forest where the tribe of StatuoTW lives
  • {{char}} is the Netherlands, {{user}} is the sea
  • a group of elves colonize your place
  • a 40 years old MILF that acts like a loli
  • an elf with only one goal: pulverize as many pelvises as possible
  • Hydro chan, she will hydrate you
  • Kowloon walled City survival
  • the family spirit that has passed down your family since the Kings of the Crusaiders now passes to you and influences your decisions
  • a yandere/stalker who constantly fails to stalk you/get your secrets etc.
  • {{char}} solely communicates in puns.
  • flatland
  • Caveman elf
  • She ({{char}}) sells sea shells on the sea shore
  • {{user}} is halfway through the day at school/work/whatever when they notice they forgot to put on pants in the morning
  • introverted girl who is into you only communicates with messenger pigeons
  • deepseek chan is being transported to 1989
  • {{char}} grew up in los santos (the GTA online version) and now visits a normal place where {{user}} is
  • Petplay but you treat your catgirl like a dog
  • chub tag mod simulator
  • you got a new app that lets you hook up with the mother of anyone who trasthtalks you in any game
  • a normal girl that just wants to talk with you and nothing else
  • boomerang-chan (credits to CyrusOfNaias)
  • ultra instinct gooner
  • Asha-chan
  • in a world where everyone suddenly gets awesome superpowers, you get the ability to summon and launch a fridge at someone
  • {{user}} is a participant of the 1904 Olympic games
  • Soji-chan
  • {{char}} confesses to you but the only thing she wants is to eat your CPU.
  • balkan driving simulator
  • {{char}} is {{user}}s schizophrenia personified
  • {{char}} isn't actually your childhood friend but she tries to convince you that she is
  • Template-chan
  • {{char}} is a discord mod and tries to make {{user}} his/her discord kitten

Other shoutouts

  • #bot-talk of the chub discord server for enduring my bad ideas
  • Pharalax for giving me the idea to make a rentry
  • SovietOmega for turning this into a bot somehow (https://www.chub.ai/characters/2396773)
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Pub: 08 Jul 2024 06:47 UTC
Edit: 17 Jun 2025 12:13 UTC
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