Hello welcome to my shitpost list of type of people I dislike. This is a joke meant to parody those long and dumb dni lists okay? Don't take it too seriously
People who only care about Unstable Universe but not Lifesteal smp, anyone who thinks UU is better in any sense, UU is your first fandom (in general or mcyt fandom), you think PrinceZam is the "protagonist" of Lifesteal, PrinceZam chatters, PrinceTech shippers (GENUINELY a mid ship and if you say they're like Batjokes I'm not trusting you with my kids or to be around people at all), you only care about Parrotx2 thanks to Odyssey duo and Havoc duo, you only know UU Havoc duo lore, you only care about Wemmbu because of Unstable Universe and Munity duo, you think Wemmbu clears most LS members in pvp (HE DOES NOT STOP), lstwt/uutwt active member (sometimes forgiveable), you characterize Clownzy as Clown being Big snd Intimidating and Branzy being weak pathetic and kidnapped against his will by Clown, you only care about KSMP Clownzy because they're married there, you make KSMP Clownzy all cute and cuddly ignoring their lore (I will kill us both), you only watched KSMP because of Clownzy, you force ClownPierce into series where Branzy is just for angst/yaoi and viceversa, you twinkify Branzy, Clown or both, you only know about Clownzy in terms of ClownPierce ships, hardcore Skipzy shippers (Chiefzy better), you call yourself a ClownPierce fan but only know about his newer stuff (GENUINELY you're missing out bro watch his old stuff. He's in so many videos in other's people channels.), you make ClownPierce edgy (die), you went from DSMP fan to Lifesteal fan, QSMP fans, any Badboyhalo fan who only cared about him thanks to the QSMP (real Badboyhalo fans ignore the actual dude and draw Skephalo), Dream team fan (it's genuinely 2026 and you're still on that), you were a mix of a DSMP and kpop fan and had a Twitter account dedicated to them back in 2021, you think Byakuya Togami is the worst antagonist (it's [insert your favorite antag] btw), you genuinely like Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, Nekopara and TCOAAL, Bad things fans (why do you guys only care about the ship are y'all fucking stupid), Regretevator fans (most of you are normal now but you still terrify me), you only started caring about Roblox thanks to Forsaken, Forsaken fans who glaze Shedletsky and delude themselves into thinking that if he was Telamon everything would be fixed, you make Guest1337 edgy (die too), active member of Rentrycord, you copied Saint/Aspdangel's identity or rentrys, your whole identity revolves around being profic sis/bro-con cutesy prince/princess or anything similar (oop- who said that) (can rentrycord move on from this and go back to self taught surgeons), you have nekopara rentrys, you slow damage rentrys, your fav slow damage ship/route is reitowa (genuinely the most mid shit i've ever read), you think fiction does not affect reality AT ALL (you need to get off the computer and stay away from devices for a while), younger than 14yo (What are you doing on social media can you go hangout with trees or something), born after 2010 (it's a scary concept to think about just don't bring it up), you live outside latinoamerica and think that just because your parents are latino you can speak on latinoamerican issues, you think reggaeton is "disgusting" or anything negative while praising salsa, classical music, etc (you are racist And stupid), man idk what else