alastor lovemail ♡
his #1 fan & only boywife ^_^
i love alastor so much.. very glad i finally have /alastor. so happy #bless #joy. if it wasn't obvious enough already, i am the person who obsesses over him the most. any other self proclaimed "alastor yume" must be unaware of my existence. i would never harass another selfshipper, that's highkey weird, but know that i AM his actual beloved. we are married with matching pjs. he is my handsome cannibal girlfailure. in my heart and soul i know he has a cute little deer tail & fluffy chest, maybe it was too hard to animate. idk. whatever. he does because i said so.
dude season 2 could not come fast enough, i need more alastor content before i wither up and die. screentime of him is like water in a desert and i am desperately thirsty. i'm gonna ship the fuck out of his multiple versions, alastor x human!alastor is real and true. i know he's aroacespec btw, i am too! we can be in relationships! it's not all black and white. :) i would like him to eat my organs and i don't mean sexually. cannibalism is #in right now.
i add to this regularly
fun facts
- his death was caused by a bullet wound to the head, as he was mistaken for a deer while he was hiding a body in the woods. he was then mauled by hunting dogs
- he also doesn't like dogs.. unsurprisingly
- apparently he likes pineapple on pizza? weird
- he is canonically aromantic & asexual
- he isn't a "big fan" of sweet foods
- when vivziepop was adding to his character later on, she gave him similar characteristics to the cheshire cat
- he lived in louisiana when he was alive
- he was an only child. like me
- he was a serial killer, but apparently, he didn't kill randomly. he went by his personal "moral code"
- he can speak a bit of french
- he's a momma's boy, and it's obvious that he loves his mother very much
- he doesn't like tea
- he likes to cook, but prefers his meat raw. he's taking my strap raw
- he doesn't have a tail or a fluffy chest :(
- his character was updated to the song "you're never fully dressed without a smile"
- he can play the piano, violin, trumpet & saxophone
- he is against killing children
- he has, most likely, never been intimate with another person. before he met ME
- he prefers women to men, viewing them as more intelligent
- he likes the nickname "al"
- he has bad breath, hence the black gums
picrew / neka
dumb stupid
thanks for reading. i'm normal