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"Dr. Clef" runs frantically in the foundation's corridors, like he was being chased by 939. He drifted, doing sharp curves and jumping for impulse. There was some dust coming from behind him, some would say that he was as fast as a Formula 1 car. The group bashes their door open, falling to the floor but quickly regaining their composure, and with a swift move, they turned on their computer, booted up the system and opened up a mysterious program. Dr. Clef is shocked at what he sees.
"Who did this?!" He asks, putting a hand over the body's chest. "Which one of you darn.. Speedicoin?! Who's doing this bitcoin shi'!?"
Clef looks even further, and sees that his account is flooded with AI images and Bitcoin promotions. He knew this wasn't a hacker's doing.
Agent Ukulele stood up. "'t was me."
"No it wasn't! You don't know anything about computers!" Dr. Clef exclaimed.
"Ay man.. I may be a gun maniac but computers also have guns in them."
Yellow Rat spoke up. "It wasn't meeee..." More like, squealed up.
"..Would've guessed so." Retorted Clef, rolling his eyes.
Flutterby flies up. "Had it been you?"
Clef is surprised by the sudden appearance and accusation. "What? Of course not! Don't come at me with that!"
A.K. starts pointing fingers too. "I think it was Ukelele..."
"Ukulele!" Agent Ukulele corrected. "And I was jokin' ya dumb kid! Go back to dormancy..."
"Your behavior is unnaceptable, Ukulele. EXECUTION IS IMMINENT." Said The Android That Kills.
"Jesus, okay..." Agent Ukulele, now intimidated, goes back to his dormant state.
"I wouldn't scam someone..." Agnes typed into the computer's notepad. "I'm just a wolf..."
"Was it you?!" Flutterby points at Imagi!Clef, who just stands there.
Dr. Clef became exasperated with the whole ordeal. "Then who was it?!"
Every member points at some... Guy. Dr. Clef has never seen him before. He wears a blue shirt that has the bitcoin logo on it and jeans that are way too baggy for him. He looks just like Clef but has short hair and only two eyes, unlike everyone else in there.
"Who the hell is that? I'm the owner of this place, how come there's someone here that I haven't met?!"
"My name is Clefto... I see you saw my coin..." Says the mysterious man.
"...You sound unworthy of a Pluralkit profile."
"Too late. I already have one..." Clefto chuckles. "Now, would you like to invest in my coin?"
"...T.A.T.K, why didn't you stop this guy from coming in?" Clef asks.
"SYSTEM IS MALFUNCTIONING." The Android That Kills replies.
"I DON'T CARE! BAN HIM FROM SWITCHING OVER WHEN WE'RE SLEEPING! THERE'S PEOPLE ON TWITTER.COM BASHING ME FOR SCAMMING THEM!" Clef shouts at the failing gatekeeper.
"ORDERS RECEIVED." The Android That Kills stomped over to the newby, pulling him into dormancy. Clefto screeches as it does so.
Back in the external world, Dr. Clef pants and sighs. He manages to shut down the crypto coin, and posts a 13-page-long apology made in Google Docs.