TOP LEGITIMATE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE MY FRIEND!
#certified ORIGINAL idrgaf if you steal this idea just know that you WILL look stupid

NUMBER ONE: THE MOST BENEFICIAL PERKS
0. I DON'T CARE
if you're an introvert extrovert ambivert pervert WHATEVER I DONT CARE! I FW ANYONE extrovert? PLEASE YAP... introvert? LET YOUR FAKE NONCHALANT WALLS DROP AND SPEAK TO ME!!!!
1. MATCHING ANYTHING whether it's a matching pfp, rentry, bio, layout, straw page, carrd IDGAF!!!!!! I LUV IT!!
2. AVAILABILITY
my scheduele is absolutely FUCKED but i usually have time for you! TEXTING BACK IS NOT AN ISSUE.. I CAN DO THE BARE MINIMUM & MORE! (How rare is that)
3. GIFT GIVING if you love being gifted rentrys, strawpages, carrds, graphics, art (fanart & oc art) and OTHA STUFF... I AM THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU! Of course i won't immediately make you something when you req BUT I WILL maybe Oop
4. I'M FUNNY
Thats right There is a 80% Chance that YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF WHEN IM THERE! It depends if our wavelengths match but Why not Have a Try & BMF 👀???? Most importantly....
5. MATCHING YOUR FREAK Oke let me be honest this is actually kinda hard bc most of you are Kind of dry BUT.... ILL DO MY BEST AND MAKE SURE YOU FEEL REASSURED & PLEASED WITH MY SAD ATTEMPT AT MATCHING YOUR ENERGY!
6. I CAN HEAR YOU OUT
I Can even be your numba one therapist like LITEARLLY I know i seemLike i give out bad advice but i promise i have given out actual genuinely important advice and tips ILL EVEN ASK IF YOU PREF ADVICE OR JUST A LISTENING EAR. (im better at being a listening ear) I WILL WATCH YOU YAP! I WILL HEAR YOU OUT! even if i tab out ILL STILL TRY TO REPLY AND REACT TO MAKE SURE YOUKNOW IM THERE!!! Don't use me tho Plz Guys Hi
7. I PLAY MOST GAMES Im Lowkey a liar IVE DENIED SOME GAME REQS LIKE FORTNITE BUT I CAN TRY SOME... GAMES.... I Play valo tho I Can be your coach But i whiff a lot (I get better Everyday i promise) I PLAY ON EUW and ASIA. HMU TO PLAY Please omgplease
8. NO NEED TO FEEL AWKWARD OR INSECURE AROUND ME!
Im probably as weird if not worse than you Ummm so WHATEVER FREAKY THINGS YOU GOT GOIN ON, I WONT JUDGE AS MUCH AS OTHERS WOULD! Unless youre downright like delusional or you only talk about yaoi then um Bye? BUT OTHERWISE Maybe i might like.... Say "weirdo" BUT ITS ALWAYS ALWAYS AS A JOKE. I Hold secrets inbetween my cheeks btw im a LOYAL HOMIE and the Biggest WINGMAN Thrash is ready
9. I HAVE A WIDE RANGE OF INTERESTS THIS INCLUDES mbti okay im a freak about it I LOVE talking about medias so IF YOU YAP A LOT ABOUT YOUR LIKES, I MIGHT EVEN GET INTO IT! I KNOW BASICALLY ALMOST EVERY MEDIA EVER SO IM NOT TOO UNDERGROUND Kiuhuhuhu
10.5. ALTERNATIVES
if you're bad at talking or find it awkward, we can always just play a game! Ok this is just an excuse to get people to play valorant with me at this point but Im Trying please
exct.: VALORANT (euw + asia servers), ROBLOX, MINECRAFT, RANDOM ONLINE GAMES, CHESS, MLBB (i havent played in months) AND MORE! HMU & ADD ME ON DISCORD!
NUMBER TWO: HOW TO GET IN TOUCH
1. Dude Just talk to me the hell
Like whisp me, dm me on discord, sign my atabook whateva CHAT WITH ME!!!!! i dont mind any you start a convo by saying Ohhh you like one of my interests Or you have multiple similar interests etc OR IF YOU FIND ME CUTE! compliments insults bad convo starters I LIVE FOR ALL.. don't feel pressured or scared to talk to me, i'm Not scary, I'm patient and I won't scream or insta-block you if you try to talk to me okay man?
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I'll add more when i feel like it... but consider being my friend! if you found this totally desperate, cringe and chronically online, You're right I am ALL of those. Im bored and i Luv Saranghae Socialising so heres my cute attempt ^q^!
My github 1 has all of all you need from me so good luck! i love 30% Of you Yey feel free to make fun of me btw its entertaining to spout random hatred Cuz like Who r u again.?