
zoriz he/him/hymn gay as fuck ♡
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okay i need like actual genuine content here so I'm gonna do my public yapfest lets go horrah!! anyways yall dont realize how easy it is to find good urls if you just url hop guys like cmon within 1 hour I got this many rentries urls.. full list here like its stupid. (not the full list btw I gatekept some. let me be greedy for once!!) This many urls for free guys!! its up for claims!! its not because I'm not gonna spend 10 different alt accounts to claim all of these for only the purpose of rentry url trading no!!! 😂😂😂 I'm joking I just dont like those urls. besides I have a good amount of rentry urls that I own here (please trade me) ok?? I do not need allat 😭😭 this totally took more than 30 seconds of my time trust. when the day watches over me then burns my skin because I haven't felt the sun in so long, perhaps I will actually decorate this stinky smelly poopy url (joke) Anyways uhh.. hmm.. idk what to else to add.

anyways whoever was the other person who fucking won /reward please dm me I wanna see your message how did you win that bro give me your soul or soemthing please. I literally waited at exactly 9pm on when the url expires and pulled out fucking 5 paragraphs up my ass why I deserve the url. I don't even do that much paragraphs unless its for school reasons or the ao3 fanfic curse calls out for me. (I am not sending my fanfics that is an entirely different person at that point) if the reason was something like the /sans url (no offense btw I just needed an example) I'm just gonna put in all my url reasons "please pretty please" with a stupid amount of jokes and not being serious about it. I EVEN HAD A FUCKING PASTE DECO READY FOR IT TOO!!!! I LITERALLY PUT IT ON MY REASONS!!! PLEASE BRO MY MOMMA NEEDS THIS.. MY MOM KINDA HOMELES.. PLEASE BRIOO

WHAT AM I DOING HER E. WHY DO I EXIST WHAT WYATHGFAWHFV
anyways reasons why I have this url!
one: I traded my url for this url (and a few others..)
two: I unironically have a chronic disorder
three: guess it
four: yeah you guessed it correctly (fr)
unless you're highballing or I'm the one offering I'm not prying this out. yeah. thats it.
also this is all just filler content I am gonna decorate this (did I already say that?)
also here's the claim message for /sans
