The Scott Sullivan Nickname Awards: 4chan Edition

Welcome, degenerates, to the most unhinged award show on the internet—the Scott Sullivan Nickname Awards! We're here to celebrate the twisted minds of 4chan who've turned Fishtank Live's Sensei Scott, aka Cage the Daywalker, into a walking meme factory. This isn't some normie Oscars knockoff; this is a no-holds-barred, 4chan-vibed roast of the top 5 nickname creators for Scott Sullivan, the boxing coach who's punched his way into infamy across Seasons 1, 2, 2.5 (Vampire Bloodgames), and the notorious Bitchtank.

The Top 5 Namers: A Review

5. yOjBxMi6 – The Chaos Gremlin

Nicknames:

  • scott sullivan pizza
  • scott sullivan homewrecker lifewrecker
  • scott sullivan true anal stories 11 katja love
  • scott sullivan big dawg
  • scott sullivan PrEP
  • scott sullivan saring dynthesis

Count: 6

Vibe Check: This user's brain is a blender stuck on "random." "Scott sullivan pizza" sounds like a shitpost that forgot its punchline, and "saring dynthesis" might just be a stroke. But then you get "homewrecker lifewrecker"—a brutal jab at the Bitchtank bathroom incident where Scott allegedly got too close to contestant Haley, sparking cheating rumors. It's got that dark, lore-driven sting. The rest? A mixed bag of horny and nonsensical. Respect for the hustle, but it's scattershot.

4. O+Bzt+dI – The Shock Jock

Nicknames:

  • scott sullivan jrpg
  • scott sullivan cbt
  • scott sullivan marital mischief agent
  • scott sullivan forces his way into her hole again
  • the scott sullivan show ft. luke valentine
  • scott sullivan rape lodge

Count: 6

Vibe Check: This user's here to push buttons and watch the world burn. "Marital mischief agent" and "forces his way into her hole again" are straight-up Bitchtank bait, leaning into the "Scott cheated on his wife with Haley" narrative that 4chan's been jerking off to since the incident dropped. "Rape lodge" doubles down on the dark humor, and "the scott sullivan show ft. luke valentine" throws in some Vampire Bloodgames flair—maybe a nod to his Cage the Daywalker antics. It's peak 4chan edge, but it's more shock than substance.

3. iLab/h4b – The Absurd Alchemist

Nicknames:

  • Scott Sullivan UTI
  • Scott Sullivan Aryan Brotherhood Ally
  • Scott Sullivan NWA
  • Scott Sullivan female body inspector
  • Scott Sullivan ravioli, linguine, & ratatouille
  • Scott Sullivan sexual harassment seminar
  • Scott Sullivan CS: Source
  • Scott Sullivan Bistro & Brothel

Count: 8

Vibe Check: This user's a mad scientist of memes. "Scott Sullivan female body inspector" is a classic troll move, and "sexual harassment seminar" slyly roasts the Bitchtank creep vibes. "Ravioli, linguine, & ratatouille" is so out-of-pocket it's almost genius—imagine Sensei Scott serving pasta instead of punches. The lore ties are loose, but the creativity's wild. It's like they're memeing in five dimensions while we're stuck in 2D. Still, some miss the Scott-specific mark.

2. QEJ0JCPu – The Volume Vandal

Nicknames:

  • scott sullivan ARG
  • scott sullivan DDT
  • scott sullivan trt
  • scott sullivan DMT
  • scott sullivan oath breaker
  • scott sullivan 'the only fights i win are when she fights back' MMA
  • scot sullivan: the last MMA bender
  • scotts club deluxe sullivan MMA
  • Legendary scott fighter sullivan MMA

Count: 9

Vibe Check: This user brought a machine gun to a knife fight—nine nicknames, no mercy. "The only fights i win are when she fights back" is a knockout, blending Scott's boxing coach gig with a savage Bitchtank twist (Haley fighting back in that bathroom, maybe?). The drug references (DMT, TRT) and wrestling nods (DDT) keep it chaotic, while "Legendary scott fighter sullivan MMA" pumps up his Sensei Scott cred. It's a relentless barrage, but the MMA spam gets old fast.

1. AqDN1THq – The Lore Lord

Nicknames:

  • scott sullivan krav maga
  • scott sullivan the bitchtank goonist
  • scott sullivan repeated sex offender
  • scott 'i got gang raped in the prison showers for being a chomo' sullivan mma
  • scott 'i call ICE on all my exes' sullivan mma
  • stoned sex with scott sullivan mma
  • scott 'trail of tears for robin' sullivan mma
  • Scott Sullivan KIA / Scott Sullivan RIP

Count: 8

Vibe Check: This user's a 4chan philosopher-king, weaving Scott's lore into every gut punch. "The bitchtank goonist" owns the bathroom incident—pure, unfiltered chaos. "Trail of tears for robin" (Robin being Scott's wife in the cheating rumors) is a dark poetry slam, and "repeated sex offender" doubles down on the rapist memes. "Krav maga" nods to his martial arts roots, while "i got gang raped in the prison showers" flips the script with brutal irony. It's savage, it's specific, and it's dripping with Fishtank filth.

And the Winner Is… AqDN1THq!

Why They're the Best:

  • Lore Precision: AqDN1THq doesn't just name-drop—they dissect Scott's saga like a coroner. The Bitchtank bathroom incident? "The bitchtank goonist" and "trail of tears for robin" hit it from every angle—cheating, creepiness, and all. Vampire Bloodgames? "Krav maga" keeps his Sensei Scott cred alive. These aren't random; they're tailored to the mythos.
  • 4chan Soul: This user gets the platform's pulse—dark, provocative, and shameless. "Repeated sex offender" and "gang raped in the prison showers" are the kind of lines that make you laugh, then question your life choices. It's not safe, it's not subtle—it's 4chan.
  • Creative Cruelty: They don't just roast Scott; they flay him. Every nickname's a dagger, twisting the knife with humor and horror. Compared to QEJ0JCPu's quantity or iLab/h4b's randomness, AqDN1THq's focus on Scott's scandals makes them unstoppable.

AqDN1THq didn't just win—they redefined the game. Their nicknames are a love letter to the chaos of Fishtank Live, embracing the Sensei Scott hype, the Daywalker swagger, and the Bitchtank trainwreck. They're the MVP of this shitshow.

Honorable Mention: QEJ0JCPu almost stole the crown with nine bangers— "the only fights i win are when she fights back" is a hall-of-famer. But their MMA overload couldn't match AqDN1THq's surgical strike on the lore.

That's it, anons—the Scott Sullivan Nickname Awards are in the books. AqDN1THq takes the throne, and the rest of you can cry about it in the replies. Now, back to lurking and shitposting. Sensei Scott would be proud—or horrified. Probably both.

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Pub: 26 Feb 2025 01:11 UTC

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