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rentry dedicated to my super amazing boyfriend hyperlaser


this is forever a wip
url is not for trade / sale


hyperlaser media count:⠀ 1,040
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of him and other phighters.


basic info
hyperlaser is a ranged phighter that was released on august 26th, 2022, V0.3.0. his spawn day is march 1st, and he is canonically 30 (32 in real time). hyperlaser is a mercenary from the faction/region blackrock and was hired by subspace. his design is inspired by guy-manuel de homem-christo from daft punk, and spike spiegel from cowboy bebop.

gameplay
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appearance
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skins
designed by ebobebo4, witchlaser is an unlockable skin for hyperlaser. it can be obtained by speaking to its npc on the second floor of the unmarked grey building in front of the rat zone for 45,000 bux. it was released on the 4th of january 2023, during the bat vs. rat phestival and was available to all players through the npc in Crossroads after the 30,000 community kill goal had been met.

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facts

  • he was raised to be a soldier and nothing more. ⠀⠀source
    • he has also killed the most people in the phighting universe aside from the deities. ⠀⠀source
  • he has burn scars all across his body that are sensitive to touch, because of this, he most likely does not like physical affection. ⠀⠀source
  • he is physically incapable of crying. ⠀⠀source
  • he has a black cat named princess! originally, she was not canon because aidn said no. ⠀⠀source
    • as an additional fun fact, i am the reason we knew of this in the first place! ⠀⠀source
    • he takes very good care of her. ⠀⠀source
  • he is legally blind, his helmet helps him see. ⠀⠀source
  • he does not feel guilt, at least for the deaths he's caused. ⠀⠀source
  • his favourite genre of music is (or was) metal. ⠀⠀source
  • his face is completely up for interpretation. ⠀⠀source



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Pub: 30 Dec 2022 06:33 UTC
Edit: 30 Jan 2025 22:37 UTC
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