WELCOME to the [𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗔𝗖𝗧𝗘𝗗] Clinic, please scrub in. Unless you wish to return.

If you have any questions during the procedure, get my attention by shouting one of my many names.

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Let's get you started, here's some general information about how things run around here.

This is NOT a kid-friendly OR, excessive cursing, reclaimable slurs, NSFW, dark humor, and offensive jokes. Often using humor to lighten the mood as well, perhaps a coping method too but who really cares. Besides that, my physical and mental capabilities are limited due to dysautonomia and anxiety. At times, I will not be able to respond or assist you during the operation, but I believe you'll be fine on your own!

During this process, no children or tax payers allowed to practice [ -15/21+ ], Doctors or patients who are shitty people cannot enter the facility at all. (LGBTQphobic, racist, sexist, etc.) If you lack common sense or cannot handle a playful jab, don't bother talking to me.

Think you can handle all that? Yes? Good, I can only assume as I'm just the man in your screen.


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This surgery will explore the biology of human life, from the brain, the heart, the stomach, and finishing in the soul. Curious about mine? Here's my results...

Funny, It seems like the system has crashed. It couldn't process my love for Vince(y-kun).It's not surprising, my heart can barely handle him, let alone a machine. I truly care about him more than life itself. My safe haven, living comfortably knowing I have them by my side. An absoulute idiot...but thankfully my idiot. Spending endless nights laughing and smiling with him, feeling seen and complete. Adoring their every features, every moment and savoring every word. He deserves beyond what I could give, (giving them this DICKKKK sorry must of been a glitch.) I promise to take care of him to the days our souls meet in the afterlife. Love beyond obsession, for I am here for his happiness. I love you so much Vince, in sickness and in health, yours forever.

I recovered the back-up file from the test. Here's some basic stuff about me... I enjoy entertainment such as Date Everything, Black Butler, Zenless Zone Zero, Honkai Star Rail and horror media. Birds: especially parrots and pigeons. Alternative fashion: menhera, decora, ouji, and Music: Vein Cage, System of a Down, And One, Witchz, RafScrap, The Blake Robinson Synthethic orchestra. My friends are special too! (mentally.)

Every good doctor does multiple tests since positives are useless without the negatives.


The subjects affecting the mind negatively include bugs, rollercoasters, and hole clusters. People also tend to irritate the central nervous system: Calls/VC, those extremely sensitive, a poor sense of humor, or someone too judgmental. Of course there's my grandma and Charli XCX, but they could piss off the average folk.

Say...how about you get tested next? I'd love to know what makes up your soul, but let's save that for another time. There's a final warning before I can let you go. If you must message me and I'm not familiar with you, use tonetags. I'm not good at understanding those I have not studied, thank you in advance.

You have more questions? How tragic...it seems like I have caught a virus and cannot answer. [BEEP BEEP] Tell me another time! Instructor out!

Farewell
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When you exit the email, 4 apps have been downloaded onto your device. Isn't that man so thoughtful?

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Pub: 07 Oct 2022 01:30 UTC

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