hello.. this is officer, detective and supermodel zay coming from australia (ghis is a lie im currently in the usa) ... ive come here to alert you about these two CRIMINALS.. beware if you see them..

suspect 1.. niko...... he burps rlly loudly.. beware.. he can use it as an attack that could push you away up to 20ft.. D:
suspect 2... seki... basically every crime in the book....... be VERY careful around him,.....,...,..he has callwd mea FAG ONCE!............................ god......... also rumoured to be racist btw there are witnesses (me) of him being seen calling people (me) YELLOW CAUSE IM ASIAN.
this is very ibviously a joke these r my two best freidns :3