EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
XAVIER
HE / HIM PRIMARILY, BUT FEEL FREE TO USE ANY PRONOUNS
AUTISTIC CARTOON GAY GUY
ALTERHUMAN & AGE REGRESSOR
INTEREST 𓆈 ALTERHUMANITY 𓆈 FRIENDS 𓆈 COLLECTION 𓆈 SOCIALS
Okay. Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head and you keep still 'cause you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement, like a T-Rex, he'll lose you if you don't move... but no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes not from the front, but from the side, from the other two raptors, you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter. He used coordinated attack patterns, and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this six-inch, retractable claw. Like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say, no, no. He slashes at you here! or here. Or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is, you are alive, when they start to eat you. So ya know, try to show a little respect