[00:00.00]
[00:15.02]I was browsing games on Steam and on the featured page I see
[00:17.84]This advertisement for Crusader Kings Three
[00:21.09]I navigated to their forums to read what people say
[00:24.45]Determine if this game would be for me
[00:27.57]Looking at the price, the bundle's kinda high
[00:30.41]But it's got a lot of content you see
[00:33.36]I asked, "This seems like a cool game, is it worth the entry fee?"
[00:37.03]Asked a question and this is what they said:

[00:39.58]Oh there ain't no posts in this thread
[00:42.89]Not even emojis
[00:45.72]I got no response
[00:47.21]Not one reply
[00:48.87]Even though I asked sincerely
[00:52.51]You know I'll still lurk here
[00:53.70]And hope someone comes
[00:54.86]Even though I know they won't
[00:57.98]Oh no there ain't no posts in this thread
[01:01.24]Prolly gonna cut my throat

[01:04.29]Not even 15 minutes later I'm still lurking in the thread
[01:07.15]While I watch a shitty video on twitch.tv
[01:10.23]This dude is acting like he's like he's bad
[01:11.87]While raking in a lot of views
[01:13.37]It makes me wonder if there's something I don't see
[01:16.38]I ask, "Hey what's going on, have you played this game before?
[01:19.50]I read reviews that said that it was pretty hard"
[01:22.60]I wait for a reply and keep my eyes open wide
[01:25.86]But it's like I'm talking to a corpse in a graveyard

[01:28.76]Oh I got no answer from the chat
[01:32.13]Not even emojis
[01:34.97]I got no response
[01:36.59]Not one reply
[01:38.14]Even though I asked sincerely
[01:41.08]You know I'll still lurk here
[01:42.70]And hope someone sees
[01:44.25]Even though I know they won't
[01:47.30]Oh no I got no answer from the chat
[01:50.63]Prolly gonna cut my throat

[02:05.90]Well now a couple hours passed and I was getting kinda bored
[02:08.80]So I decided to explore the board of /v/
[02:11.87]And so I checked the catalog and perused few good threads
[02:14.98]In search of anything remotely interesting
[02:17.99]I saw 15 Silksong threads, apparently it's pretty hard
[02:21.09]They filled the game with way to many enemies
[02:24.21]So I made one single thread whose topic covered Metroid Dread
[02:27.22]And watched it sage faster than a falling tree

[02:30.19]Oh there ain't no posts in this thread
[02:33.64]Not even emojis
[02:36.50]I got no response
[02:38.15]Not one reply
[02:39.64]Even though I asked sincerely
[02:42.69]You know I'll still lurk here
[02:44.26]And hope someone comes
[02:45.77]Even though I know they won't
[02:48.77]Oh no there ain't no posts in this thread
[02:52.18]Prolly gonna cut my throat

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Pub: 16 Oct 2025 02:30 UTC

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