This company from Japan, by the name of Nintendo
They Switched things up, rolled in the dough, 8 whole years ago
When it came time for number 2, a brand new scheme arrived
Charge extra for enhancements, they don't even gotta try


No need for brand new games
They ain't got a bit of shame
Slip 'em 20s just to play
your DLC machine

Framerate upgrades cost ya now
Price ain't ever goin' down
(It's ass, it's brash, it's too much cash)
The DLC machine

No need for brand new games
They ain't got a bit of shame
Slip 'em 20s just to play
your DLC machine

Framerate upgrades cost ya now
Price ain't ever goin' down
(It's muck, it's fucked, this company sucks)
The DLC machine


You bought just one new vidya, the cost felt like a cheat
You play through hardly satisfied, just doesn't seem complete
70 was hefty, you got no bang for your buck
Announced expansions in advance, so pay 20 more, you shmuck


No need for brand new games
They ain't got a bit of shame
Slip 'em 20s just to play
your DLC machine

Framerate upgrades cost ya now
Price ain't ever goin' down
(It's ass, it's brash, it's too much cash)
The DLC machine

No need for brand new games
They ain't got a bit of shame
Slip 'em 20s just to play
your DLC machine

Framerate upgrades cost ya now
Price ain't ever goin' down
(It's muck, it's fucked, this company sucks)
The DLC machine


[Spoken]
Okay, we have one final announcement today:
1-2 Switch: Switch 2 Edition!
Standalone price:
80 bucks, ha ha!


Nintendo's fuckin' high
Quality's in short supply
Bet you wish you didn't buy
a DLC machine

Just when you thought ports were bad
All these scams will drive ya mad
(It's ass, it's brash, it's too much cash)
The DLC machine

Nintendo's fuckin' high
Quality's in short supply
Bet you wish you didn't buy
a DLC machine

Just when you thought ports were bad
All these scams will drive ya mad
(It's muck, it's fucked, this company sucks)
The DLC machine

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Pub: 15 Sep 2025 23:25 UTC

Edit: 15 Sep 2025 23:43 UTC

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