09 16 22
hi seby!!! this is meant for you specifically since i told you how to find it! & to anyone else that accidentally found this im sorry but youre about to witness dangerous levels of gay radiation.
it's been a super short while since we started dating but this is the happiest ive been in a super long time!!!! its nice being able to show you things & get you into things i like, & its nice to get to call you every night, & to talk to you for hours. i know you said you were going to taxidermy me to preserve me forever & commit acts of romantic cannibalization (holy shit) but that side of you is cute to witness too since it's funny & that also makes me happy. you're also a bully though.... i'm going to gut punch you everytime we see eachother for every time you've teased me. i will kill you. but not really because i'd miss you. i'm happy you were my childhood friend, & i'm happy youre my husband. my wifeguy. my huswife. my mipylet scrunkly wimble. my discord moderator amogi pequeño. the player-hunting splatling user to my toxic roller main. the (insert you know what you said here) to my (i'll kill you). this is a lot more heartfelt than the sarcastic thing i said i'd write up as a mimic to those kindating carrds but... i'd rather put this, so that you can read it whenever you want, & remember these words! i'll probably add onto this as time goes on but for now... i love you a lot! i can't wait to see you again!