S was really good and helpful and got a good score in his graduation (CB) exam for his level. He has effectively graduated from newcutie to latefag and he should be looking for nothing low of AAA clan. I am sure Misters will be glad to have you.
Ps: He has Christina
"And that's the end of the letter. What say you? Danchou."
"Well, he would've gotten in regardless, letter or no. I just think he has to be something else to get that fat ass to write. He's in. Tell everyone to prepare their Good Morning stickers."
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Sword, ready. Eyes, on the enemy. This is the last beast I have to slay for the day, and for this current Clan Battle.
"Tempest Slash!"
The once mighty beast let out one last desperate roar, or so I would like to think. This beast was already weakened when I came here. Danchou said not to worry and said that's what's called "jannying". Whatever the hell that means.
"Hey..! Good job out there! C'mere, I've got to tell you something."
That's my danchou, munching on his bread, like always. A very casual guy and lets his members do whatever the fuck they want. I was told to join his clan since I was new, but I've always had...bigger ambitions.
"I see you've done your janny hits well! Come, sit beside me. Want a piece of this? Mm?"
I've had this nagging feeling that this is environment is holding me back, but it's not like I can do much since I AM still new. I don't know, I keep telling myself that but the longer I stay here, the more it sounds like shitter cope.
"What is it, Danchou? And yes please, I'll have some of that."
As uncomfortable as it makes me, I can't deny that I'm pretty damn hungry right now. That ghost moose creature really put up a fight back there.
"Yeah, about that. I have a proposal, and after hearing this, you may stop calling me Danchou."
What's going on?! I've done my hits, even done some janny hits, much to my dismay, and it's still not enough...? Am I really getting culled in a CASUAL clan?
"Your score this Clan Battle is pretty good. Well, I don't know about that because I don't give a shit. However, I've seen you doing your all your hits diligently. Yes, before you ask, you ARE indeed held back by this clan's environment."
"Oh fuck, did I say that out loud?"
"Nah, but I know what you're thinking. I may not look it, but I really do pay attention to my members."
I see. It was wrong of me to think of him as some lazy bum. I guess some people do take solace in laziness, and Danchou here provides exactly just that. But wait, that doesn't explain why my scores are lo-
"That's what I meant by being held back by this clan's environment. You did most of your attacks on lap one, for fuck's sake! I don't know what's different between lap one and the others, but I know that's something that HE would say. Also, it's called being casual. Not lazy."
Huh, who's he?
"He will be your new Danchou. Hell, I'll even send a letter of recommendation to him to make sure you get in. Any objections? I can vouch that his clan does their hits without being too autistic about it. You'll be a perfect fit there. I'd send you to my ex, but he's pretty autistic about scores, even if your ambitions are sky-high, I wouldn't go there."
"You would do that for me, Danchou?"
"Hey now, I always support my members, even it means I have to get up and actually do shit."
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"What's taking him so long? Did he not get kicked to bypass the cooldown?"
"Fucker apparently took the time to write the letter, but not to kick."
"Figures. Well, how long has it been, 23 hours? He should be here any minute- oh, speak of the devil. Everyone, in position."
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GOOD MORNING!
"Hello and thank you for having me. "