A Night Like Any Other

[BAERYS ROUTE]

GOD: [ ... UNLESS YOU RECONCILE, YOU MAY NEVER LEAVE THIS POSITION...]

{Meanwhile, next door..}

IRYS: " Man Bae.. this pyjama party is a blast!"

Bae: "..man can we go to sleep already..I'm getting tired.."

IRYS: "...you thought.. you were going to sleep tonight?..."

Bea: "..w-what are you talking about?.. I t-thought.."

IRYS: "I brought Monopoly just for tonight...what were you thinking about?.."

Bae: "N-NOTHING! I-I JUST OH FORGET IT.."

IRYS: "Did you perhaps think...I was going to...monopolize you?...."

BAE: "W-WHAT?! N-NO! FORGET IT. I'M LEAVING"

IRYS: "Wait! If you leave now...what are we going to do about next door?!"

GOD: [I HEAR SOUNDS .. OF A FIGHTING...COUPLE? HOW INTERESTING...]

Bae: I DON'T CARE ABOUT NEXT DOOR! I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONOPOLY..I ONLY CARE ABOUT Y-.."

IRYS: B-but...the monopoly was 29.99.."

Bae: I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! I'M LEAVING.

(Suddenly, a booming voice echoed through the room, startling the both of them)

GOD: [WELL WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?]

IRYS: cHOTTO mATTE, weren't you busy with next door?!

Bae: YEAH WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A ANIME FIGHT. CAN YOU LEAVE US ALONE?!

IRYS: YEAH! NO THIRD WHEELING!

GOD: [ O-OH... UM...]

BAE: YEAH GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE NOT WANTED. YOU WERE NEVER WANTED. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN WANTED. GO BACK TO THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND NEVER COME BACK. IVE HAD IT WITH EVERYONE TRYING TO INTERFERE WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE."

GOD: [oh..my..]

IRYS: I didn't know I meant so much to you Bae! By the way...do you wanna play monopoly?"

Bae: I-I mean...if that means... spending the night with you then...

IRYS: "We can play monopoly...IN BED!"

(Bae's face turns bright red, she could feel her ears getting hotter and hotter by the second.)

Bae: I-in...bed?...

(IRYS jumps on the bed and beckons Bae to com on over and join her. She pats the spot next to her, a seductive gaze panning over to Bae... making an offer that she couldn't refuse...)

Bae: o-ok...

(Bae cautiously inches her way over to the bed, her heart thumping out of her chest with every step. She shakes her head, trying to rid herself of the ever growing blush on her face...)

(IRYS sees that Bae has gotten into position....and SLAMS her monopoly down onto the bed, both preparing their heart for one SPICY game.)

Bae: I-I'm...ready.

GOD: {well....I guess...I wasn't needed here tonight....]

TO BE CONTINUED ...

t. Hakos Baelz, IRyS

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Pub: 04 Jan 2022 05:41 UTC
Edit: 04 Jan 2022 05:45 UTC
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