Laurffy

My name is AwesomeLuffyMy pronouns are He/She. I am a virgo. I like fortnite a lot.
dog
^^Idk who that is btw but theyte kind of cute.
I also like fishingand one piece and Pokemon and getting into idolmaster, hypmic and bleach. i like crazy b but i dont like enstars. i am also playing botw. But i LOVE fortnite more. i am babycute . I am an aspiring Twitch Streamer and Marine Biologist. I am also friends with tatsuki fujimoto and he agrees whth me that we should bomb every csm fans house. my twitch is twitch.tv/jerma985.

pDo not interact if(READ ALL OF THIS):p

  • you are Horrible
  • you have Neutral views on everything
  • you are not Awesome
  • you hwve a problem with my friends Horrible and Neutral. You can talk to me personally if you want to start something.
  • you dont like fortnite
  • you disrespected Haywood Jablowme's death
  • you use the same boring ass copy and paste template for your promotwt please be creative or a bit more interesting you all sound like you came out of a factory like id rather stick rusty shit covered forks into my eyes and scoop my brain out from my eye sockets than scroll through promotwt and see the same shit for the 1000000th time
  • You have less than 12000 karma on Reddit
  • you are bedman from guilty gear
  • you're "not reading allat" (in response to my DNI. It's just flat out disrespectful and not funny.)
  • you like kaito and you dont like luka
  • blue lock fan...
  • you have twitter, instagram, tiktok, snapchat, bereal, etc
  • never had soursop slushie
  • you don't play roblox at least 3 times a week
  • you own anime figures
  • you like GENSHIN, and PROJECT SEKAI, or helios rising
  • you watch movies... ๐Ÿ˜ญbro
  • you read books
  • you like any animanga . ๐Ÿ˜‚Lmfao
  • you listen to music...LMFAOAO
  • you like ruikasa and akitoya,
  • your name is akira and youre a fuckass piece of shit who should have all his money shoved up his ass and into his throat until he suffocates to death,
  • you have tiktok humour
  • you think alpha pookie jokes are funny
  • you call yourself funny snd youre not funny (95% of the time if you call yourself funny as some sort of brag you are not funny. Just a hint.)
  • if you are racist or transphobic
  • you like enstars
  • you yume KAITO
  • you're obsessed with KAITO
  • you kin diluc or xiao. my mutual kins diluc and xiao and he said no doubles sorry
  • you play video games
  • you like pokemon
  • you hate silvally
  • you like Kpop
  • you listen to music from youtube
  • on Kpoptwt, anitwt, genshintwt, enstarstwt, prsktwr
  • Youre mentally ill
  • youre mentally Stable
  • you watch Jerma
  • you think you like Rei Sakuma and Ky Kiske more than me
  • never watched yo mama jokes compilations at school
  • think pareo is better than aya
  • yabujin listener
  • you like Rinne
  • you dislike Rinne
  • you love Rinne
  • RinneP
  • you hate Rinne
  • Don't produce Rinne
  • you have no opinion on Rinne
  • Mixed feelings on Rinne
  • malice mizer fans
  • you had a sanzu phase in 2021 and posted shit like "me turning sanzu's piss into ice cream" on your close friends
  • bucktick listeners
  • unemployed
  • ugly
  • uou don't watch spongebob
  • you don't like Mario
  • has played Valorant for more than 10 hours at once
  • you dont like Venom: Let There Be Carnage
  • you dont think Eddie and Venom are gay
  • you dont produce Knights
  • you produce Tsumugi Aoba
  • you like one piece
  • you own any Apple products
  • don't watch family guy regularly
  • arsenal players
  • you're going to sb or unfollow me
  • you're not willing to part with your essence and soul
  • you arethe riddler
  • yoy like idv, bandori, d4dj, mahoyaku, blackstar theatre starless, readyyy project, show by rock, touken tanbu, onmyoji, wind boys, any gacha game
  • you like ANY visual novels, rhythm games or otome games
  • touhou fan
  • you liked cookie run and squid games at the same time in september-november 2021
  • you have a dog
  • you like scaramouche
  • you have 1 or more cats
  • you don't like parrots
  • broke
  • uou like stayc nct or skz
  • you anti stayc nct or skz
  • you make fun of my interests
  • you won't tag my icks
  • you're anemic
  • uou romcc, kin, like, dislike or have no opinions on my other reincarnated platonic soulmate Izuku Midoriya.
  • you don't watch instagram reels. What about the devs that worked so hard to implement that function? They're sad that you're not using it.
  • your favorite big nate character was francis pope
  • you won't tag my discomfort characters (especially eichi)
  • you have letterboxd or last.fm
  • you watch tv shows... side eye... ermm...
  • you have stockholm syndrome with enstars songs
  • you watch netflix
  • you like yoosung
  • you kin ritsu sakuma. I will not be disclosing why, for personal reasons
  • you pay for streaming services
  • you ever read or watched attack on titan, evangelion, naruto, demon slayer, tokyo revengers or dragon ball z (Get good taste)
  • you are on enstarstiktok or enstars instagram (GO outside and GET a job idc if youre 14.)
  • you go to school snd say people who go to conventions should shower and wear deodorant but every single day you smell like SHIT and PUKE because you shower once a week and youre fucking greasy but no one wants to tell you and someone told me they had to kiss you in a spin the bottle game at your best friends birthday party and you had the worst breath ever also who plays spin the bottle at partys i feel bad for your gf who has to kiss you i think she indirected you on her cfs about wearing deoderant,
  • you are on kinstagram or were on there in 2020 and 2021
  • you think ky kiske is attractive
  • you pirate things
  • you kin mika kagehira
  • you have a nintendo switch playstation 3 or 5 or xbox series x
  • you dont have a pc
  • Invalidate my kin memories as Tartaglia
  • you kin Natsume Sakasaki
  • you like sprite
  • you like link click, idolish7, yuumori, any rpgmaker games
  • you have a dog named Texas
  • you ahve a sun conure called Mango
  • you dont like cleancore asmr
  • you dont like eating ice
  • you use tumblr
  • you like SASARA NURUDE
  • you dont like peace and love
  • you use ao3
  • goth
  • you use soundcloud or spotify
  • you own the sims 4
  • uou drink water
  • you had a kurapika or raiden metal gear obsession
  • you think naptime > playtime
  • you think orange juice > apple juice
  • you have a phone
  • you have a gojo pfp
  • you watch youtube
  • you were obsessed with amulet when you were 12 and thought trellis was hot
  • you think gojo is funny
  • you live on the Earth
  • you have a denji, aki, angel or makima pfp
  • you've ever been on indeed
  • you like pathologic
  • youre an INTP sp/sx 5w4 594 RLUEI
  • you like typology in general
  • you are neutral towards sora harukawa
  • you dislike sora harukawa
  • youd suck aizen off
  • you like mitski
  • played/play alchemy stars
  • like any of mxtx's works
  • you like guilty gear
  • you have a rentry
  • you have a carrd
  • you have a txti
  • you think HiMERU is sexy
  • you kin luffy
  • you romcc luffy
  • you like luffy
  • you like doing things
  • you have friends
  • you dont go outside
  • you spend less than 8 hours a day on tiktok
  • you work at mcdonalds or subway
  • you hate fortnite
  • ship shumika
  • you like csm, dorohedoro, jujutsu kaisen, metal gear, hells paradise, fire emblem, yakuza, nana, paradise kiss, ff7, yugioh, fnaf, stranger things, fate series, melty blood, banana fish, serial experiments lain, berserk, monster, aitsf, vnc, tekken, street fighter, death note, devilman crybaby, hunter x hunter, blue period, jwqs, bleach, hypmic, eizouken, flcl, beastars, catherine, breaking bad, better call saul, ergo proxy, twisted wonderland, jjba, paralive, hnk, project diva, puyo puyo, the sims, mystic messenger, mlp, bluey, blazblue, mdzs, kagepro, milgram, tloz, azumanga daioh, revue starlight, obey me, seraph of the end, lovelive, persona, shin megami tensei, sonic, rottmnt, markiplier, vinland saga, servamp, golden kamuy, mariokart, arcade games, splatoon, dmc, silent hill, resident evil, mirishita, deresute, tokyo revengers, hatoful boyfriend, arknights, otherside picnic, stardew valley, hello charlotte, idolmaster sideM, blue flag or ffxiv
  • under 18
  • over 18
  • 18 years old
  • play call of duty MWII
  • deftones listener
  • you hate/dislike Elon musk. he's one of my ccs
  • toro inoue pfp haver at any point in time
  • y2k animecore webcore
  • you kin izuru kamukura (he's one of my kintypes)
  • you ever read homestuck or liked eddsworld
  • you ever liked wilbur soot
  • you like that pinkbitch with ethe headphonse i forgot her name
  • read genshin x reader
  • you have ever read SAGAU fics or headcanons on tumblr
  • self aware au x reader enjoyer in general
  • you like BL
  • you like GL
  • you like Hetero Sexual Love
  • you don't relate to asa mitaka
  • your name is David, Kai, Skye, Tyler or Jack
  • YOU WATCH CHRONOIR
  • read bonten x reader smut
  • you hate me for stanning nijisanjiEN
  • you ship natsumugi
  • stan taylor swift
  • like bob from animal crossing
  • you like yami bakura
  • larped madoka magica in the school field at lunch in 3rd grade
  • you read 91 days
  • you're gonna reply to me with nerd spongebob pictures that have the speech bubble on the top. It's really annoying and not funny. Stop.
  • you dont like the new litc artstyle. It's literally perfect and beautiful you are all just haters and cirrus looks so beautifyl,
  • you're caught up on orv
  • you havent watched puss in boots the last wish
  • you like manhwas or manhuas
  • didn't vote qifrey
  • like undertale
  • kin adachi (someone in a discord I mod kins him and they said no doubles)
  • you like vampires
  • you never finished death note
  • honkai player
  • overwatch player
  • liked ddlc in 2018
  • watched bijuu mike in 2018
  • support the actions of the vice president of cosmic productions
  • participated in the one sided bsd vs tokyorev "fandom war"
  • you dont like ryuji sakamoto and denji
  • you like vocaloid
  • youve ever done a promotwt
  • you had a lemon demon tally hall mother mother and danganronpa phase in 2020
  • you used to kin ibuki mioda
  • you own or have owned a nui from any franchise ever
  • you like utaites or fanloids
  • yoy support Barry McCockiner, Lorelius Hogglefart and Jack Mijoff after what they were exposed for
  • you like mp100, bsd, durara, gintama, witch hat atelier or pubg
  • you never had a pubg mobile phase
  • you use procreate, clip studio paint, ibis paint, paint tool sai, whatapp, or autodesk sketchbook
  • you are WHITE
  • you were attracted to scaramouche in early 2021 and wrote a 4k x reader smut in your notes app and sent it to me to proof read so i blocked you
  • you dont like flan
  • ex quotev user
  • never read devil's candy (the webcomic)
  • d&d player
  • you used to like future diary in 5th grade and showed me a lyric mv for hide and seek featuring SeeU and told me it was from the show and i had no idea what you were talking about at all
  • you are not babycute
  • okegom/mogeko omori yttd and ranfren fans. you are either 13 or need to be institutionalised especially if you like all of them
  • never kindated as lawlight
  • you have steam
  • you never tried to memorise the pokerap
  • you listen to 4kids english one piece pirate rap opening
  • played witch's heart and your favorite character was Noel or Ashe Bradley
  • ship Venom and Robo Ky
  • watch baby sensory and slime videos on watch together in discord vc
  • you were mad when Genshin Impact won the player's choice awards. You are just mad that Genshin is the greatest game of 2022, let Genshin fans have something for once.
  • never watched youtube x reader fanfics
  • you don't mod at least 3 discord servers
  • you don't have discord nitro
  • you don't have Twitter Blue
  • never watched yaoi the fanime
  • you have Spotify Premium and not Youtube Red
  • you like Dr Strange and not Dr Strain
  • you arent a fujoshi or fudanshi or himejoshi
  • youve ever read oyasumi punpun
  • you dont like Backugo
  • you know who gakupo is
  • only listen to ma cherie, au revoir, aegen, premier amour, and gekka no
  • you know what the water bottle incident 2019 is
  • kindated xiaoven, chiluc, rinniki, nikimayo, kawoshin, wataei, natsumugi, soukoku, shin soukoku, komahina, or shuake
  • you are excited for hades II
  • you like costco hotdogs
  • you laugh at MHA cosplayers and fans... it's disrespectful.
  • you dot think DR GOKU would win against EL CORONAVIRUS
  • you think the strawhats, ichigo, saitama, vegeta, gojo, itachi and goku working together would win against sora harukawa,
  • you have never watched berleezy the walking dead series
  • you hate people who type like this- omg really- ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
  • never stuck your dick in a donut
  • you dont support the babycute and uglycute movements
  • you think i'm joking or trolling for a single moment while reading this rentry. I don't do "jokes" and I certainly do not "Troll". I simply like setting boundaries.

p
pI'm not a troll by the way. If you think this isn't funny, then it wasn't meant to be funny. I'm simply here to have fun. Im really easy to get along with, just don't follow me if you like anything at all. Honestly you can follow if you like these things, Because I'm awesome and i like everything ever, even things that don't exist yet. Let's be friends!

pmost importantly of all, do not interact if you think you like Luffy more than me. I could write a whole book series' worth on why no one could possibly know him better than me, since I was the one who proposed the idea of Luffy and One Piece to Oda in the first place, based off my own experiences. I know luffy personally. We are best friends. We have been best friends in every reincarnation since the trimurti cooperated to create the universe. We were best friends as unicellular organisms.

p And finally, heres a picture of luffy to prove that i am his biggest fan. luffy p this guy who started randomly dming me on discord and๐“œ๐”‚ ๐“ญ๐“ธ๐“ฐ ๐“ณ noone :

absolutely noone :

not even ashmund : aizen : Being so beautiful and handsome ๐Ÿ‘€โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ luffya p

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Pub: 26 Dec 2022 16:37 UTC

Edit: 06 Jan 2023 12:59 UTC

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