ROBIRTHHHHH!!!!! damn im suckin on dis sour strap lolly it is so expired its makin mah eyes cry!!!!! if u wuz a spy u wuld probably tell me "i am a spy" to double brain wave reverse psycbology me cuuzz spies donut say dey ar spies.

BWOOOO DIS MENT 222 BE CHIIIDDIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aLLW da boiZ SAY shes soo bluooddy tall!!!! sHEES SOO WWWIIILD SO AAANNNIMMAIMAMALLL!!!!! >0<

OKAY ROBBEYAPHY TAWLKY TIIMEE!!!!! Aphy cute gurlboi = DIS COLOUR!!! Robert baby = ???prolly red ANNOYINGTHIRD WHEELEY GUESTSTARS = WWEEEE i do like dis culuor! =D

A: HIE RBERB! ribbit! hie ribbit! robby! robert!ronald! rolanda! robust! HIE RODGER! hey gobberttt! hey hobbeerrt hey Rubber! hey rob on da COB! hey FROGGIT! waaaat DANG I MISS YA!!!!! so i went 444 a walk 222 get sushi 444 dinner! and then i wanted dr pepper! ive only ever had it twice! NOW THRICE! >W< i didnt kno whether 2 get regular or cherry... cuz i dont have it often but i had original, but, it tasted like cherry already.. sooo i thought cherry would taste.. VEERRYY CHERRY!!! hehe, I GOT IT AND IT TASTED THE SAME AS BEFORE! so maybe i was drinking the cherry one all along... ANYWAYS! you are texting me RIGHT NOW!!! AND I AM BLUSHING! = =D but anyways, it was gud!!! dr pepper reminds me of you a lot! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY!!!!! just synesthesia whacky stuff!

R: Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

A: GOSHNESS!!!! WAT!?!?!?!?!! WELL GOOD JOB FOR FIGURIN OUT HOW 2 DO DA RENTRY WITHOUT ME ENENEENN SHOOWIING YOU!!!!!!! SO GREAT!!!! >W<
A: & what!? IN ME? fist in me??? HAHA WHY!!! why fisting? WHY FISTING ROBERT. ?!? NO!!!!! I DONT WANT FISTING ROBERT!!!!! >:(

R: What robert do you want !? !? !?

A: NON FISTING!!!
A: also, THIS IS HOW U DO A COLOUR OKAY! your colour is #FF2929 and you basically do PERCENTAGE SIGN! % then the hexcode with the hashtag, ALLL UR TEXT U WANT DAT COLOUR! then end the text with a DOUBLE PERCENTAGE! OKAY!?

R: I didn't understand any of that. You will do it for me because you're my wife

A: YES I WILL!!!!!!


A: SO MANY DR PEPPERS IN SO MANY FIRES. I HHADDA 3 OF EM IN A DAY!!!! ADDICTION IS A BEAUTIFUL THING! guess we're naming our child pepper. i'm due in 6 months.. please come back.

R: I'm not ready to be a father no

SARAH SMILES LIKE SARAH DOESNT CARE, SHE LIVES IN HER WORLD, SO UNAWARE! DOES SHE KNOW THAT MY DESTINY LIES WITH HER?

A: okay baby! well you are so awesome that i know i will be alright raising this child on my own because they will inherit your geniusness and your other good genetics!!! =D and thank you for getting me pregnant i think i would do it again even if i was already pregnant would that count as a 3some no i cannot ask things like that

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Pub: 06 Mar 2023 02:38 UTC

Edit: 19 Dec 2025 08:33 UTC

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