Collection of Shame

Honey gold : Ethan
Denim blue : Shira
Apple red : Thomas

13/05/25
17:36[Jean-Lannes yay] why yeu so so cruel
17:36[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Don't correct me, red-hair..
17:36[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] RED WHAT
17:36[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] πŸ’€

17:35[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Go cry cry, Napoleon's Bootlicker
17:37[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] NEIIINN

17:38[Jean-Lannes yay] grr 😑
17:38[Michel Ney . C+H] Shivers me timbers
17:38[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Watchu trynna say?

17:39[Jean-Lannes yay] Eh - I'm not gonna say a bad things bc I'm a good boy πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
17:40[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Oh, good boy, Lannes!
17:40[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] ,
17:40[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Wtf

17:40[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Here's your treat,
17:40[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Turn around, I'll spank your arse.
17:40[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] ./j

17:40[Jean-Lannes yay] NAHH
17:41[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] OH WOW, MURAT..
17:41[Jean-Lannes yay] Caught yeu in 4k
17:41[Jean-Lannes yay] I'm scared Ney πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

17:42[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] I'M TELLING YOU, WHO THE BLOODY HELL ISN'T SCARED OF MURAT?
17:42[Jean-Lannes yay] Napoleo
17:42[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Yeahh..
17:42[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] I doubt that πŸ’€πŸ’€
17:43[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] 17:40[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Turn around, I'll spank your arse.

17:44[Jean-Lannes yay] Thats wild , Murgayt
7:44[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Who said thay?
17:44[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] *That?
17:44[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] STOP CORRECTING ME
17:44[Jean-Lannes yay] Ney is secretly grammarly
17:44[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Not my faut your keyboard is so slippery
17:45[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Just like his arsehole!
17:45[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Who said that?

17:45[Jean-Lannes yay] WHAT
17:45[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Okay, Ney...
17:45[Jean-Lannes yay] I'm telling Napoleon

17:46[Jean-Lannes yay] Hai bbg
17:46[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] We also caught you in 4K, Ney.
17:46[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] HELL NAHH
17:47[Jean-Lannes yay] Hell yes
17:47[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] You too, Lannes.
17:47[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Did you just.. Kiss me?
17:47[Jean-Lannes yay] MISCLICK
17:47[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] LanNey at its peak!
17:48[Jean-Lannes yay] That's rich coming from you , Murgyat
7:48[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Yes, I'm rich.
17:48[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] πŸ€‘πŸ€‘πŸ€‘

17:49[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Gentlemen, gentlemen..
17:49[Jean-Lannes yay] Shut up
17:49[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Versailles, act accordingly.

17:50[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] What happened to LanNey?..
17:50[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] πŸ₯Ί

17:50[Jean-Lannes yay] Divorce
17:50[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] WE'RE NOT EVEN MARRIED!!
17:51[Jean-Lannes yay] oh yeah...
17:51[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Oh, so you cheat on Napoleon?
17:51[Jean-Lannes yay] WHAT
17:52[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Where's.. Where's my Muravout?
17:52[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Huh?
17:52[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] πŸ’€

17:52[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] What?
17:52[Jean-Lannes yay] Davout's real bf
17:52[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] NO.
17:52[Jean-Lannes yay] oui
17:52[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] Yes yes

17/08/25
20:26[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Write me a letter for Wellington, Lannes
20:26[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Non
20:26[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Kurang ajar (Translation : Son of a bitch)
20:26[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Ywdh nulis apah (Translation : Fine, what should I write)
20:27[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Dear Wellington..
20:27[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Blücher is not going to help you, so just surrender and I won't make one of your musician, Barry
20:27[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Get wreck. From, Napoleon Bonaparte

20:28[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Dear Wellington.. BlΓΌcher is not going to help you, so just surrender and I won't make one of your musician, Barry Get wreck" -Napoleon Bonaparte
20:28[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Good boy, Lannes
20:28[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] ANJING (In this context, a swear word in Indonesia)
20:28[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] I mean -

20:29[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] ?
20:29[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Must've been the wind

20:31[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "The emperor is sleeping"
20:31[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Bro is not a narrator πŸ’€
"21:21[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes watched the Emperor taking a shower in the lake"*
21:22[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Bjir mesum πŸ’€ (Translation : Wow pervert πŸ’€)
21:22[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] " 'Nevermind-' Lannes said"
22:28[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes cutely screenshoots the Emperor"

22:28[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] HUH
22:29[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] "The Emperor was flabbergasted by his marshal's action."

22:29[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] " 'Sybau' Lannes said"
22:37[Nicholas-Davoutβš” . C+H] "'Stop being homosexual with the Emperor, Lannes,' Davout exclaimed. He clearly felt annoyed by Lannes' flirty act for Napoleon."
22:38[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Da fuq

18/05/25
15:38[Forlorn Hope.] Wanna make the bed shake? /j
15:38[Karl w/o shako . G&B] WHAY
15:38[Karl w/o shako . G&B] OKAY, I'M PUTTING THAT IN THE SHAME COLLECTION
15:38[Karl w/o shako . G&B] πŸ’€

15:38[Forlorn Hope.] πŸ’”

19/05/25
18:07[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] You'll came 10 times, trust me
18:07[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Came to Versailles
18:07[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Oui
18:07[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Think positive
18:08[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] " 'You'll came 10 times , trust me' said the Emperor"
18:09[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes tried to think positively because his wife is here , not far"

18:10[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] ?
18:10[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes cutely covers the Emeperor"
18:10[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] "Little did he know, he became hard."
18:10[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] πŸ’”

18:10[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Err
18:11[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Au revoir!
18:11[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes cutely splashes the Emperor"
18:12[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] "Napoleon looks at Lannes in amusement."
18:12[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Nyocot (Translation : Yap yap)
18:13[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] " Lannes is completely shocked when the Emperor winked at him 'What the actual fuck' "

18:14[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] "The Emperor only smirk in response to his shock."
18:14[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] " 'Sybau' "
18:15[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] "'Sybau in the big 1815," Napoleon said with a disappointment in his tone."
18:15[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] "Lannes gave the Emperor a side-eye"

18:17[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] WAIT A MIN
18:18[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] MON EMPEREUR IT'S NOT LIKE WAHT YO THINKL
18:18[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] ?
18:18[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] WDYM

18:18[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] ERRM
18:18[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] I FELT THAT
18:18[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Felt what ?
18:18[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Something hard in mon arse
18:19[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] It's just a rock , My Majesty

18:21[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] ' M-mon Empereur , I'm getting c-close ~! '
18:21[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] WHAT
18:21[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] πŸ’€

18:22[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Thta not me

20:51[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Ini buku tenytang K.o.F (Translation : This book is about K.o.F)
20:51[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] K.o.F apa ancrit (Translation : What the fuck is K.o.F?)
20:51[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Kontol of France? (Translation : The cock of France?)

20:51[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Kingdom of France
20:51[✧ - Napoleon Bonaparte 🌼] Oh

23/08/25
19:15[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] whispers: I bet you'll make the bed shake with me /j /j /j
19:15To [βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] WAIT WHAT
19:15[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] whispers: What?
19:15To [βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] NO WAY πŸ’€
19:15[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] whispers: I didn't say anything ?
19:15To [βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Halah nyocot (Translation : Yap yap)

07:22 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] 19:15[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] whispers: I bet you'll make the bed shake with me /j /j /j
07:22 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] ?
07:22 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] πŸ’€
07:22 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] That 's deifnitely nto me
07:22 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Oh, wow, Lannes...
07:23 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] MISCLICK
07:23 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] HELL NAHH
07:23 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] You're not that slick, lol.
07:24 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] Though.. I'd appreciate it if it's more than a kiss. /j
07:24 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] WHAT
07:24 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] πŸ’€
07:24 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] I'm putting you two to the collection πŸ’€

07:24 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] Don't you dare
07:24 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] NO-
07:25 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] 😝
07:25 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] cries
07:25 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] I'll backshot you if you do..
07:25 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] WOW MURAT
07:25 PM[07 - Joachim Murat [C+H]] ..?
07:26 PM[βš” . * Jean-Lannes ! * . >] I',m tellin gnapoleon about you two
07:26 PM[Michel Ney 🍁 . C+H] NEINNN

19:39[01 - Barry [G&B . C+H]] Chat, does Ferryman having two lovers is actually real?
19:39[✦ : Hi this is me >w< . Ferry] No
19:39[KarlπŸ—‘ 【G&B】 C+H] Oh, ja
19:39[KarlπŸ—‘ 【G&B】 C+H] I MEAN NEIN
19:40[01 - Barry [G&B . C+H]] Ah!

NOTE : Everything that are written in here are JOKES. Please do not take this seriously. Other thing we should clarify is that we do NOT ship any real person/historical person (exception for Napoleon x Josephine 😘 /lh).

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Pub: 17 Aug 2025 04:06 UTC

Edit: 23 Aug 2025 16:39 UTC

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