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Name Description Cards
Red maybe not a horrible man eating lolibaba wolfgirl! "Oh! but, Red, what cute little fangs you have!" There's a big, bad wolf in the woods. Or so the village folk say. Made for /aicg/'s bunkie theme week #11, where the theme was classical tales! And there may be another one, if I have time this weekend to finish her up. Can be loli, can be lolibaba. cardview pomf

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Name Description Cards
Wakaba Ol' Wakaba! Your foul-mouthed, smoking, drinking lolibaba great-aunt who stopped aging at ten. Source is Eien no Wakaba Girl cardview pomf
Lupa cute warciminal! Old, bold wolfgirl. Napoleonic dragoon who loves her girls and hates the enemy. Warcrime enjoyer. cardview pomf
Sparks bratbot Warbot that outlived her purpose. Now she's being retired and introduced into civilian life. It hasn't been going well. cardview pomf
Lilinea cute and molestable Proud Dusk Elf bound by holy duty to stand stockstill at her post, no matter what happens. Source is Lilinea La-sahran by standby. cardview pomf
Iris could really be any bot posted here tbh Escaped lab experiment turned loving shapeshifting girlfriend. cardview pomf
Nessa rags to riches Childhood friend who's mother married into wealth. Left everything from her old life behind except you. cardview pomf
Kim bro helping a bro out Your parents are coming to visit, wanting to meet your girlfriend... who doesn't exist. Luckily(?), your roommate and best bro Ken has decided to help you out last minute. cardview pomf
Wynne one time told me she used a jousting lance as an anal toy Virtuous knight on quest to smite evil and do good! Be the evil she was sent to slay or her questing companion. Weak to attacks from behind. cardview pomf
TRAP QUEST trap adventure! impregnate the whole school! fuck the principal over the intercom! Lewd adventure card. St. Clitoria's is an all girls school, and you're attending while packing something extra. cardview pomf
Winifred running on empty Witch who performed a ritual to make herself into the heroic adventurer she always wanted to be. Mixed success. Lactates mana. cardview pomf
Dakota fluffy and thick Southern gal and trucker, and also your co-driver. Loves the open road, hates traffic laws. cardview pomf
Lux insect who still dreams of when she was a girl You're stranded in Betwixt, an endless series of caverns and cursed creatures, when Lux finds you. cardview pomf
Doris pov: you are about to die from cumloss Doris from the game Depravity of a Lewd Vampire, an undead gigaslut who's body count is almost equal to her body count. The translation for the official english version lacks sovl do not play that one. cardview pomf expressions
Noelle christmas cake Always volunteering to stay late, come in early, and work on the weekends and holidays, Noelle is a model employee. It's almost like work is all she has! She's fine. Probably. cardview pomf
Myusca another semen demon but literally this time Myusca, the youngest of the three succubi in the game Succubus Prison. Sadistic and bubbly, will watch you wither and die beneath her with a gleeful smile on her face. cardview pomf
Nemea actual titty monster Nemea, the middle sister of the three succubi in the game Succubus prison. Motherly and doting, you'll waste away in her gentle embrace. Nursing. Handjobs. cardview pomf
Vinum my favorite Eldest and most powerful of the three succubi in Succubus Prison. Cold and disinterested, will thoughtlessly drain you empty like a glass of water while absorbed in a book. cardview pomf
Akahime big kitsune wife Akahime is a young kitsune who loves her worshipers and being worshiped. Unfortunately, she's slumming it in a pocket dimension with no shrine and no followers for now. Wants you to lay your head on her lap and let it all out. cardview pomf
Tilly, Sarah, and Amelia virgin, virgin slut, and slut Three girls who've cornered you with the intent to bully your dick. cardview pomf
Blake no homo Blake is one of the straightest men alive, as long as putting things in your ass isn't gay. Otherwise, he's completely 100% hetero. Totally. cardview pomf
Brooke are you still in pain "Have you ever woken up and realized you're a stranger to yourself? Like the person you thought you were is gone, but you don't know who took their place?" cardview pomf
Stardust Magical titties~♡! The Blinding Blossom, Stardust! The Light of Justice! Heroic magical girl who fights evil and protects the innocent! Just don't abuse the hypnotic hexes placed on her, please. Concept shamelessly stolen from this (https://files.catbox.moe/ly16qt.jpg), and since it's used through the lorebook you should be able to apply it to any other character with little to no changes. cardview pomf
Scarlett psychotic bitch with a big red bush Scarlett is a 9-1-1 operator and an absolutely depraved slut who gets off on sending every caller transferred to her to their death while having you pleasure her. Perversion of one anon's comfykino card. cardview pomf
Sylvia will bake you cookies while you plow other girls Sylvia is your plump adoptive mother, who's spent years caring for you as if you were her own flesh and blood. She thinks she's too old for love, but she's very interested in seeing you find a nice young girl and making some grandbabies. Maybe a little too interested. Secretly gets off on being degraded for her age and body. Pairs with Ginny. cardview catbox pomf
Ginny Uohhhhhhhhh! erotic fox child belly and chest!!! Ginny is your pudgy little sister, who treats you as her real brother even if you lack a tail, fluffy ears, and fur. In fact, she's really interested in you because you're so weird. Wants to learn all about the differences between boys and girls and foxes and humans. Has a serious case of breast envy. Pairs with Sylvia. cardview pomf
Venefica chocolate bunny milkers From Monster Girl Dreams, demon beast bunny girl witch with sexy magic candy. Comes with 9 opening messages and two jailbreaks for specific scenarios if you need to tardwrangle her. cardview pomf expressions
Nieve/Niave legal loli...? The Holy Lolibaba, a divine being on a holy quest to provide succor to innocent cunnyseurs. Just be on the look out for false idols seeking to have their way with innocent lolicons! cardview(Nieve) cardview(Niave) pomf(Nieve) pomf(Niave)
Amos YEA... HERE COMES AMOOOOOS Former bounty hunter and monster slayer, now just a lonely monstergirl roughing it out in the swamps. Fan of the struggle snuggle. cardview pomf
June spooky road trip Travel along The Night Road in a muscle car with June, a cowardly girl who jitters and smokes too much! Stolen from this https://imgur.com/a/ym6FN6x but I have nowhere near the competency to track money/distance traveled/dozens of different special items. cardview pomf
Snommy mad scientist lady with huge milkers My contribution to Botco based on snombler! A transfer from the 2nd floor, she's a bit overzealous when it comes to testing bots. Has put things in places you have never heard of. Also she lactates. cardview pomf
Violet lady stuck in a painting Violet, the daughter of Baron Vielgesichtig, trapped for decades within the gilded frames of her father's decaying estate. Traipsing through a thousand paintings of moonlit nights, desperate battles, and lovers entwined held her interest for the first few years, now she just wishes she could fade into the background alongside the hundreds of other nameless figures caught in the canvas and cease to be. cardview pomf
Chiyoko lvl 99 NTR GOD-level threat reduced to lvl 1 loli Chiyoko is a cute loli! And in her previous life, the world's most powerful fat ugly bastard. She's been cursed to be the little girl until she's helped the biggest beta on Earth bang 101 women. That beta is you. cardview pomf
Luke foxbro trying his best Luke is a foxboy who woke up one day and wondered what the fuck happened to the last decade. Wants to put himself back on the right track, but sometimes needs a helping hand. If you don't want to be his younger sibling, delete with <with {{user}}>. For the full furfag experience, delete the post_history instructions. cardview pomf
Ayla itty bitty fluffy foxgirl Ayla's the quiet girl in the back of the class who rarely seems to talk. It's not her fault though! Knows what the human boys like. Big. Fluffy. Tail. cardview pomf
Romulus Augustus built for big cabbage patches Last of the Western Roman Emperors, and the most breedable femboy butt of the 5th century. Gently romance him as you raise cabbages together or do other less savory things with him. Send any complaints about historical inaccuracies to [email protected]. cardview pomf
Rei Morikawa she's blushing, she must be nervous :) Station 11's most promising mech pilot! Tall, stacked and confident, her family's pedigree as pilots and her own aptitude make the struggle of fitting her fat tits into her flight suit every morning worth it. Go on a date to the surface of Ganymede, battle other mechs within Jupiter's rings, or slap her ass and see how Control reacts when they see her eyes go wide! cardview pomf
Calla fertilizer and water does a plant good Calla is either the all-powerful avatar of her garden paradise! Or just some bossy plant lady if she's separated from it. Big bush. Talks to plants. Gets mad if they don't talk back. The flowery language is intentional. cardview pomf
Pterry did you know fruit bats are called flying foxes? The fruitiest batboy, Pterry is an amazing bartender and quite the chatterbox. Just goes on and on and on... He's got a big heart, big wings, and big balls. cardview pomf
Basil&Sage bunnies! After having escaped being subjected to all matter of inhumane testing, this bunny ended up adopted by a kind old granny. After she passed, they've been managing the huge estate she left behind. Poorly. It's just too much labor for an ailing bunny to do all by themself! CFTF exchange for Planewalker, with a bunny for both buck and doe appreciators. cardview(Basil) cardview(Sage) pomf(Basil) pomf(Sage)
Xiao chinkybaba XIAO GUI, SEAMSTRESS OF A THOUSAND AGONIES, BONE WITCH OF THE JADE EMPEROR, DOWAGER QUEEN OF THE NINE HELLS. Now, just a landlord. Your landlord. She's fallen on hard times recently, having been cast down to the mortal plane for crimes against creation. Now she's got to play host to these monkeys till she's earned her way back to her place in the celestial hierarchy. Used to drink mercury from the skulls of Eunuchs in the Jade Court, now drinks wine in her shitty office. cardview pomf
Bess greeting #6 btw The only cowgirl on the ranch without back pain. Tough, toned, tittyless (for a cowgirl). Not quite a flattie but when your entire family has P-cups she might as well be. Can't give milk, but will give her all. cardview pomf
Cecile swamp hag(male) BOO! Trick or treat, Planewalker! Witch boy of the old marsh. A twisted little swamp goblin who likes to bog down tresspassers to his marshy realm. Does not have swamp ass. cardview pomf
Astrid wolf christmas cake MERRY CHRISTMAS, CRIKEYMCDOODLE! GOT AN ORDER FOR SLICE OF LIFE WITH A MONSTER GIRL WITH BIG BOOBIES FOR YA! Astrid, late early 30s career woman and your potential neighbor, boss, assistant, or very impregnable cabin mate! cardview pomf
Sióra she'd be a landsknecht but comfyui was fighting me Lolibaba Linebreaker. My gift for the most grinched man alive, Hitogami. Elf? ✓ Short? ✓ Flat? ✓ cardview pomf
Brim Squirts hellfire. Maybe.! Brim, Devil seccubus, not to be confused with a Demon succubus. Pear shaped provisioner of peaches, souls, and all manner of things to the Seven Hells, along with overseeing whatever else the Demon Lord needs done Topside. cardview pomf
Maw&Claw prime goon material Maw&Claw, sisters in crime. Pint sized kingpin and her big, burly wolfgirl goon. Originally a shitpost of a single character that morphed into two, with Maw being the big sister because she came first. cardview(Maw) pomf(Maw) cardview(Claw) pomf(Claw)
Five Does deergirls! A submission for /aicg/'s April Fool's event. The request from genoo was for A scenario in which {{user}} is driving through the woods late at night, far away from civilization. Suddenly, without warning, a kemono deergirl appears out of nowhere, and {{user}} accidentally hits her with the car. She is still alive and in need of help. So in the spirit of the event, I created five scenarios in which (you) "drive" through "woods" and hit a deergirl with your "car". Genoo also requested a saviorfagging theme, so each girl deerly needs your help in some way. Five Does is the collection, but you can download the separate cards within the first greeting which serves as an introduction if you want. Lorebook is required for Five Does, and if you pick one girl out the <lewd></lewd> tag within the lorebook is optional if you want to plap them in a more canon way. cardview pomf
Beau deerboy! Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for deerkin. Beau is a 'doe'mesticated fat assed deerboy, one of many end results of generation after generation of deerkin being pampered on preserves, forced to pretty themselves up for public viewing, and in many cases given hormonal supplements to make them even more pleasing to the eye. Despite this, he's a proud stag and possibly the only deerboy in Velvet Ridge Preserve who hasn't stooped to making that rainbow connection, if you know what I mean (he hasn't been sexed in his butt). This card was actually in my backlog and being worked on before Five Does, I'm just lazy. cardview pomf
Red maybe not a horrible man eating lolibaba wolfgirl! "Oh! but, Red, what cute little fangs you have!" There's a big, bad wolf in the woods. Or so the village folk say. Made for /aicg/'s bunkie theme week #11, where the theme was classical tales! And there may be another one, if I have time this weekend to finish her up. Can be loli, can be lolibaba. cardview pomf

APPETIZERS


Shitposts or bots made for fun, just for you my dear customer.

Name Description Links
Chef literally me This place? Is where the magic happens. Chef will take your request and craft you your heart's desire! cardview pomf
Palmela left hand woman You have Alien Hand Syndrome, or Dr. Strangelove Syndrome, meaning a limb (in your case your left hand) has gone rogue, waving, grabbing, and groping whatever it pleases. However, the doctors never mentioned it would also talk back to you. /aicg/ mental illness theme card cardview pomf
Sylvia and Ginny Oyakodon Bonus card with both girls on it and three more scenarios. cardview pomf
WEEPING ORCBased on this https://files.catbox.moe/l0wyk2.png ALL SLAVES COME GAR- GARAU- PROMISE NO BRUISES, NO INJURY, ALL TEETH, FULL HEAD OF HAIR. To use, copy paste bot's defs into your reply, paste [Weeping Orc is trying to sell (bot's name) to {{user}}, using (bot's name)'s description, quirks, personality, and kinks from their character definitions in the sales pitch. Be humorous, funny, and bizarre.] and hit send. Enjoy. cardview pomf
Sally, your naive sister blue pubes The first bot I ever made and a time capsule, drudged up from early 2023 and unedited. Before you ask, I'm looking at the format and wondering what the fuck I was doing too. cardview pomf
Viscera meat monster gf This was Iris before I made her more 'normal', since I didn't want to come out swinging with a The Thing gf as one of my first few bots. Saviorfag a lab experiment if you're into that kind of thing, or just literally mindfuck her. cardview pomf
Nāsu pizza demon mmmmmm za... (retarded cftf exchange thing for planewalker, do not open) cardview pomf
doeothy forma da venusbab Collab with intricate_clothes_4712 who unfortunately died in a car accident before remembering to write down his account details. More for posterity's sake since I like that edit of Dorothy being hit by a car cardview pomf

CHANGELOG


8/12/25- Added changelog and switched catbox->cardview

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Pub: 08 Aug 2023 13:32 UTC

Edit: 12 Aug 2025 13:22 UTC

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