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Four, three, two, fuck you
Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic
Campbell's beats are best suited to fans hooked on phonics!
Isalicious: definition, makes Amelie loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons
I'm isalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just sisters
Fans be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Emily wants a piece of me)
I'm isalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)
isalicious def-
isalicious def-
Goddammit, Natalia stop fucking around with my mic-
isalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
Tristan's always squealin', cutesy pet names like Isakitty
I'm the i to the s, a, b, the e, the l
And the majority of pairings better include me
I'm isalicious (so delicious)
My body stays vicious
All the highbloods feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness
Logan's my witness (whistle)
(Bet that ship curls Tristan's tail..)
And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him sweat pails
So delicious (super sweet)
So delicious (fuckin' adorabloodthirsty)
So delicious (even Emily wants a piece of me)
I'm isalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty
I'll be laced with lacy
It's so tasty, tasty
It'll make you crazy
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--
I'll just spell it out for you
All the time I turn around fans gather round always sniffin' at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know
And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome
But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell
Amelie says I smell...
Delicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mwah!)
Don't matter if we're just sisters
Fans be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
Four, three, two, fuck you
My body stays vicious
Logan's been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business
Tristan's my witness (meow~!)
I'll even let their first ship sail
Just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail
So delicious (Hannah, see)
So delicious (you can trust me)
So delicious (I'll help you be)
I'm isalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
I'm isalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)
T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty
D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second
Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?
I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess
Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?
What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Sister Victoria doing?
She doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?
Fuck this shit, I quit!
stream karkalicious by broadway homestuck
God fucking damn it Emily
There goes the last shit that I ever gave!
Isn't it ironic?
Used to be platonic
Then I realized
I'm head over heels for-
God fucking damn it Emily
Making bedroom eyes at any pretty boy, or girl, or fan
She always knows just how to piss me off
Even if I beg she won't lay off
God fucking damn it Emily
If only I could manage to escape
But your lips are witchcraft
Don't you fucking dare laugh!
Just leave me alone
I just need some time alone
No, I just need some time alone
No, I just need some time alonе
No, I just need some time alone!
God fucking damn it Emily
This bridge is shitty
So you might feel pity
For my tragic tale of incompatibility
Can you distract me when she's so attractively
Holding my weakness against me, the bastard!
Will she persist even after I kiss her?
I hate her, I love her
But I keep on
Trying to prove that I
Love how I swoon
I'm loosing my confidence
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
I want you
God fucking damn it Emily
If I had a star to wish on
For my life, I can't imagine
Any other stoic prick compares
Mirror shades won't hide it if you stare
Love me, hate me, fuck me, I don't care
God fucking damn it Emily
I might not be real experienced with redheads
But who am I fooling, while my blood is pooling
At the pit of me, as I lie awake and
God fucking damn it Emily
Whisper in my ear, with your stupid voice
Tell me that you love me, that you're thinking of me
Straight and to the point
That is why I hate you
God fucking damn it Emily
zip
stream gfdi dave by broadway homestuck
How dare you say that my behavior is unacceptable
So condescending unnecessarily critical
I have the tendency of getting very physical
So watch your step cause if I do you'll need a miracle
You drain me dry and make me wonder why we're even friends
Not coming on to you
Now don't you fucking hold your breath
You wanna stay but you know very well I want you gone
Natalia Baez, fuck you and the seamonster you rode in on
You want my respect but I don't see a reason to give any fucks (woah-oah)
The only thing that you're good at, my friend, is the art of giving up (yeah yeah yeah!)
You're not a girl
No one needs you to save them from monsters that live in your dreams
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
What you are doing is screwing things up inside my head
You should have known better
You never listened to a word I said
You desperate fuck!
I already told you I'm not interested
Stop begging me to flush for you like she never did
You want my respect but I don't see a reason to give any fucks (woah-oah)
The only thing that you're good at, my friend, is the art of giving up (yeah yeah yeah!)
You're not a girl
No one needs you to save them from monsters that live in your dreams
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Does it kill
Does it burn
Is it painful to learn
That I don't feel for you anymore
Does it thrill
Does it sting
When you hear what I sing
Do you wish you still had me to hold?
You want my respect but I don't see a reason to give any fucks (woah-oah)
The only thing that you're good at, my friend, is the art of giving up (yeah yeah yeah!)
You're not a girl
No one needs you to save them from monsters that live in your dreams
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
Is there anyone out there cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe
stream fuck you eridan by broadway homestuck
Fuck! That is the last time I ever host someone’s wriggling day party at my place
I’m gonna be cleaning up after Logan and all his ilk until my eleventh sweep at this rate!
Ugh. Why are we even friends, anyway?
Right. The girls alliance love him and his taste in MOVIES. UGH. Well, this huge pile of DVDs isn’t going to clean itself up. I might as well make this somewhat enjoyable
[music starts up.]
“She’s The Man,” “The Rebound,” “Hitch,” and “Miss Congeniality”
This is just the tip of the iceberg that’s my menagerie
“The Wedding Singer,” “Groundhog Day,” “The Princess Bride,” “Love, Actually”
“Titanic,” “Juno,” “Knocked Up,” “She’s All That,” “Coyote Ugly”
When I was just a wriggler, my Lucius often preached
“To be a skilled entrepreneur, five figures must be reached!”
And whether one’s collection is of stamps, or coins, or dolls
If you’re a true enthusiast, you have to buy them all!
“Thirteen Going On Thirty,” “What’s Your Number?” “Mamma Mia!”
“Four Weddings and A Funeral” is something you should see
“Along Came Polly,” “Wedding Crashers,” “Something’s Gotta Give”
“The Cutting Edge,” “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” “Sweet Home Alabama”
This one’s one of my all time favorites!:
“In which the main protagonist sits idly ‘till one day
He finds himself head over heels for RedRom interest A
But RedRom interest A is flushing for her Kismesis
Whose auspistice’s Moirail is the main protagonist!”
(Oh!)
”Monster-In-Law,” ”One Fine Day,” ”The Fourty-Year-Old Virgin”
”Definitely Maybe,” ”Win A Date With Tad Hamilton”
”How to Lose A Guy in Ten Days,” ”Leap Year,” ”The Proposal”
”Did You Hear About The Morgans?” ”Kate and Leopold”
Of course, I’m also rather partial to:
“In which the hero finds himself forced to make a big desicion about whether or not he can commit to his Matesprit. Meanwhile, his Kismesis has been putting the moves on his Moirail and no one is really sure how to feel about that! But then there’s a duel to the death over the hero’s remaining quadrants and his Matesprit is mortally wounded and her dying wish is-!”
[ahem]
I mean...
So when it comes to romance, look no further than this boy!
This genre is my expertise and I am on a roll!
In fact, I think we call could benefit from my advice
For example, Ivy and Zaid watched ”Pirates of The Caribbean” together last weekend and gave each other matching black eyes...
Thrice!
And that’s not even a hate-date movie...
But these are!
”Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist,” ”My Big Fat Greek Wedding,”
”Six Days, Seven Nights,” ”Never Been Kissed,” ”While You Were Sleeping,”
”Ten Things I Hate About You,” ”A Cinderella Story,”
”She’s The Man,” ”The Rebound,” ”Hitch,” and ”Miss Congeniality”...
”She’s The Man,” ”The Rebound,” ”Hitch,” And ”Miss Congeniality!”
stream s karkat: be a fanboy by broadway homestuck
I'll take you out tonight
Do whatever you'd like
Emily, Emily be mine
Emily be mine
I'll wear your shades tonight
And clothing you don't like
Emily, Emily be mine
Emily be mine
When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants
I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I, I think your cast is dumb
And you've got no flare
I, I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I, I think your cast is dumb
And you've got no flare
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
She thinks she's such hot shit
With all her cool kid tricks
'cause she gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this!
She thinks she's such hot shit
With all her cool kid tricks
'cause she gets all the chicks
Can't believe even I fell for this!
Think you're the chosen knight?
You better stand and fight
Emily, Emily be mine
Be fucking mine
You bloody hypocrite
Your fine ass won't be missed
I hope you choke on something sharp and die
When it comes to romance
You know there's only one dance
If your hatred is freelance
I could see me in your pants
I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I think your cast is dumb
And you've got no flare
I hate your stoic face
And your stupid hair
I think your cast is dumb
And you've got no flare
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
(I don't speak cool kid, but I can if you like)
(I-I don't speak cool kid, b-but I can if you like)
(I don't speak cool kid, but I-but I can if you like)
I, I hate your fucking face
And that stoic stare
I, I think your cast is dumb
And you've got no flare
It really is pretty clear
That I do not care
But I wanna run my hands
Through your ginger hair
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Nah nah nah nah nah
I want you Emily, yeah
Hey Emily, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks
Hey Emily, this is it
You fucking make me sick
If you can't handle this
Shut up and draw some more dicks
stream strider be mine by broadway homestuck