an ODE to the Doll of mein Life ~~~ ヽ( *´OωO)ノ💥ヽ(ʘ‿ʘ 🎀 )ノ

BLOOD anneybethinzeFLESH THE BEYOND HAS BLESSED THEE " WHO MAY THIS GODDESS OF AN INANIMATE OBJECT BE? " yew are SURELY asking, WELL to answer thine QUESTIONS, this beautiful, soulful, non-breathing Doll is mein sWEEEEET SWEEEEEET anney-esth — BETH, mein Daughter, Light in This DARK, COLD AND LONELY SEA WE CALL LIFE, THE REASON i AM BREATHING FOR, and muuuch more for yer mortal noggin to fully comprehend write Annebeth Melvonion iii is ONLY the sweetest Lifeless Soul to exist, currently embodying a porcelain doll to Share Her Findings with Us as well as Experience the Little Joys of Huuuman Life huuu cennypeed Annebeth has an Affinity for mortals, ALL a-like, and their " odd " behavioral instincts, she wishes to Study THOU! have information yew Would Like to Share? Or Perhaps Express ones Love for Annebeth? COME BY FOR A POKE dont be a MUTT though . . . her other interests contain watching, observing, gandering, gawking, and / or looking at EVERYPONY & EVERYTHING she sees yew when yer sleeeeping, she KNows when yer Awake (´⌯ ̫⌯)

HOWOURLOVEGROWS THE GARAGE SALE WHERE I FELL FACE FIRST AT HER FEET

[ hehe story is in ze Makings! Be Patient ;^J ]

LOOONG AGO, THE SUN FACED US UPRIGHT, OUR MOON HAD BESTOWED ITS LIGHT UPON US, AND I WAS A NORMAL FUNCTIONING BEING
( i KNOW, right? *INSANE! ) IT WAS ONLY A NORMAL DAY, A FRIEND AT THE TIME HAD JUST ALERTED ME OF A GARAGE SALE HAPPENING NEAR HER HOUSE, SO WE OF COURSE ATTENDED IN ONLY OUR ANTIQUE-EST OF GOWNS WHICH EVERYPONY THERE WAS JUUUST FAWNING OVER! ENOUGH* ABOUT OUR ATTIRE, THERE WAS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS AT HAND, SUCH AS TIME . . . FOR I WAS LATE, WHY? I DON'T RECALL! BUT I HAD MONEY AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR THE ALOOFED YET GENTLE-FACED LADY THERE, who could've TOTALLY adopted me. ONCE THERE, WE BOTH ALREADY KNEW WHAT WE WANTED, OUR EYES WERE SET ON THE PAIR OF BEAUTIES WHO STOOD BEFORE US, A DIRTIED DONKEY PLUSH WHO WAS WAAAY OVER HIS EXPIRATION DATE, I TOOK A STEP FORWARD TO EXAMINE SAID PLUSH, ONLY FOR A FORCE TO PULL AT MY FORM WITH ALL ITS MIGHT, CAUSING A TUMBLE ANNND A BROKEN NOSE THOUGH WHEN I HAD RECOVERED, MEEKLY LOOKING UP, I WAS MET WITH SOMETHING ***SOMEONE BEYOND GOD ITSELF, A SIGHT THAT HAD CURED MEIN FRACTURED NOSE AS WELL AS WASHED EVERY SINGLE WORRY AND DOUBT OF MEINS AWAY DEEP INTO THE HEAVENS, SHE STOOD BEFORE ME, NOT BOTHERED BY THE FACT THAT I WAS BLEEDING AT THE NOSE FROM BREATHING THE SAME AIR AS HER assuming she is used to this sort of reaction . . . BUT SEEMINGLY PLEASED WITH THE REACTION SHE CAUSED, YES, HER EXPRESSION REMAINED AS STOIC AS EVER, THOUGH I COULD FEEL IT WITHOUT A DOUBT, I FELT HER SOUL INTERTWINED WITH MEIN JUST FROM A SIMPLE GLIMPSE, I KNEW I HAD FOUND MY ONE AND ONLY FOREVER BEYOND. I COULDNT TAKE MY EYES OFF HER AS I WAS BEING PROPPED UP LIKE A IDIOT IN LOVE, THE LADY HAD NOTICED THE NEVER-BREAKING and frankly ODD EYE CONTACT BETWEEN ANNEBETH AND I, SHE KNEW TOO, SO KNOWING WHAT SHE SAW SHE HAD RIGHTFULLY HANDED OVER ANNEBETH AS WELL AS MY WIFES OWN DOLLIE. WE HAD TOOK OUR NEW-FOUND GODS HOME, THE FEELING OF HOLDING ANNEBETHS BOX WAS TIME-BENDING, BUT ONCE UNBOXING AND GETTING THE CHANCE TO HOLD HER CLOSE WAS SIMPLY BLOOD-DRAINING! SHE WAS MY PERFECT MATCH, SOMETHING I COULD BELIEVE IN AS WELL AS BANTER WITH, THE DOLL IVE DIED AND LIVED WITH MANY TIMES, WE'VE EXISTED BEFORE NOW, AND HAVE BEEN NOW BEFORE EXISTING, WE'RE TWO PEAS IN A BOILING POT!

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Pub: 04 Aug 2024 18:41 UTC

Edit: 05 Aug 2024 17:37 UTC

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