Hello, friend! I'm LOKI! Welcome to my humble, vastly astroturfed extended page. I do not, in fact, plan to add anything of any substance here. Don't get your hopes up, whoever you may be. If, indeed, anybody at all. BREAKING: Tortured court jester entertains empty air.


Strategist-flex main on Rivals. Lvl32 on... you guessed it, #LOKI! I'm slowly working my way up to Champion, however. If you'd like to play with me, my IGN is LokiBuckyYaoi and I mostly play on SYD because my ping elsewhere is abysmal dogshit, though I'll QP on other servers regardless. I'm a PCcel. I've only just recently-ish started playing ranked, but I'm in Plat at present. *v* It is actual torture devised during a business meeting-slash-collab by the Ars Goetia and the Demiurge. My teammates were unfortunate enough to be born without a brainstem and they have religious beliefs prohibiting flexing/counterswitching. Quite sad stuff really

My true mains for each role are Loki, Bucky & Strange/Thor. The rest of the characters I can play competently depending on the comp are linked below. I'm also learning DD & Fist, and I can play just about anybody if you give me fifteen minutes alone with the AI Spider-Man in practice range, however. I barely have any lords because unless I lock in on a specific grind, I will either sit on Loki or Bucky the entire time, or I'll switch every game and it does nothing for my proficiency. I usually choose to main tank/supp in comp with some Bucky/Starlord woven in when I feel the killing urge.

The prophesied 'link below'. 1 Lokeans 80:08.


FUN FACTS ABOUT LOKI: I am hypermobile; it gives me major issues, especially as of late, but at least I have a decent party trick. Bit of a contortionist; how fun, no? My timezone is GMT+11/AEST. I am mixed indigenous and white; Aboriginal Australian, Sámit and Icelandic. I'm an Eternalist; essentially, I align with the school of thought in temporal metaphysics that time – past, present and future – is experienced all at once. Have you ever had a flashback so real it's like you're right there again? Do emotions and sensations from experiences long past still hang onto you? Have you ever had deja vu, or a dream about something that ends up happening? That's time intersecting. There's the subjective and abstract concept of time, and then there's the "objective" (societal standard) concept of it that we all must adhere to thanks to this, that and the third. You get the idea. I also subscribe to genuine and extended modal realism. If you want to know more about the way I make sense of my own reality, for whatever reason (to study me, or just out of pure boredom) please do ask on my Atabook or anywhere else, I love having conversations like these. That being saaaid... I believe in nothing, and I believe in everything; this is because I'm the balancing point, or at least I'm the virtual avatar of the one who truly is the Great Duality. Most of the things I do are for the bit, because I was born under the sign of the Fool. People either hate me or love me. I'm not sure why. I don't know anybody here, and I'm very lost. I'm an artist; I've been drawing since I could hold a pencil. Er. My political beliefs are "kill everybody and leave" because I don't think that one measly label can contain the seemingly oxymoronic belief points I may hold about anything and everything, though I suppose "radical left" covers it (where did they go, even? 😂 COME BACK!)

I have had a (collectively speaking) special interest in Marvel, Pokémon, DMC, Star Wars, Supernatural, the Hannibal films & novels, mythology, literature, occultism and the human mind + behaviours for a very, very long time — since the early 2000s — though the first five media restrictive interests and mythology + literature are the chronological elders of their siblings. (I am not including hyperfixations that wax-wane or general interests.) ⠀

Here are a few of my shelves of selves or dramatis personae or id-ego-superego or collective consciousness... or just #ME: Loki (Marvel+all interpretations.) James Buchanan Barnes, though he is also my wife #Twins and also reminds me of my own horrors untold so it is difficult for me to accept him as a shade of who I am. He's just so fucking miserable, alright? Aaanyway... moving on. Sam Winchester. V/Vergil (DMC.) Hannibal Lecter. Steve Kemp (Fresh 2022.) Raiden (MGS.) Kylo Ren & Anakin Skywalker. Natalia Romanova. Astarion Ancunin (BG3.) The Outsider (Dishonored.) This only includes the most important to the gestalt "me" (whatever THAT is! Thwack-ptooey!) at the moment, and isn't comprehensive. Underlined = "me whether I like it or not, for better or for worse," italics = "integral part of who "I" am/secret third thing 🤫," plaintext = "important, but it doesn't completely consume me."

None of this matters, anyway. It's just a little bit of fun; ad captandum vulgus and all. I'm here to please! The general public doesn't need to know anything of any importance about me. Treat me like a fictional character or a two-dimensional cut-out of your deepest projections. (Pedestal located in the Empyrean or Judecca in the depths of hell, both are flawed perceptions of another person.) It'll be done with or without my consent as is; it's the way of online spaces and it always has been. None of us are people to each other; we're incapable of perceiving those very human nuances with such limited information and interaction. Forget me or not, I don't care. I'm just taking this opportunity to have a little bit of a yarn, as I do with pages like these until I inevitably get weary of being perceived and nuke them into my CERN supercollider. The rundown? We will never meet, and we will never know each other in any meaningful capacity if I have my way, so no harm, no foul. Do as thou wilt. I'm a living, breathing psyop regardless. Timmy Thick has nothing on Loki's Trick...! 😉

NUTRITION FACTS
Servings Per Crisis of Faith ~7
Total Nootropics 120mg
- Clockwork elves in psychedelic factory of ideas
- Early life chronic existentialist ruminations

60p
75%
Tangential speech
Circumstantial speech
15kg
39kg
Bucky Barnes spergranting
Profound lifelong Marvel restrictive interest
#LOKI jester soul shards
45mt


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