maindirectory⠀⠀⠀⠀not a yume, i just rlly love eddie without fancy terms. pls read at ur own risk i have no filter around this stupid faggot

Eddie Gluskin the man you are. I'm not sure if I've ever fallen in love with a character this fucking fast ever before, God are you so gorgeous and so beautifully written, like the perfect anything. Even if you are quite far from being ideal. Who cares, I don't yearn for uncannily flawless characters.

I got back into Outlast all because of this stupid man. If it weren't for him, I probably wouldn't still love the franchise as much as I currently do. I want to say that my reason for liking him so much is simply his well written personality and story, which, so far, has genuinely been the best writing of a character I've ever seen in all media, but I really cannot ignore how his fucking dialogue makes my heart absolutely TWIST in a way I haven't experienced before.

Yeah, he makes me so horny, and what? Can you BLAME me? No judging unless you've played whistleblower yourself and met him without any spoilers beforehand.

I cannot make it through a playthrough without delaying Waylon's escape because he's just got to understand that the one controlling him is sooo thirsty for the man who is currently putting him in danger. My bad Waylon, I love you too but my favorite is quite clear.

His story just makes him so stupidly interesting, but it's mainly his personality that catches my attention the most. Other than the fact that he's a morally wrong person, which I better not get backlash about mind you, his contrast in words and affection is simply so beautiful to me. Also, I digress with this, but his lisp? Holy fuck. He's so fucking DREAMY man.

He has a lot of patience but also none, the way he can so casually call his victim his darling and then immediately switch up to degrade them is so satisfying. I am more of a praise type of person, but any nickname at all is such a win for me anyway.

ughhh there is so much more i wanna add but im falling asleep... zzz..... counting eddie gluskins... zz.. zzzzz... i hope... i can dream of you eddie...

im awake eddie... good morningnng... zz.... allow me to What the fuck am i doing with my life

stop looking at this ill finish this one Day.

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Pub: 23 Nov 2025 10:56 UTC

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