CQ: ok Maybe not "in. da. f~l~e~s~h."
CQ: but a Version of Me? uhh, Yeah!

> Irre: Introduce yourself.

Yes, ok, Sure

Your name is IRRE. You're a GUY, and you use HE/HIM, as One May Assume.

"Woah, Pronouns? Ah, Good, that means we Get a List of Other labels you use. Go ahead"

You're sorry to Disappoint, but The only Proper Label you use is Transgender. As much as You would love to Satiate the People, You really Don't Have anything else to Offer Up. You do Sometimes say Things like QUEER or GAY when Referring to yourself, but You sort of just Find it fun to Let people Guess, Assume, and Act Accordingly.

You're a MINOR. It's true. You're not Sure the last time you Used this Word outside of Satire. Shivers...

Shivers.

You, Nonetheless, are Not 13. You were BORN IN 2008. You have No particular Care for What Age Ranges interact with You online.

You have PRETTY ROUGH SOCIAL PHOBIA. This isn't Super Relevant to Anyone else, But you Feel the need to Share anyway. There's a LOT OF THINGS WRONG WITH YOU, you figure, But again, nothing Too Prevalent. Phew! You mean, other than the debilitating ADHD and Bipolar II disorder. Those are Quite prevelant.

You Like People, Community, Humanity, Communication, and Semantics. You often find yourself MAYBE BEING A BIT PRETENTIOUS, but you Try REALLLLYYYY hard not to Be. You enjoy Talking to Strangers, and asking them Questions about themselves and their Beliefs, Despite the Social Phobia.

You also, like Everyone Else to Ever Live, like Talking about yourself. If Anyone were to be wondering Literally Anything about Anything, You'd love to Answer.

> Irre: Be more efficient.

That's a good point, you Think. A lot of people Aren't too Into reading 20 Paragraphs about a Stranger.

It's just Then you recall this Writing is for Tumblr! And, moreover, you're in the Homestuck Fandom! That's All those people Do. Thank Goodness.

> Irre: Be less efficient.

Uhhh

Well...No, you Think maybe Being efficient is still a Pretty Good Idea.

So.

You are into Lots and Lots of stuff. If Somewhere were curious About all That, they could Find some Lists on the topic at rentry.co/stuff.

Overall, Though, You're very into Homestuck, Mouthwashing, Clinical Trial, and Hundred Line. These Fandoms have a Lot of arguing and opinions and other Bullshit, so, Despite not taking any of it Particularly...Seriously, in some Ways, you Figure you Should go over some of your thoughts, Just In Case anyone listening to you Right Now is In said Fandoms, and Is Thinking "Oh God, Irre, Do you think Blank deserves Blank?".

Let's just go through some of those Right Now.

MOUTHWASHING

ONE Jimmy is a Fantastic Character. He's realistic and The Most Dislikable Character ever Written. He's a terrible Person, but he's Also the Main character. Pretending he doesn't exist Will Take Away from the Entire Message of a Game. You cannot Have a Game about Abuse without an Abuser.

TWO Anya x Curly could be ... Interesting, and Express the Problems within the Nature of their relationship. Healthy? Uh...You're free to Wish, yeah, sure. Jimmy x Anyone is Bullshit. JimCurly could also be Interesting, Though also pretty fuckin Horrendous.

THREE Swansea is my Favourite Character. He's also a Bad person. They all are, of Varying degrees, true, But they are all Damaged and Cause Damage. Including Anya...thought Her the Least, I believe.

FOUR Daisuke is Not a baby, and the way he is Downplayed is PART of the Messaging. I Think...You're Missing a Big Part of his character if you Also view him This way. He is a child, and some of it is Reasonable, but It Goes too Far.

HUNDRED LINE

ONE I think Eito Aotsuki is a pretty good person. His Disorder is Beyond him. Base Route, Main Ending, I mean. Other Routes...Obviously not! Though he is Always pretty Mentally Ill.

TWO Takumi Sumino, despite being a Child put to War, is a pretty bad Person. I forgive him, because he's Fucking Stupid, and I Hate him, So much, But Lord does this boy manipulate everyone He Knows. Good. Fucking. Lord. If i think about the Way he views and USES Karua for too Long, I'll throw up.

THREE Ima Tsukumo is not Sexually or Romantically Into Kako. Did you Play the game?

CLINICAL TRIAL

ONE I Hate Homie. Homie is...From what We Know, or, how he Used to be, at the Very least, a Gross Person. I Do not Tolerate the sorts of ways he Behaved. I understand how he could be...Fine, or, better, or, In That Situation doing and Being that way for Better reasons, But I Do not Care.

TWO Lee Smith is a well written character, Angel Martinez is Not, Unfortunately. I Enjoy Pretending otherwise. I Do thin k Angel, though, Can be projected onto, and the Like, and easily Mean a whole lot!

Ah, Now...

HOMESTUCK

PREFACE There are a lot of opinions. In This fandom. I like avoiding Some people, its true, but That doesn't it Really means a Whole Lot to me Personally.

ONE Stridercest in any Form is revolting and the Worst thing to Come of this fandom.

TWO I'm not Too Into shipping the Beta and Alpha kids. I'm so Sorry. Same applies for the Dancestors / Any other gen.

THREE I'm a Dirk Strider Kinnie. It's true. This won't Come up a whole lot, but, my eBoyfriend is also Jake in the flesh. I think JakeDirk is peak and That's that.

FOUR Some ships I Dislike are: DirkJohn, DaveJade, Meenah/(Vriska) or Meenah/Vriska, RoxyGen, & DirkRoxy.

FIVE Some ships I Like are: The Rest of Them.

SIX Here's a Tierlist of Mine. Disliking a Character doesn't mean Not thinking about them or Finding them interesting n shit. That would be Lame.

Alright, now Specifics

SEVEN Gamzee is neither a good nor bad troll. He is inherently "worse" in a Way, yeah, But that's All. I like him. Even if he's a Bit Evil.

EIGHT Vriska v. Equius in the Assault Comp? Uh...It's hard to compare. Equius seems more likely to do it again, but what we saw Vriska do is Kinda of "worse"? Why would you be Comparing them anyway? They're both Bad people at times.

NINE In the Same way Gamzee is Inherently worse, I Like Caliborn as well. As In, I hate him. Though he is Very Funny and the Literal Worst. What a Character.

TEN Meenah..................Man, why would she DO THAT? UGHHHHAHHHH.

ELEVEN Dave Strider has a Lot of issues. So Many. I think, if he were a Person, He'd...have a Lot ACTUALLY wrong with him. PTSD at the fucking Least.

TWELVE John Egbert is a Bit of an Ass sometimes. He's extremely Oblivious and that's just What that Trait leads to. Otherwise, I Think he's like, the Kindest soul ever. Next to Calliope, of Course.

THIRTEEN " "John Egbert"?? " I tend to Call him John. Though I Do Often Opt for J Egbert. I Fully Support using the Name and Identity of June.

FOURTEEN Overall, I enjoy a Lot of Contradictory Headcanons, Ships, and Timelines. It's just a Lot of Fun.

> Holy shit, do you go outside?

Good Question.

Yes, you Do go outside. You have an IRL friend group of about 11 people. They're all Joyfilled and Beautiful and Awesome. You spend roughly Every Other Weekend with a separate Guy named Gabe, who you Love Dearly! He's one of the people you have Been Forcing to Read Homestuck. Wow.

None of this is really relevant. You Just love your Friends.

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Pub: 03 Sep 2025 05:40 UTC

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