1. What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

2. What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

3. Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

4. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn’t concentrate.

5. What vegetable should you never bring on a boat? A leek.

6. I can never trust stairs... they're always upto something.

7. Why was the broom late for the meeting? It overswept.

8. ___ told me to put ketchup on the shopping list, but now I can't read anything.

9. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.

10. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

11. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

12. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

13. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'm going on ahead.

14. Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain? It didn't have the guts.

15. If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

16. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

17. I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.

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Pub: 28 May 2023 19:21 UTC
Edit: 28 May 2023 19:43 UTC
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