I'm Gonna Shitpost Lazy
Parody of I'm Gonna Show You Crazy - Bebe Rexha
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDNZX6ymSA
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPi4CYVdxQ

There's a war inside this thread
Each post I write until it's dead
I retread
So report me to janny
And they say, "That's low quality,
I'll delete."

I'm tired of tryna be clever
I'll never effortpost, /v/
I'm keepin' myself lazy
So what if I'm fucking lazy?
If I put zero time in
I won't care when you roast me
Just 'cause you say I'm lazy
So what if I'm fucking lazy?

I'm gonna shitpost
Bought pass, r u mad
Touch grass, buy an ad
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Zoomer, live rent free
Boomer, NPC
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost

I've been browsing b4k
Saving the most replied-to bait, to replay
And I searched hard only to see
That not a single meme made me laugh recently

Yeah, I'm tired of tryna funny
I'll never effortpost, /v/
I'm keepin' myself lazy
So what if I'm fucking lazy?
If I don't bother trying
I won't care when you ghost me
Just 'cause you say I'm lazy
So what if I'm fucking lazy?

I'm gonna shitpost
I stan, get the rope
Post hand, chuddies cope
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Shit taste, soulless shill
Unbased, cringe blackpill
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
I'm gonna shitpost

Lazy, lazy
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Lazy, lazy
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Lazy, lazy
(Haaaaave, seeeeeex)
Tired of puttin' in effort
I used to try all day, /v/
No, I got no laughs from (You)s
I just want your attention
It was drivin' me crazy
So now I'll be fucking lazy

Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Seething, what a cuck
Sneeding, former chuck
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost
Fippy, better men
Bippy, kill yourself
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost, I'm gonna shitpost
Yeah, I'm gonna shitpost

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Pub: 12 Oct 2025 21:58 UTC

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