TOP LEGITIMATE REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD BE CRUSH'S FRIEND!
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THIS IS CERTIFIED ORIGINAL! idrgaf if you steal this idea
just know that you WILL look stupid because im better 🤦
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Note: You aren't supposed to take this 100%
seriously i made it out of pure entertainment!
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NUMBER ONE: THE MOST BENEFICIAL PERKS
0. I DON'T CARE
if you're an introvert extrovert ambivert pervert WHATEVER I DONT CARE! I FW ANYONE!!!!!!!!!
extrovert? EVEN BETTER COME YAP WITH ME! introvert? LET YOUR NONCHALANT WALLS DROP AND SPEAK FREELY TO ME!!!!!!!!! ANYONE CAN FREAK WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. MATCHING ANYTHING
whether it's a matching pfp, matching rentrys matching bios matching githubs straw pages carrds retrospring IDGAF!!!!!!
I WILL DO MY UPMOST BEST TO MAKE US HAVE THE CUTEST MATCHING PROFILES EVER SSSSEEEEEEEEEENNNNN!
2. AVAILABILITY
my scheduele is absolutely FUCKED but i will STILL BE ABLE TO MAKE TIME FOR YOU!
TEXTING BACK WITHIN 30 MINUTES OR ASAP, NOT GHOSTING YOU, I CAN DO THE BARE MINIMUM OR EVEN MORE!
3. GIFT GIVING
if you love being gifted rentrys, strawpages, carrds, graphics, art (fanart & oc art) and OTHA STUFF... I AM THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU!
Of course i won't immediately make you something if you req BUT I WILL EVENTUALLY!!!!!!
4. I'M FUNNY
Thats right There is a 80% Chance that YOU WILL LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF WHEN IM THERE!
STUPID JOKES, PICK UP LINES, PLATONIC FLIRTING, Most importantly....
5. MATCHING YOUR FREAK
Aite let me be honest this is actually kinda hard bc most of you are DRY AS HELL!!!!!! BUT....
ILL DO MY BEST AND MAKE SURE YOU FEEL REASSURED, PLEASED WITH MY AWESOME SKILLS OF MATCHING YOUR FREAKY ENERGY!
6. I TEXT FIRST
Ok these are all the bare minimum but SOME OF YALL CANT EVEN DO WHAT I DO!!!!!!!(Directed /dir /dir/dir/sx/fatty)
FIRST HAND EXPERIENCE ALRITE..... Actually this lowkey depends if youre interesting or not LAAAAAAAAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. I CAN HEAR YOU OUT
I Can even be your numba one therapist like LITEARLLY I know i seemLike i give out bad advice but i promise i have given out actual genuinely important advice and tips
ILL EVEN ASK IF YOU WANT ADVICE OR JUST A LISTENING EAR. I WILL HEAR YOU YAP! I WILL HEAR YOU OUT! EVEN IF I TAB OUT, ILL STILL REPLY AND REACT TO MAKE SURE YOUKNOW IM THERE!!!!!! Dont vent often doe xp
8. I PLAY ANY GAME
Aite im a liar Lowkey IVE DENIED SOME GAME REQS LIKE FORTNITE OKAY BUT STILL...... I CAN TRY SOMEEEE GAMES..!
Oh right and i can coach you in valorant even if i whiff a lot (I get better everyday i promise) I PLAY ON EUW BTW!!!!!!!!! HMU TO PLAY
9. YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL AWKWARD OR INSECURE AROUND ME!
Im probably as weird if not worse than you so WHATEVER FREAKY THINGS YOU GOT GOIN ON I WONT JUDGE AS MUCH AS OTHERS WOULD! Maybe i might like.... Say "weirdo" BUT ITS ALWAYS! ALWAYS! AS A JOKE!
I Hold secrets inbetween my cheeks bro im a LOYAL HOMIE and the number one WINGMAN EVA Thrash is ready Globlgblgbgb
10. I HAVE A WIDE RANGE OF INTERESTS
THIS INCLUDES mbti okay im freaky about it IF I FIND A DUO THATS LITERALLY US I WILL TELL YOU ALRITE!!!!!!!!!
IM so freaky wihen it comes to talking about interests IF YOU YAP A LOT ABOUT YOURS I MIGHT EVEN GET INTO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! IALSO KNOW A LOT OF MEDIA SO IMNOT TOO UNDERGROUND Kiuhuhuhu
11. AVAILABLE OPTIONS
if you're bad at talking or find it awkward, we can always just play a game! Ok this is just an excuse to get people to play valorant with me at this point but HEY IM TRYING!
exct.: VALORANT (euw servers), ROBLOX, MINECRAFT, RANDOM ONLINE GAMES, CHESS, MLBB (i havent played in months) AND MORE!!!! HMU & ADD ME ON DISCORD!
NUMBER TWO: HOW TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME
1. Dude just talk to me the hell
Like whisp me, dm me on discord, sign my atabook, retrospring whateva SIT WITH ME!!!!!
i dont mind any you can start a convo by saying you LIKE one of my interests or you have multiple similar interests etc OR IF YOU FIND ME CUTE! compliments insults bad convo starters I LIVE FOR IT!!!! Just don't feel pressured or scared to talk to me, i'm patient and i won't scream or insta-block you if you try to talk to me alrite!
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I'll add more when i feel like it...... but consider being my friend! if you found this totally desperate and chronically online, You're right! I am! Im bored and i love socialising so heres my cute attempt :-)!
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both of my githubs 1 2 has all of all you need from me so good luck! i love alla yew freakies Yey feel free to make funof me btw its entertaining to see pure hatred sent my way FUFUFU!!!!!!!!
free spotify playlist here! click me! more songs to be added soon.... ifyou want my other playlists, its on my profile just go to this playlist and click my name OCEI BAI!!!!!!!