Samael
🍒About Me🍒
Sam/Samael/Val/Valentino/Dio/Dionysus
are all names I go by. Just depends on where you know me from lol
⛧ He/Him ⛧
⛧ 19 ⛧ Gay ⛧ Transgender ⛧
⛧ Autistic ⛧ ADHD ⛧
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🍷Social Media🍷 ⛧ Art Insta: @venenumdei ⛧ ⛧ Main/Face Insta: @fromstvalentine ⛧ ⛧ TikTok (on hiatus): @anthroporraistes ⛧ ⛧ Main SFW Twitter: @fromstvalentine ⛧ ⛧ Pronouns.page ⛧ ⛧ 🔞NSFW Twitter🔞: @valentinescure ⛧
🪻DNI /srs🪻 ⛧ Basic DNI schpiel ⛧ Under 18 ⛧ TERF/"gender-critical" ⛧ Proshipper, "anti-anti," "lolicon/shotacon", or other variants ⛧ In ANY way anti-abortion
🐈⬛️BYF🐈⬛️ ⛧ I'm into the mythology, imagery, and aesthetics of Abrahamic religions and use them in a way that's sacrilegious ⛧ I'm into vulture culture, taxidermy, and collecting dead things/bones ⛧ I use tone indicators and find them helpful, but you really don't have to use them with me if they're too confusing ⛧ I think the "teehee all men are into the Roman Empire 🤭" joke is extremely annoying ⛧ I think autism and self-depricating jokes are also extremely annoying and unfunny
🍇Interests🍇 Classical Latin (my special interest), linguistics, art, self-inserts and self-shipping, vulture culture/taxidermy, psychological horror, Greco-Roman mythology, Abrahamic mythology, cartoons, Stardew Valley, drag, rave/kandi/PLUR culture, fashion, makeup
🥩"Omg He's Literally Me"🥩 Roger (American Dad lmfao), Dr. Girlfriend (Venture Bros), Dr. Frank-n-Furter (RHPS), Mettaton (Undertale), Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes), Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice), Elvira, Buffalo Bill (Silence of the Lambs), Clarice Starling (Silence of the Lambs), Edward Scissorhands, Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls), Ganymedes (mythology), Galatea (mythology), Dionysus/Bacchus (mythology), Akira Fudo/Ryo Asuka (honestly can't decide) (Devilman Crybaby), Pauline (Super Mario), the Devil from the Bible /ref
🫀Babygirls🫀 The Spot/Johnathan Ohnn (ATSV), Rasmodius (Stardew Valley), Harvey (SDV), Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls), Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls), Doc Ock (Spiderman 2), Gideon Grey (Scott Pilgrim), Beetlejuice, Joseph Joestar (JJBA Part 3), Will Wood (the guy), William Afton (lmfao)
🐦⬛DNI (silly)🐦⬛ (you figure out whats /j n /srs lmao) Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss enjoyers, taller than 5'7, if you like twinks, cis gay men, if you keep up with celebrity/influencer drama, hetero couples looking for a 3rd, if you don't know the difference between their/there/they're or your/you're (and get upset when people correct you), speaks "French," anyone who says "I'm sorry, I'm too autistic for this" bc they're too embarrassed to admit the joke flew over their head, anyone who calls themself/their partner a "milf" or "mommy," anyone who calls themself/their partner a "boywife" or "malewife," horny bisexual women dating nerdy white men, bisexuals in general, British "people," if you don't use the Oxford comma, have ever dyed your hair red, furries with a canine fursona, thinks British accents are attractive, Americans who don't know European geography outside of the UK (Americans who don't know geography in general are fine), RuPaul's Drag Race enjoyers, anyone with an LED keyboard, normal people who had an "alt phase" in 2021 and claim they "grew out of it," Coca-Cola enjoyers, anyone whose parents paid for their college, anyone in their 30s on Hinge, uses :3 and has a undiagnosed personality disorder, uses the word "hyperfixation" incorrectly, band kids (former or current) who claim to be "a kid in band, not a Band Kid" (you're all the same), anyone who wore a maid dress (or maid dress lingerie) when that was a thing, BBC Sherlock enjoyers, people who go to bed before midnight, Texans, MLP haters, gym rats, people who can't walk in heels, actively uses Snapchat, if you only keyboard smashed bc you wanted to fit in during quarantine, trans people who've changed their name more than once, anywho who can sleep without a fan on, if the majority of your sex life has been bad hookups, shinnies, lactose intolerant people
-Valete!☆