hi this is the coolest meowrail + world's realest cow tavros nitram speaking
that's me
mars gave us access to edit this tab so i am here to do fun and james
today i am going to tell you very cool things about mars and you will have to read them

  • first off!!!! did you know that it is actually just a fish in the middle of the ocean typing on a pink keyboard? now you know!
  • secondly, this dude is obsessed with tim hortons soup. ask it about that sometime, i promise you the story is worth it
  • third off (and arguably most important) i got to indirectly name one of woof's cats and then it's mom changed his name on me. manta is a better name than timmy and i think everyone who reads this can agree on that.
  • DID YOU KNOW that he is very good at art!!!!!! take a look at this real fast
    hello, shark!!!
  • ask woof about sharks they r it's favorite !!! did you know that it is also a shark??? and his sona is also named shark!!!! thats super cool imo
  • IT IS VERY GREAT AT SINGING !!! hairbush concerts are a very special event and you will have to pay $5 to be a part of one
  • he sucks at imessage games (for legal purposes and the value of my life, this is a joke)
  • woof's so mean to me and tells me to put plastic bags on my head but thats okay because it never means them.... right?
  • mars is the greatest meowrail you could ever ask for ever in the whole world!! unfortunately for you, though, he is our meowrail and we are not sharing :]

ok in all reality tho, mars has been one of my best friends for like. ever and i dont know where i would be today without his support and care and! this is really mushy. sorry. actually no im not apologizing for this because this is literally what this part of it's rentry was made for

anyways! thank you for being such a great friend mars, i love you!! yours truly, bloblobber main 6000, hasa in the flesh, and your worst enemy.
squit gain (unironically this is one of my favorite pictures of us LMFAO
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hi its nyx aka padparadscha/padpa aka gemmie or just flat out rock sometimes lmao im here waves
bug car murder
NYX WHY DID YOU POST THIS OF ME WTF -T
im the number one "its saturday!" replicator
also mars is cool yesyes if you think mars is not cool well L + ratio + no maidens or bitches + no ass + didnt ask + dont care + ur mom + youre the one whos not cool
imagine being that lame couldnt be me LLL
ty for comin to my ted talk ill be asleep for the next 13 hours byyeebyebyeebyebybybbyee
snore mimimimi


hello Guys. you must be wontering who it is. who is this mysterious person indubutubly? it is me.

and by "me", haha, well. let's justr say. Nat
the Nat in question

i write this on what happens to be the twenty-third of may 2023, 02:03 EST. i realize this is quite a lot of 23s!
guess who else is 23? MARS. just kidding i am just Pulling your leg. it isn't 23 and neither is any one else i know.
but one thing MARS is for sure is the coolest person on the face of the whole world entirely even.
this is my second year being officially stamped government assigned moirails with this kid and it has been the most wild ride i have ever been on in my life!!! (i almost died multi;le times) here is a real diagram of the wild ride below
the real diagram of the wild ride made by scientists in harvard

On a real note i care for this dickhead sooooo bad and everything that comes with it including things along the lines of beatboinging guising and SNIFFIE. mars ily you so Crazy.
please visit this link to learn more about my sensational best friend -> here

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Pub: 21 Oct 2022 22:48 UTC
Edit: 23 May 2023 21:19 UTC
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