some of these r srs some of them are partially jokes
its up to you to figure out which ones are which

DNI are my ex friends/associate with them closely, YOU ENJOY OR HAVE EMETO IN YOUR USERNAME IM SO SERIOUS PLEASE STAY 10 FEET AWAY FROM ME, your favorite The Smiths song is Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now or There Is a Light That Never Goes Out (i fr dont play about them sorry) (ur ok if u like other songs just if u only like those two stay away), support/watch dream team, johnnie guilbert, or callmecarson, you refer to women as "females", kafhime, kafblade, diabortz or renheng shippers, 90% of the RMC, emetophiles/somnophiles/support irl cannibalism, object show fans, unironically call yourself a femcel/incel, PROSHIPPERS/COMSHIPPERS/WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM

THIN ICE make disabled jokes when youre not disabled, delusional irls, other houseki no kuni fans, cinnaphos shippers, have over 50 days of playtime on ponytown, are driven by discourse/drama, make being a fujoshi your entire personality, have like every diagnosis you have listed in your rentry/carrd, think u like my spec/ins more than me, ensemble stars fans, only like the heathers musical (exempt if you havent seen it go watch it)

BYF i make kys/kms jokes, i say retard occasionally, i frolick in flower covered fields, i probably won't accept your friend request on main. (if u desperately need to contact me or smthn my alt is uncooperativeidol)

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Pub: 19 Aug 2021 17:03 UTC
Edit: 20 Jan 2024 00:12 UTC
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