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We're glad you're here. The ████ ██ ████ ███ hopes this bulletin finds all our faithful followers in good health, and otherwise, may it prosper you towards such with the delightful news we have to share. As you all know, we have been looking for a ████ to appease divinity for a long time, and we have FINALLY found it - The Perfect Body, The ONE. We at ████ ██ ████ ███ would like to thank everyone who has partaken in our gifting ceremonials up to this point - Thanks to you, No parting has been in vain. Distressingly enough however, The One has escaped our grasp and seems hesitant to accept their blessing. We are conducting a search throughout all of our facilities, and expect everyone to stay on high alert until fate takes its course. Our great host has used it's divinity to shield The One until a resolution comes forth. Further details will be exposed at our next gathering. We hope you take pride in your positions. WE URGE ALL TO SPREAD OUR MESSAGE TODAY, AND FOREVER FORTH, UNTIL THE ONE IS CAPTURED FOR THEIR HIGHER PURPOSE. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS NIGH UPON US.
Until our days part ways, may █████ never lead us astray. Blessings,
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