dni: you wear odd socks. you like sanrio, my mom banned my from saniro when i was three now it traumatizes me. you have braces. you drink coffee, im allergic. you have ANY pets. you have had at least 3 online partners, my mom said to be weary of internet strangers. you don't like my little pony, when i was five i got bullied relentlessly for liking it and it was very sad :( they took my artwork of my oc sparkly cakepop and put it in the shredder, i was completely innocent and did nothing wrong. you like anime, my dad said it is the devils work. you hate religious people. you genuinely think sparkles and pink are good. you seriously think teen titans is better than teen titans go, you are wrong, my mom agrees!!!! you rewatch the same movie/show over and over (get a life). had a "not like other girls" phase. youre bad at math. you cant drive. are normal in anyway whatsoever. you interact with anyone on tiktok, ever. if you like peanut butter, my childhood friend would always bring peanut butter sandwiches to school for lunch and she turned out to be hate gay people, she put a jar in my backpack and mocked me by saying "since you like nuts so much" :( .... she also did something similar with fruity pebbles cereal but im sure you can make the connection as to what she said yourself. you hate chocolate milk. youre a stupid man thing. you make "ur mom" jokes (my mom would NEVER kiss you.. shut up). you call people boring or will say im wrong about anything (my mommy says im her special little champ whos ALWAYS right.....). beware of attack pig. you like pringles (ew die). youve never caused an explosion in your life. you have the hiccups rn, you regularly consume wall insulation (please stop im cold). you were a size 7 mens (men feet scare me). you like new (2015+) cartoons. you like ANY reboots. you haven’t had a deviantart account. you make “FISH FEAR ME WOMEN WANT ME” jokes (women hate you). you will flirt with my followers (they’re MINE)

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