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wttt rentrycord headcanons (this was requested)
Florida ONLY owns misspelled urls. on angel reclaim day he tried to reclaim /angle & probably got it. he wonders why nobody tried to trade him for it afterwards.
New York probably hacks urls, just for fun & probably owns a few non-reclaimable because of the year with no edits criteria, which the only content he puts on it is "this is in use, you pmo"
NJ sends very very strongly worded anon asks to the rentry retrospring everytime he looses a multiclaim, then an hour later after hes calmed down he goes back and apologizes with another ask.
Gov is wttt rentrycords HP. He comes back every 2 months with a new identity and the same urls.
Louisiana only owns drug and alc urls. she owns literally all of them.
Texas probably owns his name as a url. he wanted /cowboy but someone else (alabama) got it before him and hes upset about it every day.
California probably doxxed some for owning a url on his wl, but he got it wrong and accidentally leaked his own address somehow.
Massachusetts will ONLY hateclaim urls, and he will put the most creative metadata ideas you've ever seen, drop dead gorgeous creative amazing rentries followed by if you genuinely want this url, go talk to a therapist lmao with a link to better help.
Washington probably MADE rentry, Oregon probably helps him manage it. (They're like Matt & Sarah of the wttt world).
PA will reclaim urls close to their claim date just to upset people.
Ohio owns a bunch of brainrot urls and one really really url everyone wants like /doll but put the ugliest fucking content imaginable on there, but its obviously over 30 seconds so nobody can take it.
Missouri hoards cholcate related urls and reuses the same content iver and over and them wonders why her urls get reclaimed.
Virginia owns the best urls you can think of, she has at least one url on your wishlist, but she "doesnt trade."
Minnesota probably does really bad url trades, she won the /angel claims and traded it away for /autist1c-. shes the best at actually winning multiclaims though.
Michigan hacks Ohio's urls, but he doesnt actually do anything other than add a pixel of a middle finger onto all of them
North Carolina has dropped 300+ usd on a url.