Can't exactly stumble into a relationship if you don't leave the house. Unless some really committed girl feels like breaking into my home.
tfw no cute clumsy femrobber gf
ywn wake up in the middle of the night to a loud crashing sound and a startled "eep!"
ywn catch her freaking out over the remains of the TV that she dropped
ywn see her freeze like a deer in the living room lights
ywn watch her dogeza and beg you not to call the police
ywn agree, seeing that she's not really cut out for crime
ywn make her pay off the TV debt by helping out around your house
ywn get to know her over the next few weeks and learn she's just a cute dork in a financial rut