Idle Feeding
When not being actively fed, Blobs within the Facility are kept idle with a constant 24/7 stream of Liquid Bliss
The Idle Feeding system is kept going with a 5,364 horsepower - Pentair Fairbanks Nijhuis HP1-4000.340 pump attached to one of Four Single Exit Fluoropolymer 58 Series hose .
This setup allows for a maximum transfer of 60,000 liters per Second of , assuming the calories are being dispensed with the standard 4 mile wide Custom Tungston S-9HP model of hose.
It is Mandatory for a minimum of 4 Idle Feeding Tubes to be connected and running at all times, not just to ensure a healthy diet, but also to help lubricate the mile high piles of caked slathered food and vomit that outline a blobs facial cavern at any given time. By coating it in liquid Bliss, not only do you make it tastier, you help it slide its way back down to the maw
Assuming that a Standard S-9HP hose is being used with the Maximum Output of the Pump, while idling the average blob will ingest 730,382,883 Calories per second
What is Liquid Bliss?
==Liquid Bliss is a mixture Composed off
60% Canonla Oil sourced from deep fryers all across the country
37% Glucose Liquid Manufactured in-house and is churned into the Oil as to make it denser
3% Miscellaneous. This ranges from boxes of soda fountain syrup obtained while sourcing the oil to simple leftovers thrown into the slury->
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Idle Feeding is NOT to be turned off. Even when a blob is undergoing Soft or Hard Feeding, it MUST remain on.
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Soft Feeding
When its time to feed a blob a meal, We use a custom All in one Pump & Hose system called the Portable Negative LF Dispersion Engine to feed them B.Liquid Bliss
The 805,824^6 horsepower Pleasure Pump is the Pump of the Dispersion Engine and it is an experimental combination of A Magnet Motor Pump and Three separate Six lobe Mechanical Pump composed Internally of Buckypaper Carbon Nanotubes and Externally with Ultrathick Layers of Graphene.
The Forehead rest Is an 68 mile wide Octuple Exit hose that almost functions as a second pump, as the beginning and intersections of each pathway feature two internal triangular "lobes" that Physically and Magnetically Displace the B. Liquid Bliss. This serves to both aid in the creation of B.LB and help it reach the mouth faster. It also serves the integral third purpose of automatically redirecting all projectile vomit back into the blobs mouth. Making a belly that size tight requires us to have a zero tolerance policy on any food escaping via the mouth
All together, The Dispersion Engine weighs an astonishing 1300 tons, with the pump alone being more than half of that.
This setup allows for a maximum transfer of 960,000 Gallons per Second
88,473,600,000 Calories per second is the average amount of calories a blob will ingest during a soft feeding.
What is B liquid Bliss?
The B in B.LB stands for buttered. Buttered Liquid Bliss is just Liquid Bliss. Despite the name, There is very little Butter in it
Creating B.LB is a two step processes. First you must create a mixture of
80% Liquid Bliss
10% Butter,
10% Collagen
This mixture causes the Liquid Bliss to Solidify into a Gelatinous form. This alone produces more fatty acids inside of the mixture.
Afterwards, A set of internal gears within the pumps compact minimum 4 layers of Phase one B.LB into singular denser compounds. This initially was to make it easier for a blob to swallow, but it has the added benefit of Quadrupling the Calorie per mile Ratio of the substance. This process causes the texture of the B.LB to resemble Thick creamy butter
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Studies show that Soft feedings are known to feel so good that even >400 chin blobs tend to jiggle. This causes Sewage stuck between there blackfolds to escape and it also makes safe passageway for the Fermented Diarrhea Chunks that have been brewing inside of the deeper caverns of her asshole . On-top of that they tend to pee a lot during the process, so just empty the Diaper the best you can during a moment of control unless you want a rupture that erases the county your standing on
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Please remember to aim blobs undergoing a Soft Feeding towards the direction of the Blob Sewage Dumping zone (Formerly known as the Pacific Ocean for all you history buffs out there)
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Hard Feeding
In events that require a Blobs tummy to be taut, A hard Feeding of Liquid Hedonism is required.
We use a custom All in one Pump & Hose system not dissimilar to the one used during soft feeding. It is known as the BN777 Infinity Event Engine
Please note: While Hard feeding, it is not necessary to remove the idle feeding or Soft Feeding tubes from a blobs mouth, as due to the ergonomic design of each hose, a typical blob is actually able to fit all hoses within there mouth
The majority of the BN777, including both the Pump and Hose are composed primarily of Carbyne and 3D layered Borophene. Despite being the most Sturdy Materials even conceptually possible, constant maintenance is required while in use due to its constant usage near and directly under the atmosphere of Septillion Ton and above Blobs.
The 79 Undecillion Horsepower "Divine Displacer" Pump Of the BN777 Has 90 separate Dispersion Engine Pumps integrated into its internals, with each one piggybacking on the other in order to deliver a Multiplicative force to power a Recursion Enforcing Hydraulic System. This Recursion Enforcing System uses the absurd amount of pressure to constantly compile near perfect spheres of Semi-formed Liquid Hedonism, the pressure of witch further increases the pumping power.
The "Divine Displacer" has a second complimentary half, witch acts as a Centrifugal system. The main pump tends to leave a few inches of space empty for fractions of a second due to its Recursion system. This Pumps job is to ensure that any empty space is filled with Solid Bliss, A lard based Alternative to Liquid Bliss. just think of it like if sprinkles came on top and inside of a bowl of ice cream.
The Heaven Siphons are the three 230 Mile wide Decuple Exit hoses of the BN777 they, are nearly identical to the design of the 1st half Pump, with each exit having 9 Dispersion Engine Pumps assigned to it, giving force to the Hydraulics that propel the Liquid Hedonism
In essence, While other systems pump food into a blobs mouth, This system Shoves food into a blobs mouth .
The BN777 weighs 706,700 tons, and allows for a minimum transfer of 20,995,200,000,000 Tons per Second
790,707,820,032,161,827,223,135,846,400,000,000 Calories per second is the average amount of calories a blob will ingest during a Hard Feeding.
What is Liquid Hedonism
Heavy Liquid Hedonism is the logical endpoint of a meal. In order to create it you simply require
70% Blob Posterior Zone Blob waste
30% Blob Frontal Zone Blob waste waste
Heavy Liquid Hedonism is created when waste exits the asshole, mouth, or cock of the blob we intend to feed. When the stomach of a blob churns something into sewage, it compacts it into a hyper condensed super lipid of unimaginable mass
For it to be officially declared LH A mixture of 70% Compacted B.LB and 30% Lard Based "Solid Bliss" must be added to the mixture of sewage via the compacting feature on a "Divine Displacer" Pump. Please note that as of now we are unable to make Blob Sewage anymore noticeably dense, so the Mixture added acts more as a frosting
Liquid Hedonism Is noted for its Thickness. despite being served through whats basically a straw, its texture resembles oily clay more than any liquid
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**Hard Feeding is ONLY to be used to extend the diameter of blobs registered with 70,000 or above chins. It is to be used in Short minute long bursts and ONLY in moments of extreme hunger where we have access to the Blob Sewage Dumping Zone**
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IT IS NOW UNDERSTOOD THAT THE PLEASURE OF A HARD FEEDING WILL INDUCE A BLOB INDUCED MASS IMPREGNATION EVENT WITHOUT FAIL. ANYONE NOT WEARING MANDATED PROTECTIVE GEAR WILL BE
- IMPREGNATED WITH A MINIMUM OF 800 POUND SEXTUPLETS WITHOUT FAIL**
- INSTANTLY BE RENDERED A BUILDING CLASS BLOB OR ABOVE
(Both the Amount of children and Level of fat gained are dependent on proximity to main fupa fold during Mass Impregnation Event)
IF YOU OR YOUR PARTNER ARE WITHIN THE PROXIMITY OF A MASS IMPREGNATION EVENT WITH NO PROTECTION, DO NOT PANIC AND RUSH TO GET HELP AS YOUR CHINS DRAGGING ACROSS THE FLOOR WILL SPREAD THE NUTSLUDGE. INSTEAD, SIGNAL FOR HELP AND YOU WILL BE RESIGNED AS A BLOB AND UNDERGO FEEDINGS UNTIL A CURE IS FOUND
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IT IS NOW UNDERSTOOD THAT A HARD FEEDINGS SIDE EFFECTS ARE NOT LIMITED TO A SINGLE MASS IMPREGNATION EVENT
PERMANENT SHORT TERM PHYSICAL SIDE EFFECTS OF SIMPLY BEING WITHIN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLOB UNDERGOING HEAVY FEEDING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TOO ,
LOSS OF RATIONAL THOUGHT AND MORALITY
COMPLETE LOSS OF BLADDER CONTROL
MASSIVELY INCREASED FLUID PRODUCTION
UNCONTROLLABLE LUST
HORRIFIC ODOR
INSATIABLE HUNGER
RAPID WEIGHT GAIN
inability to stop the hard feeder
PERMANENT SHORT TERM GLOBAL SIDE EFFECTS OF BEING WITHIN THE PROXIMITY OF A BLOB INDUCED MASS IMPREGNATION EVENT INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TOO,
ELDRITCH STENCH INCIDENTS
SPONTANEOUS STORMCALLER OR ABOVE CLASS BLOB ERUPTION ADVENTS
BLOB INDUCED MASS IMPREGNATION RECURSIONS
HUMAN SEPTIC TANK INCIDENTS
BLOB INDUCED MASS VORE EVENTS
LIQUID GAS BASED SWAMP EXOSPHERE EVENTS
FLESH CONTINENTAL ECLIPSING EVENTS
WASTE CONTINENTAL ECLIPSING EVENTS
PLANET WIDE SHIT OUROBOROS EVENTS
GRAVITY BREAKER EVENT
NON EUCLIDEAN ADVENT
HUMAN VOID EVENT
SINGULARITY
INFINITY
MORE
IF YOU OR YOUR PARTNER HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO A BLOB UNDERGOING HEAVY FEEDING UNPROTECTED FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME, DRAG YOUR BELLIES ACROSS THE FLOOR AND CRAWL INTO THE NEAREST BLOBS MOUTH IMMEDIATELY
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hard feedings are known to cause far beyond the maximum amount of pleasure a human being can feel~
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