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I-LAND EPISODE 1
thread 1 and thread 2

I-LAND EPISODE 2
thread 1, thread 2, and thread 3

I-LAND EPISODE 3
thread 1, thread 2, and thread 3

  • this daniel kid is an uggo but i admire his chutzpah
    --> hes the youngest. i get the vibe that he gets on some of the others wick a little bit sometimes
  • jay is cringe, but is also like 1/3rd of whatever entertainment is in iland
  • mfs scream and call it singing
    -- jay...
    --- lmao poor guy. i sense a rap career in his future
    --- kek how did you know i appreciate his tenacity if nothing else
    ---- he's cringey but also provides some entertainment in the show. i think zoomers will be drawn to him just on his personality
  • bro these iland japs just staged a coup. pure psychological warfare in the house of tomorrow.
    --niki & k: youre way too pushy trying to act like the leader and evaluating us individually, heesung
    --heesung: but we need to check that everyone's on the same page choreo-wise and doing their best, i feel like im being wrongfully persecuted here after sacrificing a lot of my own practice time
    --niki & k: no, youre a shit leader get out of the center
    --heesung: i was afraid things would end up like this maybe i am too pushy and got ahead of myself. im sorry
    --niki & k: that's right, know your place bitch
  • i feel like i-land will have an attitude scandal within 1 year after debut
  • summary of episode 3:
    -- jay: idk what im doing but im gonna do it anyway. everyone follow my lead
    -- niki: you lazy pieces of shit grounders, pick yourselves the fuck up and stop picking your nose we have to practice. also you over there, you dumbfuck, why are you so slow in learning anything
    -- daniel: niki nooooooooooooo, stfu niki
  • i dont care about the iland debut or who gets to debut, i just think the way the trainees are left to flail about on their own and some of the shadiness is amusing
  • taki is such a little doofus. i feel like the first thing he did in this show was get laughed at.
  • heeseung's kind of a wet noodle i feel like watching txt debut without him broke something inside him

I-LAND EPISODE 4
thread 1 and thread 2

  • it's a niki has a plan and it backfires horribly, ruining everything and pissing people off episode
  • niki popping off to be an asshole and daniel going "niki noooooooooo" made me like both of them more because they have potential as a comedy duo
  • so let me guess iland is all about drama and that's it? no visuals, mediocre talent lol
  • at this point i'm more invested in i-land and i can tell they're going to be pretty bad. treasure at least has some talent in there.
  • wish iland would get subbed faster i'm invested in jay's pathetic loser with the heart of a lion plotline
  • i-land episode 4 thoughts no one asked for:
    -- sunoo seems a little bit gay. just a little bit
    -- "do you have to be good looking to stay as an iland team member?" geonu: "time to start packing my bag" lmao
    -- there was a guy named yoonwon here???
    -- whyd they eliminate sunoo as one of the top 6, was he annoying
    -- jungwon saved by k but taki eliminated as a consequence
    -- plot twist, but is mnet PD telling the survivors to sob, it's not like theyre out of the show, get it together
    -- also jungwon kinda has the gookiness levels of hoshi
    -- when nicholas actually gets a few more seconds of screentime he seems like a likable guy and a friendly team player
  • seon: "singing is my strong suit" if you say so...
    -- rain: "ummmm let's just say geonu and heesung absolutely cannot get hurt while preparing for the vocal performance" seon btfo, rain is one of the better parts of this show
  • strong impression that the iland group will be vocally trained like txt/heesung in big hit style after the show ends if pdogg is waltzing around as a vocals evaluator

I-LAND EPISODE 5
thread 1 and thread 2

  • first i-land episode impressions
    -- jake and sunghoon stand out visually
    -- sunoo a qt
    -- jay and nicholas look intimidating
    -- heesung looks traumatized
    -- i felt like seon and geonu were evil edited
    -- daniel uggo
    -- niki a bit shady but i can see why he kicked out taki
    -- daniel is uggo
    -- some of them felt like extras lol
  • zico watching from the super villain control room in a bath tub full of cookies saying faggot
  • i like jay lmao hes likeable in a kind of pathetic underdog way
  • i don't think jay's reactions were staged because he was seething too much although it's possible they staged that the other members won't choose him for drama
  • i'm usually a sucker for idol survival shows but i'm not watching iland, the concept is seriously too fucked up even for me.
  • i tuned into those livecams and got pissed off when i noticed it was pouring and all their deck furniture was getting soaked. everything about this show is godless.
  • niki and k are indeed a little evil though
  • jay is born in 2002?? wtf i thought he's older
    -- he simultaneously gives off the vibe of a 14 year old teamkilling his bros on xbox live by accident and a middle aged father 30k deep in credit card debt
  • i don't mind niki that much because he's just a kid but k gets on my nerves he has that shady japanese vibe
  • jay is so shit at everything that i hope he debuts just for the absurdity of it
  • wtf be nice to heeseung you'd be traumatized and depressed too if you lost your chance at debut to soobin or beomgyu
  • i love how they get told they're going to be ranked individually and everyone is automatically like man fuck teamwork. this group certainly won't have any internal issues after debut.
  • episode 5 of iland and jay can't stop taking Ls lol
    -- see that clip of k flexing on the iland nerds again
    -- everyone pats his abs like normal people
    -- seon starts fingering his muscle trenches like a weirdo
  • nicholas is based he's like a military grade android developing human emotions
  • sunoo is cute and pure now wait till he turns into one of those bitter bitchy gays

I-LAND EPISODE 6
thread 1

  • i lied.... if niki is next to hanbin then they are the same person.
    -- i feel like niki would seethe if he heard you say that
  • jay's a whompheaded uggo but he's kinda based so whatever
  • ej kinda sux and has creepy eyes
  • wish these iland morons would stop fake crying there was no need for jay to bust a vein sobbing his eyes out because some randoms and geonu got shipped off to death camp
    -- never seen a man cry like k when taki got sent to ground instead of jungwon
    --- that moment was actually fucked up

I-LAND EPISODE 7
thread 1 and thread 2

  • mfw the crippled fem gay is the most popular iland contestant by far
    -- yeah i love sunoo, its just funny to me. i bet nobody at bighit was expecting it
  • txt are obviously a bunch of self-centered weirdos who are distant with each other but the fandom will argue they are pure babies with a very strong bond iland is gonna be even worse when they debut

I-LAND EPISODE 8
thread 1

  • noooooooooooooooooooooooo jay you were supposed to be an underdog but not that much of an underdog

I-LAND EPISODE 9
thread 1

  • i love jay sm lmao
  • feels like k is one of those sensitive people that were bullied in their childhood and then took the bully role as a cope
    -- corners niki
    -- intimidates heeseung
    -- starts crying when the other members call him out
  • i love jay's honesty and attitude
    -- jay is incredibly based to me i just love that guy. he was hilarious this episode
  • can't wait to see jay being humiliated next week

I-LAND EPISODE 10 (FINALE)
thread 1

AFTER I-LAND

  • enshittenfags please enlighten me as to why they made one of the youngest members the leader
  • sunoo is gay and proud, very cute
    -- i mean…
  • jungwon is extremely cute and earnest leadernim, he is an ace and very good at dancing and fanservice
  • sunghoon has severe autism and auditioned for mubank to put himself out there
    -- socially awkward, experiences ptsd disassociative states, also a closeted homosexual
  • jay is a real life grandpa in a 21 year old body and switches up his schtick every 5 business days
    -- literally no one respects him
  • jake is kind of slutty
    -- himbo australian who just wants to vibe
  • niki is the baby he is good at dancing and he loves his hyungs, he's quite mannerly and the cleanest
    -- fetus
  • heeseung is the vocalist and handsome after his 3rd nosejob
    -- just wants to play lol and be left alone
  • heeseung saw his first ever latina woman and started acting like a looney tunes character. he is RAN. THROUGH.
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Pub: 14 Nov 2025 00:19 UTC

Edit: 14 Nov 2025 00:20 UTC

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