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Former NCT member Kim Doyoung has died of old age
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SEOUL | 5:12pm, 12 Dec 2021 | author: yangsgiving
The 25-year-old former K-Pop idol, real name Kim Dongyoung, signed under SM Entertainment passed away peacefully last night in his sleep. The company is devastated to announce his passing, which was foreseeable due to, again, his age.
Fans speculate that he had been trying to hide his troubles by dying his hair black and inserting himself in NCT U's Universe (Let's Play Ball) like an impostor, increasing the average age of the unit in the process. Hag.
SM Entertainment apologizes for his behavior and states that a personal apology letter will in fact not be issued due to the singer being dead.

A senile, fake black-haired Doyoung at the 2021 Mnet Asian Music Awards, letting Jaehyun hold the microphone he could not hold with his weak hands
SM announces the emergency debut of NCT O, standing for NCT Old, to give older NCT members the opportunity to perform together with their similar- and same-age chingus. Antis of the unit, many of them middle-aged (15-23 years old) NCTzens, have already started making rather ahem morbid jokes, calling it "NCT Outro" (hinting at their soon-to-come passing), "NCT Outdated", "NCT Obsolete", "NCT Off", NCT 0", "NCT Old-fashioned", and "NCT Oparrrs", a portmanteau of the Korean "opparrr" (older brother) and the German "Opa" (grandpa).
Triggered by this, the South Korean government is currently discussing a decrease of the maximum age at which Korean men are allowed to join the country's military. NCT members Johnny, Taeyong and Yuta have announced their indefinite hiatus to protest against their addition to NCT O, whereas NCT's oldest member Taeil looks forward to it in this exclusive statement he gave to Kpoopheads News reporter u/yangsgiving:
"It's a pity Doyoung missed out on being a member of the 27 club! If no other NCT members join NCT O alongside me...sucks for them! But I will be able to record a solo, which has been my dream ever since I debuted in NCT."
When asked what keeps him on his feet at 27 years, he cites his "secret butterfly exercise": "If doing the butterfly has helped me survive for this long, I might even become the oldest NCT member ever and keep my world record until after the whole group disbands. Please don't write about this though, I don't want anyone to know my secret!"
Researchers are theorizing that the perception of age in 15-23 year olds can be equally traced back to social media influencers of their age living "adult" lives online, fear of their own ageing and death, as well as misogynist views against women who are 30 years and older.
Doyoung's funeral will be held on December 15, a day after the release of NCT's 2021 mega-project Universe, which will be dedicated to him. The release date of his farewell song coNEXTion together with NCT's Mark and Haechan will be announced at a later date.
Rest in Peace, Doyoung!
Source: Government of South Korea
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