blorgpulkfplorksickle
500 Songs. 3 Names. 0 Google Results.
An anonymous artist released 500+ original tracks on every major streaming platform in 12 months under three identities, each deliberately designed to be invisible to search algorithms.
The Three Identities
blorgpulkfplorksickle
- Strategy: Unspellable (defeats autocomplete)
- Tracks: ~275
- Searchability: 0.02/10
Nirvana Smashing Pumpkins Prince Queen
- Strategy: SEO poisoning (4 famous band names, 144.5M combined monthly listeners)
- Tracks: ~125
- Searchability: -3.7/10 (NEGATIVE)
the clash action taxonomy instantiators
- Strategy: Namespace collision (punk rock + computer science)
- Also known as: the cats
- Tracks: ~100
- Searchability: 0.01/10
The Numbers
| Stat | Value |
|---|---|
| Total tracks | 500+ |
| Time period | 12 months |
| Daily output | 1.37 songs/day |
| Languages | English, Japanese, Vietnamese, Hindi, Arabic, Hebrew |
| Genres | Ambient, drone, DnB, drill rap, industrial, noise, IDM, lo-fi, dark ambient, sound collage, breakbeat, swing |
| Facebook likes | 541 |
| Press coverage | 0 |
| Identity | Unknown |
Where to Start Listening
Gentle entry:
- Just show me how to breathe (ambient)
- In the meadows, he saw trees of white flowers (ambient)
- Sweater (lo-fi)
Go deeper:
- Dr. Tiamat (experimental electronic)
- Citrus Requiem feat. Kami Enzie
- Therapy Forage Feeder (textural)
Go weird:
- Good morning, sunshine (dnb swing)
- Genocide Banana (full album)
Direct Links
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