
i go by michael (& any variations), william (and any variations), or any dog related nicknames you want to call me. he, it, rot, gore, and any other gross neos. golden retriever pissfag. bisexual homoromantic degenerate.
CONTENT WARNING: i am an absolute freak. very unstable, especially in opinions — some days i can be woke and others i can be a bigot. disregard anything homophobic or misogynistic i say, i have a weird incel past and despite my efforts to get over it, i am still weird sometimes. i struggle with morals and shit like that, things that other people may think are obviously bad don't occur to me (eg. maybe i know it's bad but dont care, or dont know it's bad at all?). if this bothers you i literally dont gaf just dni fuckingn loser
disgusting paraphile pervert and will often say freaky things. do not take profile warnings lightly, i do bite. i am neu-para, anti-harassment and anti-censorship, but i hate ship discourse, don't try and talk to me about it. if you hate proshippers you will hate me (but i am not one). if you're sensitive over fiction dont bother interacting, i am a shameless pervert and incest gives me a boner. if your dni is too hard to read, too hard to find, or just states 'basic dni' i will ignore it.
INTERESTS: for media and films, i love whiplash, succession, the passenger, saw & scream, secretary, final destination, things like that. game wise im a fan of pokémon (especially the older ones!), nso, tcoaal, degrees of lewdity, psychopomp, call of duty, stardew valley, celeste, splatoon... i don't watch or play much because my attention span is absolutely fucked, and if i say i'll get round to watching something that could mean next week or 2029.
BOUNDARIES: i struggle with internalised homophobia, and even if i refer to myself as gay, i do not want other people to do so, even jokingly. i find comfort in referring to myself as less than and/or not a human (eg; a dog), just don't be a bitch about it if it bothers you. i am delusional and often have weird breakdowns about my sexuality, just play along. i am a sensitive person, please don't make 'KYS' comments around or to me. learn to block instead of harassing if you don't like me, it'll save us both a lot of trouble. if we are not close do not make sexual comments about me.