ASS VGL24 Episode 3
Hour 1
giant Goldenglow
Denko joined by QD and Reso, others joining later
Denko and Kiyose are sick, Kiyose got English disease
VGL24 has already matched the most red cards in a VGL
a ton of medals at suspension risk, especially groups I-L
17's exe was updated for memory allocation
Reso does not trust that, it must've fucked with something
reminds QD of the first switch from 16 to 17
a lot of teams now considering sitting or subbing medals
/lcg/ refs are also massive bitches and call everything
/lcg/ does not have a single card, hmmmmm
red card situation is crazy
a ton more teams running fighting spirit GK this cup compared to last just because of Clapped
fighting spirit has a lot of voodoo, maybe affects stats
why are people talking about going to 18? they are unaware
18 is a badly optimized game in a way that isn't fixable, 19 also not optimized but kind of fixable
Denko has heard that console versions of PES aren't the same as PC ports
18 has bad gameplay, not as bad as 21 vanilla but still not good
all PES bad but 18 is the dirt worst
just watch old 4ccs on 18 and the goals are PES14 levels
Denko won't entertain 15 until he sees a proof of concept
15 is his favorite pre-fox gameplay wise
high rate of trick plays on medal players
15 also QD's favorite, had the least amount of cups on it
15's bug is known at this point which was the main complaint about the game
15 tricks actually worked
Denko won't shill 15 until he is shown that it works
Aoba has been wanting PES21 for years and then he just fixes PES15 instead
until PES18 the only time the VGL strayed from the 4cc was when they didn't use PES14 1.12
VGL1 was on PES13, didn't even think there'd be VGL2 at the time
stalling
Denko has a powerpoint for the history of the VGL
nobody used commentary sheets
Chapter 1: Centering the Targets
powerpoint was made for VGL1-14
Toki joins
why was ASS so early? no one had a problem when it was scheduled
Cipher joins
Rarifag strikes back
also known as Gman, Andy, UFO Porno, and Promiscuous Females
The Mantis Rule
started the rule that you cannot immediately go to another team if the manager's previous one still wanted to participate
Mantis managed /ksg/, /ttgg/, and /drg/ in 3 VGLs
VGL powerpoint made using Whopper font
Denko retains a lot of useless facts
Toki remembers everything starting with VGL6 except VGLs 12 and 13
live ASS at magfest
/llsifg/, everyone knows
the original rule abusers, VGL's /lgbt/
Toki talked with Bitten about VGL8 /llsifg/'s tactics which were ass
figured out bullshit longball was the way to make it win
make Honkers 205cm and autistically live manage
Bitten was abusive towards QD
imagine being abused by an older Jackie Chan
another ASS soft dox
QD was raped in the sweltering summer of VGL8
QD sorry he called Kiyose bald
Reso's first reaction was saying "yo he's bald?!"
this is why QD wears a hat
Recaps
nuts that Sou came back to stream after always being in assfuckers chat
besides SAP match Sou last streamed in VGL12
/gbpen/ grrr angry
Denko expected an auto revolution which kinda happened but not in this group
Toki will never pick an auto over a competently managed team
/gbpen/ are aggravating because they are competently managed
above the Mendoza Line
/fg/ was the original Mendoza Line
now it's /skg/
True!
/esg/ JP server died but not the EN server, KR originally
what game? Epic Seven
what is the game about? Jammies
Fate but with artifacts instead of people
do not search Moai anime girl you will get Biboo
Lav told the JP servers /esg/'s sliders and that's why it's closing down
kekypow
Eversoul is shit because its tier list is on prydwen
Solo Leveling team would have 1 99 and the rest 77s
this would be a good AGL team if anyone watched Solo Leveling
Reso read it but already forgot everything about it
replaced with Blue Lock
Blue Lock is peam like JJK
make an ASS team
crazy that /drg/ almost came back
Despair had a blunder
BoB joins
if /alg/ wins next match they'll make the /vg/ roster for the first time
Bird joins
/alg/ making the roster? exact situation that /gbpen/ wins every time
in the literal sense this is face vs heel
death, taxes, /gbpen/ ruining a team ASS likes, /alg/ bottling
pretty easy for /alg/ to die on a loss
if it's a draw both teams advance
replay of /int/-/gd/
also means /alg/ accepts 2nd place
Cipher will be forever forced to wear a pussy hat
not like the two autos can push for a win
classic /gbpen/ character Joe
add Joe to MyGo screencaps
group F games were dogshit
/egg/ is the most inconsistent team
/egg/ better against robots
maybe /egg/ and /ddg/ evenly matched
/mjg/: the failure of pot 3
might be the worst looking team
Cipher has some faith in /mjg/ not 0 pointing
group should be /ddg/ and /egg/ locked up
Hour 2
unless /smbg/ actually uses their gameplan like they should
remember first cup /smbg/ shitposts?
Shiddy is executed
replaced by Joe
Joelinda?!
LePookieBear returns
/akg/ management has decided to make everyone else as miserable as they are
football thought up by the mentally damaged and it works
return of /gsg/
/akg/'s hypothetical GD goes crazy
/akg/ currently topping their group with 1 GF
exact same as Spring /vg/
Osama BoB Laden
but yeah /akg/ looking pretty good, Toki thinks they will whip /kfg/
BoB disagrees about whipping
/pmmm/-/kfg/ wasn't a slog, /pmmm/ forced to actually make shots
/pmmm/ first red of the weekend, helped a goal get scored
Toki doesn't think /kfg/ is bad, just not prepared for this kind of /akg/
actually could be a barn burner, both teams press high
/akg/ scores few goals because it doesn't need to, but it could if it wanted
POTENTIAL TEAM
/akg/'s new keeper has conceded 0 in 2 games and only has 1 save
Block Cero wouldn't have made that 1 save
/akg/'s new backup keeper menacingly sitting on the bench
/akg/'s reaction to Block Cero getting sacked was the same as an irl team sacking some expensive shit player
actually possible for /akg/ to top on 5 points with 1 goal scored
terrorism never thought possible
step back /smtg/ a new terrorist is in town
surpassed the masters /pmmm/
thought that /pmmm/ were the terrorists then realized after the second game it was them
BoB still blames the other teams
so as I pray unlimited goal works
/pmmm/-/mmcg/ probably going to be boring
both have silver DMFs suspended
/mmcg/ already has nonmedal DMFs anyways
amount of suspensions this VGL is insane
Beebs joins
twitch chat asks Dishwasher?
why aren't /mmcg/'s medals shown on their wiki?
could've done ore tiers instead of making grass blocks
Toki won't caretake /mmcg/ but he'll be the ideas guy
maybe we should kill /mmcg/'s team and caretaker
can't do that until July
/mmcg/'s wiki doesn't even show the right positions
/mmcg/ has to be the easiest team to merc
[Sad News] fuckface says to merc /mmcg/
this ASS has a ton of reporters
[Bald News]
in regards to /akg/'s terrorism, /akg/ did beat /drag/ with a 5-4-1 so it's not new
old VGLs had different condition colors
Beebs had a terrible day and his keyboard is dead
Bald Kiyose
Beebs can't get to twitch without his keyboard
Beebs is led through how to navigate without a keyboard
[Tech News]
Beebs came on his keyboard
better shooter than Zero Sanity
Family Guy noise
[Beebs News]
easiest 7 points of /akg/'s life, they will stomp /kfg/
smart money is on /pmmm/, /mmcg/ hasn't looked good at all especially against /akg/
throwback /akg/
/akg/ beat autopilot /ink/ 1-0 in VGL16 and autopilot /sgg/ 1-0 in VGLX-2
Beebs remembering /akg/ scoring immediately in VGL22 /pmmm/
vintage /akg/ bullshit and they will now win the league
closest thing to a compliment Beebs can give
/@/ needed a ton of effort to beat Duce-less /wtg/
/@/ is a really unlucky team
on paper /@/ always looks like a final day team and then by hook or by crook loses
are we overrating /@/?
have to bring their A-game every time to have a chance, 0 in luck
100% skill
first 45 minutes of /@/-/skg/ was the best team in the VGL and hasn't been seen since
/hbr/ makes a good tomato can to beat up
Denko thinks /wtg/ is the best team in the group
Reso thinks /skg/ has been a luckshitter team so far
Denko weighing both of their performances against /@/
Beebs slightly worried that most of /wtg/'s good performance against /hbr/ was in the last 5 minutes
Toki thinks /skg/ are an easy team to beat, lacks any real back-pocket stuff
rubber meets the road for /wtg/, can they beat the Mendoza Line?
there are no easy teams to beat? you must be new
Toki happy that /hbr/ got a point and don't look hapless
[Heartwarming News]
ASS should automatically put news posts on screen
terrible idea, people would just spam spreads anus
[Sad News] Funny idea ruined by shitposters
most favor /wtg/ and /@/
it would be peak /@/ if they somehow lose to /hbr/
/skg/ more likely to win than /hbr/
what if another fullback gets a red card?
this VGL full of boogie woogie huggie wuggie nutty putty baldy waldy shit
QD hates this group why'd he draw it
Sans Undertale is so washed
he even got content!
Sans is Leomon tier
why is he still a striker?
if he doesn't score against /nepgen/ it will have been an entire year since his last goal
former 9.0 legend
great VGL for a lot of old strikers except Sans
even Rance scored
Smug Redman still got it
Streak joins
look who it is
Streak leaves
Bad Times on a 13 game scoreless streak
Streak joins
Streak leaves
Smug Redman scored a pen with his aura
legacy cup from Bane and Redman
not a legacy cup from /nepgen/
why is Beebs the only person who still think /nepgen/ are good?
[Sad News] Beebs thinks he thinks
Streak complements /fgog/ in the ASS corner
/xivg/ made a ton of changes until it finally clicked
plumber management beat neo-plumber management
neo-plumbers are abhorrent
/lcg/ are the first of the neo-plumbers
Toki said /nepgen/ didn't look bad, is shown that they got outshot 4 to 12
Beebs's favorite /nepgen/ player of all time: Game of the Year
what if we took /v/ and made it shit? that's /nepgen/
/nepgen/ is /gbpen/ if they were bad, fuck over teams but still die in groups
Streak eating potato salad
/nepgen/ is the new My Era /feg/
Streak hasn't eaten since Saturday
split opinions on /fgog/-/xivg/
benching Regend is pussy hat
/xivg/ is competent but seems to be missing mojo
high ceiling if they beat /fgog/
playoff potential between /xivg/-/utg/
feel that? that's 2-1
Cipher had one 2-1 but is the 2-1 guy
Cipher stole Reso's 2-2 flow and Bird's 2-1 flow
faceless fatguy ugly bastard Cipher
ol Beebs still in play with Group J's prediction
/gfg/ and 3 retards
Streak NTRs QD's post
wilted rose
Maydave pastebin but endearing
Cipher is literally Maydave
is /gfg/ good? they have beaten bad teams convincingly
unironically easy 9 points, just like VGL15
about to die horribly in the round of 16
140 lines of Maydave nicknames
/psg/ bad
Toki calls them the worst team in the VGL
poorly managed, roster sucks, bad music
WHAT
no matter the result of /2hug/-/pcrg/ Denko's agenda would be satisfied
/pcrg/ massive fall off, /2hug/ shouldn't have even qualified
we could've had /gig/
3 spoon candidates and /gfg/
/gfg/ highly competent just in a terrible group
/gfg/ back? when were they ever good for more than one cup?
Hour 3
finals, almost qualifiers, now a free 9 points
Beebs enjoying the ride
one of the old /gfg/ council members still here to analyze /zzz/ games daily
far down the VGL iceberg
family guy tier list is on the iceberg
/gfg/ going to draw a team that will stonewall them
sigh /2hug/ probably going to advance
/ss13g/ mention YAHOOOOOOOOOO
:streak: emote is added
double red card in /2hug/-/pcrg/, first since VGL11, Reso thinks there should've been a third
/utg/ also should've had a red
Toki has no morals or consistency
VGL30 will be VGL Triple X Rated
starring Vin Diesel
[Sad News] Vin Diesel is doing nothing
Brazilian Vin Diesel cameo
there are a lot of people on cameo, like EDP
get Aaron Rodgers
esoteric Aaron Rodgers American Flag
Kevin Nash on cameo? Hello everybody, it's me The Raped
Can you tell my friend to go to therapy? Get theraped?
Kevin Nash knows the copypasta
Streak joins
200 dollars so Kevin Nash says sweltering
'92 tangents
natural progression from /pcrg/ to Kevin Nash
VGL's pet team /uma/ won
Reso had to prevent everything he touches turning to shit
all dub goals
will be FUCKING unfortunate if Shonbori gets another FUCKING yellow after a 90+5 so FUCKING funny
/alter/ byad
/alter/ by the grace of God not competing for a spoon
need the secret /gfg/ manager and /zzz/ fan back
actually no we don't
/alter/ vs Week 3 /hsrg/
no /hsrg/ did not get that out of the way against /wowg/
all the goals and cards were dubs
Zug Zug red card was statpadding
/hsrg/ tried but choked
Reso doubled his red card in one day
what did Aoba's and Foreground's modification do to the game Toki loves?
stop crashing, increase red cards
more RAM = more red, refs are smarter with more memory
4GB patch fucked BoB's game up completely
Cipher also noticed it but was afraid of being called shit
CPUs used to be a big boogeyman
Streak was raped
also needed to sync your clock to the streamer's time
/pcrg/'s stadium whited out if too many games were ran
Beebs is a /bag/ tester
Dictator Group G
things looking grim for /hsrg/ but hater Denko wants /alter/ to lose
Toki hasn't heard a single good thing about /uma/'s game
Beebs doesn't play games, besides BeamNG
/uma/ is about raising and fucking horses not racing them
horsegirls need dick too
yeah I'll punch Mambo in her womb
does Matikanetannhauser have an umlaut?
/wowg/'s gnome is cool
/hgg2d/ back?
in a group of 3 retards like /gfg/
Cipher thinks /hgg2d/ could lose to /ksg/
Toki unprepared for a take that staggering
either /zzz/ made good changes or they just completely counter /ksg/
also Mibibi wasn't purple
Beebs picked /domg/ and /zzz/
how was Beebs supposed to know that /domg/ would be bad? because they're /domg/
cunny is posted
Mr. Oh Streamer is no longer Oh Streamering because the other manager is managing
Oh Streamer is a school of management
back to the usual /domg/
/domg/ manager doesn't have a lot of time anymore
one of the longest tenured managers who actually manage
might go auto next league
Halu Ulala Ass
what the fuck /lcg/ and /vn/
Toki had to hold himself back from telling /vn/ management what to do
WHERE WAS OUR DEFENSE
was the /vn/ manager also testing for /ink/?
/ink/ top of the group
/lcg/ needs a miracle huh
last league /lcg/ lucked into a meta 3-5-2 and threw it all away to run a bad 3-4-3
playing a lot more longball
group completely reversed from the first week
was both /aceg/ having sauce and /lcg/ being sauceless
neo-plumber era where champs keep dying in groups
last three winners were /2hug/ (lol), /gbfg/ (lol), and /lcg/ (KWAB)
teams keep lucking into meta tactics and getting easy routes
miracle exit into two autos in a row into keeperbabby into 90+ winner
Mickey Mouse Wunderhaus era
QD says the last legitimate winner was /smtg/
generally agreed the last legitimate winner was /twg/
Mickey Mouse era started right after X-2
/2hug/ were legitimate? Jarvis show me the final stats
/lcg/ unironically has bad management
don't know what to do if they ever tumble, rely so much on miracles and godkeeping
changed from something that worked to something that didn't and had no idea how to fix it
both /lcg/ and /vn/ played horrendous longball that had no chance of working and then blamed the AI
Crimson PES exposes frauds
of course the /v/ PES hates another /v/ user
even in week 1 /lcg/ were very Jesus take the wheel
completely a vibes based team like /rlg/ back in the day
Kiyose sees an old bald man and thinks he is being talked about
ASS rates st/ink/, smell-o-meter of 7
they found a gameplan that works, will it survive against the first competent team they face?
not sure if that team is /aceg/
Streak posted the image YEAH
Toki will murder KWABentale if /vn/ don't win
does /lcg/ have /vn/'s sliders?
QD thinks the results will let /ink/ and /aceg/ go through
best result is /lcg/ spooning
Reso is a hater. /lcg/'s most well known player is their fucking goalkeeper
Reso had cards, Cipher had 3-2s, QD had 2-1s, Crimson is just upsets
rance scüred free! rance scüred free! how it that not an üpset? lie status?
based on recent history /hanny/ should've beaten /dbg/
Streak sounds suicidal
Hour 4
Streak made everything awkward
AOBA WHAT
raping?
Streak yells at his team
YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME
Crimson raped all of Beebs's outcomes
a lot of snow bunnies
/nikg/ lost to the team called the worst auto last week
something in /nikg/ was just wrong
Toki liked /nikg/'s goalhorn
Cipher reads a German bedtime story
/snowg/ has the taste for blood
but /hanny/ has the easiest 9 poi- 7 points locked up
Cipher sounds like someone who would own a significant amount of property in a city in the Austro-Hungarian Empire
/dbg/-/nikg/, The Raped vs The Raped
/dbg/ has at least raped in one game, /nikg/ has only been the victim
/nikg/ only has one gameplan which they ran last VGL, not working as well this VGL
Streak does not want to play another Karabellum team
Streak starts looping
fell for /vrg/ again award
/omg/ once again scored exactly 2 goals but the other team scored 3
/omg/ are the most consistent team in the VGL
Beebs calls them the Mendoza Line, is told that that is /skg/
Streak's dog going wild
/mggg/ should beat /gbfg/
only time Toki will pick an auto over a manager because the managed team is worse than an auto
/omg/ are a real pet team
where are the Sonii feet? where is the porn?
Beebs's vtuber is dead and blonde and not streaming
[Sad News] Sonii is dead
is revealed Sonii is a bat instead of a cat
where are the socks?
/pg/ is the shittiest team in the VGL
Streak's dog is posted
Cipher said previously he wouldn't believe in /pg/ and was immediately disagreed with by Toki
Toki was just trolling by the way
Toki just picked them because Beebs wasn't there
The Mets?!
Toki copes further
Cipher says /lcg/'s and /pg/'s managers are the same but /pg/ is overly excitable
/pg/ has new manager syndrome
[Beebs News] /pg/ manager psychoanalysis
Beebs has seen his balls
/pg/ manager asked Streak for more fat pics of his waifu
Shupogaki is posted
/2hug/ management is psychoanalyzed every league
Beebs loves autistic managers
Streak lied
/2hug/ at least is silly unlike /hgg2d/
Streak describes 9/11, only BoB realizes he's talking about terrorism
Koyuki, Toki's daughter, did well
Sex is banned
Sex is one of the best players ever, everything she does is peak
Sex is the main character
/smtg/ going to 1-0 their way into knockouts
forgot to talk about /hdg/
1-0 loss to terrorist team
was coping about John Helldiver being purple and then there's Rance
Reso checks his agenda
BoB requests /smtg/ not send the same /vg/ rep every single time they make the team, Streak disagrees
Beebs wants them to do it because it's one of the few things that upset BoB
QD says they should send Mara
BoB just wants /vg/ to have variety
Streak says Hee fucking Ho, Reso says you will never hear that
should be an easy /hdg/ win
would be sad if their lasting memory of the cup is /smtg/ terrorball, shit group roll
Streak's ceiling bird chirps
/pg/ will spoon like Bird predicted
is asked whether either team should try
can avoid qualifiers
Beebs, /2hug/'s only fan, downplays /pg/ beating /2hug/ previously
/hdg/ easy to like, best new team visually
Beebs mentions interracial pornography and Streak laughs loudly
Cipher mentions gacha threads have multiple /trash/ cucks shitposting, he's seen it on /alg/
Q&A
next PES depends on poll results
bombardiro crocodilo
all the chibi models have been shrunk
Shupogaki still massive
Denko and Nomo are the same person but one fucked a horse
Kiyose usually on top of the 'cord when things get bad
Kiyose is bald
next PES announcement either on final ASS or a week or two after
fuck you Beebs
favorite non 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 formation? Toki likes 3-4-3, QD likes 3-6-1, Beebs like 2-6-2 and is told your mum mate, Streak and Cipher like 4-5-1
every FM manager likes 4-5-1 and learns it is bad
twitch chat says they need to bring LA back as a team
two more weeks to the 18 Breebs patch
Breed patch vs Freakie patch
not the Freakie Breeders patch, Beebs's patch will be purebred
who wants to stream the Freakie Breeders Cup
finals material teams? /gfg/, /2hug/, /fgog/, /alg/, /nepgen/, /hgg2d/ baby, /akg/ baby
how can you threaten to do something to the shitpost box?
anything special for VGL25? depends on who wins 24
/gbpen/ winner will have a Joe ref and Joe on /vg/ and a Joe menu
two weeks to update your wikis until teams are punished
two people already in danger of not notifying threads
Beebs is a hard 5
what unit? hard or soft?
Beebs has a millimeter ruler
Beebs is a soft 80mm
[Sad News] Beebs has a microdick
[Micropenis Update]
fuck my small penis life
goal of the league? Mahjong Crimes bicycle, Koyuki diving header, Mibibi rebounds, Smug Redman penalty, Gogeta curler
match of the weekend? /2hug/-/pcrg/, /fgog/-/utg/, /kfg/-/pmmm/, /akg/-/mmcg/
God bless anyone who sits through /pmmm/-/mmcg/
under 2.5 goals. both teams to score? no baby
over 15 corners please
Beebs where does Eroha play?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh CMF (she's a DMF)
/pmmm/ are playing 5atb aren't they
do you really think /pmmm/ wouldn't play 5atb in a must win game?
Hour 5
there was /xivg/ fatposting in the discord
Streakie was enabling it
favorite non-meta formations teams? 5-4-1 /gsg/ winning off set pieces, /gbfg/ doesn't count was bubble VGL
what is with the /gbfg/-/gfg/ slander? formations were banned
does /twg/'s win in VGL19 also not count? yeah that was also a bubble
feels like it was recent but it wasn't
also doesn't count
Beebs agrees with anything that takes stars away from /twg/
VGL19 also considered one of the worst VGLs ever
Reso muted Taba and forgot to unmute him
Streak asks Cipher to call Aquantis "Water" from now on
what?
Survival Round is called Hell's Wild Card now
Aoba's commentary was funny
Beebs can understand ESL but not Aoba
Toki said you can't let Aoba commentate without a handler
Beebs thinks him and Streak should make 21 patches and have them fight
BoB suggests QD picks a patch out of a hat, QD doesn't want to taint his hat
won't be a VGL World Cup
might be an execution this league of someone with the name starting with troon and ending with soup
Reso likes the boat with the same VA as Goldenglow
won't be an Omega VGL
Chinese VGL is so much better
no music just like Boris wants
Boris used to be a VGL manager, now he's a Chinese VGL manager
why do they keep the stamina bars on?
cunny is posted
they just don't know
VGL25 needs to bring in all the weirdo streamers like Boris
get Boris on cameo
micropenises in the brapnasium
Momoi posted
QD has the loosest anus
Streak will date you if you play Elsword
most wanted commentator? Shondo, Vin Diesel
Toki has been subscribed to Shondo for a year
the Ace Combat VA won't commentate again
we only like Shondo
Toki will care about Lia from Phase Connect when they stop selling 35 dollar coffee
Streak has started liking a vtuber
is Gura still around?
get Beebs to commentate. he hates commentating
least wanted commentator who keeps commentating? we all know the answer
Beebs hates Karth
Lav will be sent to the Falklands when he loses to /lcg/
Argentinians hate British people
a lot of places have British people
VGL baseball probably coming back next VGL
Denko, Beebs, Cipher, and Toki name vtubers
Reso and QD are confused
pick one 4cc commentator who hasn't commentated VGL before?
Boris has commentated VGL before, Suule has done VGL before
4cc's commentary is fucking dogshit, none of them
it's full of people with single interests that only come on to talk about that interest
give me Kaneko Lumi baby
has JB ever done VGL? he'd be good
MagicalCoat has before
Ken has not done VGL, also hasn't done 4cc in a long time and is a faggot
SDA and Groudon have commentated VGL before
DF already commentated VGL before and they got in trouble
another real pick is Legendairy
either they have commentated VGL or they aren't good
Dtroit will stream basketball again if he gets out of the nutty putty cave
can have a full British booth for /vn/'s next match if Toki streams
Fortnite?!
SsethTzeentach might've commentted if /indie/ or /ss13g/ were still teams
Demo would've commentated if he wasn't dead
/egg/ manager has a girlfriend
Streak will have his name on every post he makes in /4ccg/
Cipher okay with chubby but not fat
Beebs and Reso disagree
QD doesn't talk about his fetishes
Beebs likes Bush
/nikg/ would be worse if they added Stellar Blade
Clio and Mari Mari are on the rapelist
so are Rabi, Kyouka, and Llenn from SAO
Toki is engaged
flat as a washboard or mounds?
Reso, BoB, and Streak take mounds
Beebs and Toki want flat
Cipher depends on if it's on an adult or Blue Archive girl
epic embed fail
next ASS on Sunday
oh whoops that's porn
Atsui
the rest of ASS never left the booth
Danteh with the Header
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