/HOLYGATES
hi!!! heres my mainpage im SO lazy and fat and highkey a chud but BECAUSE i'm not about to have this reclaimed (i have like ten pages in the works guys please give me time) and i need something to put on here im gonna talk about holygates cause thats my shit. IF YOU HAVE NOT NOTICED BY NOW this is about the hazbin ship i'm not like some super religious nut im just gay
im gonna start with the new pride announcement stuff because i need you to look him in his stupid little eyes for a moment. what gender do you think this boy is primarily attracted to. thats right. men. but according to the creator he is STRAIGHT and does NOT want to kiss boys.
did viv even watch her own show are we looking at the same guy?? the guy that DEFINITELY wants to be in st peters butt?? there is nothing straight about him call me schizophrenic but i cannot find a skin flake of his that is lacking in like rainbow body shimmer or some shit...!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& dont even get me STTTAARRRTEEEDDD on st peter hes been gay since the beginnng his first appearance was him arching and whimpering for a song solo either that body glitter HAS transferred or he wears his own to mog his little boyfriend
anyways im gonna shut up now if this isnt genuine content idk yall can kiss my ass