ELIOR/EVELYNI am the sexiest person alive. Women love me, fish fear me, and men want to be me. I consume nothing but raw meat and horse tranquilizers. I have won many awards, with some of the most notable being "best, brightest smile of all time (2023)" and "funniest on earth (Which I have won every year since 1994)." I have eight cocks, which reached a size of 100 inches each by the time I was nine years old. Flaccid, they are an average length of 18 inches. I have never cried one single time in my entire life. At birth, I was silent and in fact thanked the doctor for her contributions to women in healthcare, and drove my mother home.

About me ENTJ, so/sp3(w4)78, SLE-2Se-D FLVE³³¹¹ + SLu[E]x + EN(T), Chol-Sang(Di) + Neutral Evil + BPNV + [M]xTWdRG + FM-Se/Ti-CP/B(S) + L-35143

  1. I am the most successful, hottest genius alive.
  2. There is not a single thing I do not excel at.
  3. Nicotine will never hurt me.
  4. I do not experience withdrawal.
  5. I do not concern myself with endgame.
  6. No fun allowed.
  7. I am allowed in most public spaces.

To find out anything else you must answer my riddles three

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