most of the things you are about to read are a joke. happy april fools!
all lies shall be revealed with perfect clarity .
ange~ it/star prns cupioachillean tmascfrill aesthetiboy
pdt timezone
bpd + self-dx adhd 9w8 isfp
français / anglais ok!
about me~
i dont rlly play rhythm games but i love bandori! if u think pjsk is better please reevalute ur life after reincarnation. because i will kill u. fav genres are visual novel and turn based combat~ #1 hobby is reading~ the trial by franz kafka is my favorite book! fav games are hsr and zzz, i lowkey hate genshin tho lol. i dont listen to too much music but my fav artist is twenty one pilots (best song is wdbwotv if u like that mainstream shit like ride kys lol) and the best vocaloid is eleanor forte u cannot change my mind. all miku songs r overrated trash 🖕
dni
make being lgbt ur whole personality, offended at kys jokes (? coward?), doesnt close tabs, lick ur envelopes the wrong way, use dark mode (its bad for ur eyes sorry this is how u found out), under 7 feet, dislike morfonica (kys), overuse emojis (its not cute), chronically online, dont respond within a minute to messages, cishetallo (i just gen cant trust u), dont use spotify, play cookie run kingdom, cereal before milk, has an ao3 account, cant play piano (its js sad), use tone indicators, pick at ur skin (weird.), use axe body spray (u guys r all straight from area 51 soz), make excessive typos (its not cute!), theres more but if ur reading this far ur prob safe~
if u ship any of the following i have immense bloodlust for u:
any form of selfc*st (its js gross), joongd*k (kdj belongs with hsy sorry not sorry), ivantill (lukatill >>), kanoshin (yall weird asf. shintaro canonically likes ayano?), ratiorine/aventio, clorivia, dancae (that boy kisses MARCH), mikomayu (its problematic), phaidei, renheng (its toxic), sunturine, robinabi, robifly, galladay, mozeqiu (theyre canon siblings), hertamei, sampard