aww~ the silly he's so cute i get cuteness aggression :sob::sob: simon come home we all miss you. very very dearly :broken_heart: ANYWAY this rentry is dedicated to simon. yeah.

i love this stupid ass character so much thank you market pliers :sob::sob::sob::heart: he's so dear to my heart and amazing and pretty and amazing and he didn't deserve that :( i'll bring him back to life guys just give me some time let me cook ok. every time (the two times) i've watched this movie he just has to devastate me every time. fuck you man i love you :broken_heart: why i gotta love you so much IT'S ANNOYING you annoy me simon.

HE DID NOTHING WRONNGGGGGG I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!! UGH i love just how human simon is, even if they don't really ever treat him as such in the movie :broken_heart: he's just so real :(((((( the repeated apologizing for blasting them with radiation I'M FUCKING SICK NOOO my boy frowns intensely he just wanted to live :( i'll get him out of there trust me... this movie is so good fuck off actually AHHHH

who else wanna take a giant bite out of this man I KNOW I DO!! am i legally allowed to toss him around like a ragdoll and give him a nice bath and tuck him into bed at night. simon u deserve da world and i love you even though you're not real you're played by that markus pliers guy from youtube dot com... i cry :sob: thinking about simon & his mom too FUCKKKK "please keep this safe, okay mom? it's more than me." YOU JUST TWISTED THE KNIFEEEE GODDAMNIT

  • iron lung #1 in theaters 01/31/2026
  • iron lung #2 in theaters 02/14/2026 Aw~
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Pub: 27 Jan 2026 04:11 UTC

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