you found my rentry
splendid
im jack im one of these guys i guess
ask pronouns
i dont use tonetags btw but usually everything i say is a joke
im running for president heres why you should vote me
im definetely pro pollution we need to be dumping more shit into the waters, lets make climate change happen we gotta speed up global warming
i will make Planned obsolescence (yk when compaines purposefully make older products work less) not That much of A thing Anymore
i will spend the entire national defense budget on a large floating orb that will be built in the middle of the us
elon musks twitter account will be banned and i will give out random aspects of twitter people can change at their own whim
no war will be declared because i do not feel like it
the national anthem will be changed to this