Remade as of 08/01/26, Might redo. I'll make a proper rentry once I decide on a theme.
TW: BRITISH
I go by the aliases nako, ako, mura and (rarely) nyra.
All pronouns are okay but I prefer he/They.
I am orchidromantic and asexual
kindaters proshippers etc dni, yadda yadda basic dni criteria. or interact so i can block you and #getitoverwith
i sometimes make romantic or, rarely suggestive jokes, every now and then please know that i DO NOT mean it NOR do i desire an actual relationship.
I greatly fear being asked out so if you do harbor feelings for me, keep them to yourself. I am not looking for a relationship. Saying this so my past doesnt haunt me.
any time i make jokes about systems, just know that this is AIMED at people who falsely claim theyre a system i.e. endos or whatever they go by.
systems dni or iwvec unless if you're professionally diagnosed. I'm not too sure how to interact without discomforting you due to different alters having different triggers, so this is why I tend to avoid such, though this doesn't prohibit us from talking to one another or befriending eachother! I will be wary if you're a minor that claims to be one.
Do let me know if I'm friends with, or are following, anyone problematic (incl. evidence too preferably)
i use most emoticons satirically. The rest I use purely for whimsy.
I dont need tone tags nor do i like them being used around me. But i may ask if im confused every blue moon
I am 17 Years old. Dni if you are under 14.
I'm really slow half of the time (Just like my goat arakawa) so I'm super sorry for asking you to reword or repeat what you say.
Idfk what else to put here icl
I'M strictly religious please dont question my faith
Also, neurodivergent (adhd, possible autism)
Diagnosed with Biopolar disorder. Severely depressive.
If im clearly in a bad mood PLEAAASE avoid riling me up (aka ragebaiting me) it works SO well that i genuinely get upset.
I do make jokes regarding fatshaming and etc. but this is satire. i adore people of all body types, we are one and the same.
whenever i say 'tickles you' its not supposed to be a subsitute for 'touches you' im genuinely pureheartedly tickling you like a child it is NOT meant to be inappropiate (unfortunately had to make this clear)
i also make jokes revolving around killing oomfs or myself but this is done with no malice at all, yet again if you're uncomfortable tell me to STOP or dni
I struggle with eating disorders but I'm healing. I wanted to let you know that, yes, you are allowed to jokingly 'fatshame' me. It won't affect me. I love you for caring if you were concerned, though. Please take care of yourselves.
++ i have a typing quirk that's not quite obvious. I sometimes misspell words on purpose because I think it's silly. I also type in Capitalised Case like This sometimes out of habit, or sometimes to emphasise. I'm aware that typing quirks piss some people off (fair enough, some piss me off too) but I wanted to add this as a warning should the less noticeable ones be annoying too.
INTERACT!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME ADD MORE TO MY WALL OF GITHUB MENTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT FRIENDS CAUSE IM A CHUD FUCKING SLOB!!!!!!!!!!! LETS DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ignore this i need it saved
oohg dni..? more dni?
mail/sam/sky whatever the fuckyou go by im sorry i knwo we met at a bad time for you but i dont appreciate how you manipulated me man. i couldve studied instead of worrying over your suicide baiting ass 🙁🙁🙁
yuna you pmo
kiki you pmo
kaiyo you also pmo gtfo
vex dni thanks for talking w me but keep your friends away from me respectfully
bea, i wish you the best but i do hope you heal and learn 2 treat people better
if you're an old friend and im like, quite dry around you then that simply means you're on thin ice and i've moved on,, if it keeps going that means you should probably leave me alone