"Taste My Gravy"

I caught an Eevee last fall
I had no plans to evolve
But then I learned some fun facts
That make my dick expand
Like how you've no fur at all
So your nipples do stand tall
Like how you can learn Attract
You want to be barebacked

Your leash was holdin'
Rain Dance, stop your trollin'
Ice Beam 'cause I'm goading
Better stop withholding baby

Hey, I just caught you
And yes I'm crazy
So take my dick in
And suck my gravy
It's hard to fuck you
If you're lazy
So put some work in
Let's make some babies
Hey, I just caught you
And yes I'm crazy
So take my dick in
And eat my gravy
And when we're finished
You'll be my lady
I'll pull out often
and make you glazy

You took that Water Stone fast
I saw impressive base stats
You probably felt so harassed
But still my dick expands
Your Charm's a critical hit
Your super effective slit
Makes it easy to submit
When my dick expands

Your Haze was blowin'
Growling, but not folding
Doll Eyes got me goin'
Better stop withholding baby

Hey, I just caught you
And yes I'm crazy
So take my dick in
And suck my gravy
It's hard to fuck you
If you're lazy
So put some work in
Let's make some babies
Hey, I just caught you
And yes I'm crazy
So take my dick in
And eat my gravy
And when we're finished
You'll be my lady
I'll pull out often
and make you glazy

Before you came into my life, I never had sex
Never had sex
Never had, had sex
And now that you will be my wife, it's not so complex
You will not reject
My dick is so, so hard

It's hard to fuck you if you're lazy
So take my dick in and taste my gravy

Hey, I just caught you
And yes I'm crazy
So take my dick in
And suck my gravy
It's hard to fuck you
If you're lazy
So put some work in
Let's make some babies

Before you came into my life, I never had sex
Never had sex
Never had, had sex
And now that you will be my wife, it's not so complex
You will not reject
My dick is so, so hard

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Pub: 10 Oct 2023 03:03 UTC
Edit: 10 Oct 2023 03:11 UTC
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